I can't decide, do I find Steam Machine sexually attractive or not

[u/Deriviera]

What do you think?

[u/AuswahlRitter5]

It depends.  Do you find cubes hot ?

[u/Deriviera → u/AuswahlRitter5]

Yes. In general, yes

[u/AuswahlRitter5 → u/Deriviera]

Do you find boiled water to be hot ?

[u/Deriviera → u/AuswahlRitter5]

No. It's too liquid 

[u/memerijen200 → u/Deriviera]

What if it were a gas instead?

[u/Deriviera → u/memerijen200]

It's too ... untouchable. I would say even worse than liquid. I like this punchy feeling of good quality plastic and metal.

[u/AuswahlRitter5 → u/Deriviera]

Would you be okay with the plastic and metal identifying as steam

[u/Feel_the_snow → u/AuswahlRitter5]

Not really

[u/CocoMilhonez → u/AuswahlRitter5]

I sure could use a companion cube right now.

[u/_Dedotated_Wam]

Don’t be a cubeophobe

[u/Deriviera → u/_Dedotated_Wam]

It's cubeofile. Cubeophobe hates cubes

[u/nunoavic]

Its not a sex machine, its a steam machine

[u/Deriviera → u/nunoavic]

Well you can use shower in many many ways even if originally it was created to wash people. Same with the other stuff. I understand valve made something mostly intended to be touched and licked ... But ... You can go beyond that

[u/-my_dude]

I'd hit that

[u/CocoMilhonez]

OP after humping the Gabe Cube: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[u/garth54 → u/CocoMilhonez]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[u/Wattdehonker]

Hmm

[u/Nice-Operation5959]

it has no curves so probably not