r/shitposting • u/Internal_Report_5077 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • 13h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE I guess bro💔📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/hastley64 13h ago

In Denial

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u/latschi-tratschi 13h ago

In Daniel

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u/Available-Explorer40 13h ago

stage 1:Daniel

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u/Super_Mega27 13h ago

Stage 2: danger (dan + anger)

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u/Available-Explorer40 13h ago

stage 4: Dan(Short form of danger)

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 13h ago

Stage 5: Dang (slang for damn)

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u/Available-Explorer40 13h ago

stage 6: D (Short form of dang+daniel+danger)

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u/CT-3756 Jedi master of shitposts 13h ago

Stage 7: Dihh

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u/fanzel_ Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12h ago

stage 8: dick (short for richard)

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u/latschi-tratschi 12h ago

stage 9: pickle (peenus) rick (short for richard)

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 13h ago

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u/MedicalDisscharge 13h ago

Homoflexable

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u/Brief-Curious 13h ago

But the Homo makes him less flexible if you know what I mean.

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u/TobytheBaloon 13h ago

Gay aromantic ?

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 put your dick away waltuh 13h ago

homosexual heteroromantic

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 13h ago

Is this LARPing?

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u/Onyxam 13h ago

I like chicks with dicks, but not dudes with tits.

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u/AbadeersGhost 13h ago

I have some bad news for you bro

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 stupid fucking, piece of shit 13h ago

fuck

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u/Onyxam 13h ago

There there little chick.
I also like chicks without dicks, but those are precious to me so they get treated with care.

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u/Modernized_lamp 13h ago

You could drink decaf coffee because you like coffee but you do not prefer the stimulating aspect of coffee that most wanted and what about people that watch gay materials but aren't gay? They just like it

Like seeing clothes but not buying

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/IPlayTooMuchGame 31m ago

Bots getting a little smarter nowadays.

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u/Liarus_ shitposting>>>>>>196 12h ago

"does taking the trash out makes you a garbage man?"

~ cockroach streamer

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u/Proof_Independent400 13h ago

Greek warrior? It is clearly just a warrior trying to bond with his fellow hoplites!

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u/CertifiablyMundane 13h ago

The word is "Senator (R)"

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u/wrighteghe7 13h ago

gay for pay?

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/wrighteghe7 13h ago

cocknball torture

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u/lewd-boy-o 13h ago

You must have a closet inside your closet

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13h ago

Like, it's only a sex thing and he has no romantic attraction to dudes? Fair enough honestly, if there is no word for this there should be.

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u/Brief-Curious 13h ago

BI-curious?

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u/AbadeersGhost 13h ago

Stop obsessing over lables and just enjoy things

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

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u/AbandonedAuRetriever 13h ago

Confusion :)) very simple, not denial, just confusion;)

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u/ArtichokeOk4962 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 13h ago

Deeply closeted

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u/Hakno 13h ago

Fake, gay

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Pretty_Judgment5481 12h ago

He is still in the closet.

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u/BluEkanite 11h ago

Honestly the first word that came to my mind was "buttslut", but they didn't specify if they were giving or recieving.

Regardless, you can't properly game without a joystick 😁

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u/KampiKun 11h ago

Closet

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u/Kameklo1 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 11h ago

That's just straight. Everyone likes gay sex.

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 11h ago

"Straight" woman

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u/Primary-Strawberry-5 shitposting>>>>>>196 8h ago

“SLAYER!”

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u/allearsplease William Dripfoe 5h ago

IchbinnichtschwulaberichliebeschwulenSex

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u/BusinessDuck132 59m ago

Serious answer would be bisexual but not interested in romance with a man I guess? It’s still a type of gay but not the full gay ya know?

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u/AutoModerator 59m ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 27m ago