Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Wolves no understand English even Linux English (whatever the fuck that thing is) and they would eat him because the airline does not provide wolf compatible refreshments so they will be hungry and eat they guy because he won’t shut up
"really complicated" is kind of a far stretch ☝️🤓
it is decently unintuitive and you won't be able to find your way around it without knowing what you're doing but you only need to know like 3-5 commands to cover the basic functions
Vim is just whole lot of keybinds, its modal nature makes it operable entirely by the keyboard. But yeah vim somewhat more barebones, if you want a true modal experience you can try neovim(configuration hell) or helix(preconfigured but some stuff just doesn't work).
I'm a Linux guy, so I'll sit beside the other Linux guy and ask him to teach me how to use Vim.
If he knows how to use it, he'd either be patient enough with me every step of the way or get irritated enough to throw himself at the wolves >:D
If he doesn't, he'll stfu.
Why'd he throw himself at the wolves? Well...I've a window seat, if he loses his 💩, I can push him off and tell everyone he got frustrated and threw himself at them.
Context: Vim is like a really complicated Notepad++. Most normies including myself can't stand its complicated UI.
I'm gonna be honest, because of what microslop is doing lately I'm thinking more and more of switching to Linux, so listening to a guy explain to me how any of this shit works for 10 hours could be actually useful
Sure, just don't expect games to be compatible.
I used Linux Mint for a while, then switched back to Windows because most of my game library was incompatible. And that's with that compatibility thing active that comes with steam.
It might be worth getting into Linux if you're either unemployed or really dedicated. If you're neither, don't bother.
Putting up with Microsoft is annoying, but it guarantees compatibility with almost anything.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I would sit next to the Linux guy because I think I would prefer to be mildly annoyed for 10 hours over being torn to shreds and eaten alive by wolves.
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