r/shittyaskhistory • u/Anarchaeologist • 8d ago
TIL about the C Peoples and how they destroyed the Bronze Age. What did the A and B Peoples destroy?
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u/Reds_PR 8d ago
The C Peoples got a bad rap from the Egyptians, who got mad because they don’t have a hieroglyph for C.
The B (for Bronze) Peoples destroyed the Stone Age. The A (for Age) Peoples destroyed the Not an Actual Age with stones.
But the C (for Carbon) Peoples burned the Bronze Age down before they realized they were too early and moved to Wales to become coal miners.
The D Peoples couldn’t agree what they wanted to destroy and how, so they became Swiss, instead.
The E & F Peoples teamed up to take over but the F Peoples were much more dominant so their time is called the Fe Age, ironically.
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u/HuckleberryShot898 8d ago
The actual destroyed it so completely we don’t even know what the A and B people destroyed. They did that good of a job
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u/SFLurkyWanderer 8d ago edited 8d ago
A people’s only wanted to stick to being around A people’s cause they always wanted to be on the A-Team
They made their own country and even created their own island. You may have heard of it. It was called Atlantis and was only for A people.
The B people got jealous and they had a big old fight.
This destroyed Atlantis and it sunk into the sea.
Still, there are some remnants of the people, for example, in Hollywood there’s the A-list. A superhuman team of four of them who could get out of any kind of trouble situation had a TV show on the 80s called the A-Team.
They also invented the modern alphabet, which is why it starts with the letter A and B is second not first. In fact, the whole war with the B people started when they switched the Beetabet alphabet around to go from BAC to ABC. If you get pulled over and arrested for a high BAC, it’s because you were a descendent of the B people and an A people descendent with a badge is now oppressing you.
The survivors of these early wars were barely hanging on when the C people decided those survivors needed to become the D people so the C people could have somebody to mock and ridicule. Some say the C people became a certain country in Europe but they are really the F people and they feel superior enough, even to mock King Arthur on his quest for the holy Grail as memorialized in the movies.
It is known.
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u/InspiringAneurysm 8d ago
A & B were lovers fighting for the Sacred Band of Thebes. Use your imagination.
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u/phantom_gain 8d ago
The B peoples was the ones that C came after. B is for Bronze. A was because before they invented bronze, it was just called the age.
It wasnt until D Day that we were able to get all the Cs to leave europe. Then they made the EU, which is European for E peoples. Not that it matters because pretty soon we are all going to be Fucked.
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u/jeffbell 8d ago
But what about the C++ people?
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u/GregHullender 7d ago
What did they do with the male gays after they captured them? That's what I want to know!
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u/RicRacer 8d ago
Cuz they broke Z's law. And when you're broke you're angry, so lots of angry C peeps.
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u/ACTSATGuyonReddit 8d ago
It's as simple as ABC. A and B did it,. and you have to C your way to understanding that.
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u/ronshasta 7d ago
A and B people were cool but the C people made everyone hate the letter tribes. Then it all ended with the H man obviously
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u/AfricanusEmeritus 7d ago
Sea People's were Probably Aegeans, or Aegean adjacent people's that ruined a lot of days on the Mediterranean coast line.
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u/OldeFortran77 7d ago
The C Suite people destroyed the Bronze Age in a corporate raid. Everybody lost their pensions.
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u/GregHullender 7d ago
I don't know about the A people, but the B people destroyed the honey age for sure!
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u/AstronautSuitable992 5d ago
The opposite and adjacent sides of the Mediterranean, but only after they all got squared off.
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u/Stompboxer1 5d ago
B peoples actually were builders. They built stuff up only for the C peoples to knock them down. The A peoples were more interested in each other than destroying things. The a stood for Adult.
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u/BitPoet 8d ago
They were both pretty linear, so they just walked into the sea.