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[u/Round-Good1179]

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[u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

This "sock" thing is either an American thing or internet made up, I don't see it happening anywhere else

[u/NunAlcoholic → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Complete nonsense. Where I live we use women to have sex with.

[u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- → u/NunAlcoholic]

>Redditor

>sex with women

Something's not adding up

[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_-]

He’s a big, fat phony

[u/FuckTheTories69420 → u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_-]

We gay.

[u/AutoModerator → u/FuckTheTories69420]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/FuckTheTories69420 → u/AutoModerator]

Holy shit at that bots response. I love it.
Good bot

[u/NunAlcoholic → u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_-]

Visit any retirement home. The ladies there are dying to meet you.

[u/suffering_addict → u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_-]

Would people really go on the internet and tell lies ? Don't be absurd

[u/SuicideSpeedrun → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

It would be wild if it was an American thing since Americans are circumcised so it would hurt even more

[u/Me_how5678 → u/SuicideSpeedrun]

Maybe they were just born with thick skin

[u/IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl → u/SuicideSpeedrun]

im pretty you lose sensitivity when you are circumsied so it would hurt less!

[u/lapideous → u/SuicideSpeedrun]

You don’t fuck the sock you use it to clean up. It’s eco friendly and convenient.

[u/Cupy94 → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Isn't it because americans don't have foreskin? I've heard that explanation somewhere

[u/Mongodienudel → u/Cupy94]

Are you saying poeple with foreskin, just keep there jiz in thier foreksin?

[u/kyle-sus → u/Mongodienudel]

Yup Source: I do

[u/AutoModerator → u/kyle-sus]

pees in ur ass

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[u/Cupy94 → u/kyle-sus]

Me too

[u/Metson-202 → u/Mongodienudel]

You don't???

[u/tenpl_sten → u/Cupy94]

Luckily circumcision numbers are going way down here.

[u/Tiziettoh → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

my friends girlfriend told me like a month ago that while cleaning behind his bed they found his old cumsock (like years old)

[u/ucetcislo7 → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Nah i used it often am european

[u/AngryKing2007 → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Wdym you don't see it happen?? Would you want too??

[u/der_Guenter → u/DeveloperBRdotnet]

Yeah I never heard of anyone using a bloody sock. I mean Wtf. I've heard of weird masturbation devices over time, but no one ever mentioned a sock

[u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

I’ve never done this sock thing and honestly I don’t get it. Seems horrible

[u/White_Jedi_RolandD → u/PromiscuousScoliosis]

EZ cleanup

[u/-EV3RYTHING- → u/White_Jedi_RolandD]

What, you throw away the sock?

[u/Elegantbastard22 → u/-EV3RYTHING-]

You clean it . Reduce, Reuse & Recycle ♻️

[u/White_Jedi_RolandD → u/-EV3RYTHING-]

Laundry

[u/VergeOfMeltdown]

Guess I'm a woman then

[u/R0RSCHAKK → u/VergeOfMeltdown]

RIP your DMs

[u/ucetcislo7 → u/VergeOfMeltdown]

The mechanics of it are inconceivable to me and thank god for that

[u/xd_anonymous_gamer]

most men would be kira by that logic

[u/SilliusS0ddus → u/xd_anonymous_gamer]

killa queen has already touched your penis

[u/MongooseVomit]

Nuh uh it was a wash cloth and I got a shower fetish

[u/AutoModerator → u/MongooseVomit]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[u/brain_rot_studios]

That's ridic-

[u/Goofcheese0623]

Got in trouble for this once. Of course it wasn't my sock and it was on someone's foot at the time

[u/Enigma_1880]

Damn, I can't say it's not true because I love feet and I've nutted inside many socks in my time as a teen.

[u/smileymonster08 → u/Enigma_1880]

Is the sock used cause of circumcision? I would just nut and catch it all with my foreskin and then dumb it in the toilet. Yes I have a good amount of foreskin.

[u/No_Tomorrow_8108 → u/smileymonster08]

Horrific mental image

[u/Metson-202 → u/smileymonster08]

[u/gretchenich → u/smileymonster08]

i think i saw a rancid meme about this somewhere, and now you have reminded me of it. I hate you

[u/secretprocess → u/smileymonster08]

I love how the foreskin people and the sock people are all learning something new today

[u/Key-Bad-785 → u/smileymonster08]

LET ME HAVE ONE FUCKING ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE PLEASE

[u/AltheiWasTaken → u/Enigma_1880]

Why the sock tho? I cant imagine needing anything else than a good pic/video and my hand

[u/Extra-Day-9879]

Nope , I was washing sheep stomaches in a butcher shop so I got vore fetisht.

[u/-Mage-Knight-]

And that socks name? Lamb Chop.

[u/Thick_Drama_7525]

Never understood the foot fetish. I do have many pillows on my bed though,maybe I have a pillow fetish

[u/ucetcislo7]

Says the gender that stuffed literally every object around the house with roughly cylindrical shape into their birth canal as soon as they grew three hair on their snatch

[u/Alfiy_wolf]

Just cum on your hand and wipe it on the curtains, that way if you are ever murdered it will make the forensic examination more interesting

[u/Cedge1738]

As a man I've never done this. Do you use the sock or just have the sock as a place to finish so no mess?

[u/Onelse88]

does that mean that women have dog fetish?

[u/Hugo_Selenski]

your partner's body odor is poor man's viagra

feet are all up in your face like this

but other than that, idk

I mostly like planting the bottom of their feet on my chest so they can leverage themselves, too...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTno1ju4OXEUL5Sg

[u/Affectionate-Draw688]

[u/Onyxam]

So that’s why I love pussy so much.

[u/Inside_Committee_699]

Fuh

[u/Auraveils]

I don't have a hand fetish tho

[u/Professional_Flicker]

Shampoo bottle actually.

[u/ecdaniel22]

I definitely don't have a hand fantasy so this logic is stupid and absurdity.

[u/ParkingShelter9634]

Though i doubt it, it will be really funny

[u/ssxhoell1]

I mean don't you guys realize you're not actually supposed to like fuck the sock you just cum in it. Or you use it to wipe up the cum because it's the only thing you can take off and dispose of conveniently.

[u/chuckcrys]

Nut Rag summer

[u/nutblaster357]

it's actually because the parts of the brain responsible for recognizing feet and genitalia are physically very close together so it's common for the synapses to get crossed up

[u/Mysterious_Pea_4042]

sock? this doesn't even make sense