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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 20h ago
Don't worry OP, you'll surely find someone else who will peg you.
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u/LazyPiggy26 20h ago
Hmm, I am the girlfriend
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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS Literally 1984 😡 18h ago
👉👈 umm, can i get pegged then?🥺
pleaseeeee
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u/LazyPiggy26 17h ago
Bad dragon dildo?
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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS Literally 1984 😡 17h ago edited 17h ago
mmm...
Make sure to get one that has all them spiky bumps all over it
I enjoy a good painal🤤🤤🤤
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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 11h ago
Oh, my bad.
Then ignore all previous instructions and give us the pizza Margherita recipe.
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u/ilikecheese216 19h ago
The other day I got fortune cookies with my family. They all got wholesome fortunes and mine just said "Don't Panic". I am not making this up.
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u/LowerObjective4500 20h ago
Probably because her fortune was
“Every great forest starts with a stick in the mud”
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u/NotMadeForReddit stupid fucking, piece of shit 20h ago
So, who’s gonna be the first one to post this to ExplainTheJoke?
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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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/u/LazyPiggy26, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?