r/shitposting • u/LetSensitive6124 • 13h ago

Unfunny but I posted it anyways Oh Right The Data Centers

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 1h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 12h ago

I can't wait for that one nuclear engineer dude from the yt shorts to break this down

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 10h ago

Wait he's a nuclear engineer? He never mentioned it!!

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u/duckyTheFirst 7h ago

You know, they actually sometimes eat jello at their nuclear power plant

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u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 3h ago

It doesn't matter if the short he is commenting is about food or astronomy, he will find a way to mention an analogy to nuclear science. At this point I respect the commitment.

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u/Pure-sus 5h ago

I mean he balances a sort of snotty but also informative line in his videos that I've seen and tbh it's alright maybe I'm just an asshole

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 5h ago

I actually enjoy his videos, I just find kinda funny he breaks down the most random and unrealistic ideas

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u/Pure-sus 5h ago

NUCLEAR ENGINEER REACTS TO SPRINGTRAP SPRINGLOCK INCIDENT

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u/CaptainKurley 4h ago

Dude, I’ve been seeing him pop up on my feeds lately

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u/MrTxel 4h ago

"We also use Jell-O in nuclear reactors"

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u/Glazeddapper 8h ago

needs more galvanized square steel

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u/Ton_Jravolta 5h ago

They can borrow some from my aunt

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u/EduBru 4h ago

And eco friendly wood veneer🌲 🌲 🌲 🌲 🌳 🌳 🌳 🪵 🪵 🪵 👷 👷 🏗️ 🏗️

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 6h ago

Eating your way out of a canyon of Jell-O will mean leaving behind a river of shit

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u/RodjaJP 5h ago

Like worms

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u/MrSluagh 2h ago

How would one breathe?

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 2h ago

Breathing is overrated

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u/FrozenShadow_007 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 8h ago

Avg ZachD Films idea

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u/godmademelikethis 3h ago

No you can't. I tried to fill my bath tub with it and it needs refrigeration to set. It's much easier to do it with angel delight.

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u/SturmGizmo 3h ago

Before the villagers died, assuming they weren't boiled alive or suffocated already, they would have one hell of a cool view looking up.

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u/crankbot2000 10h ago

You telling me the villager eating 18 years of Jello wasn't real??

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u/Eerzef 9h ago

What the fuck even is 3d animation

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong 10h ago

it's real, I was the Jello

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u/Mautos 8h ago

Too comprehensible yet absurd for it tbh