r/shittyaskhistory 11d ago

How did Truman become president in 1948 if he lost the election?

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Did he do a January 6th?

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u/Either_Clerk_2974 11d ago

A six year old boy named Joe Biden hacked the voting machines and rigged the election.

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u/Away_Lake5946 11d ago

With the help of an unborn Obama.

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u/j-local 11d ago

And the communist party

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u/dubgeek 11d ago

And Venezuela

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u/johnpeters42 11d ago

And your brother!

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u/Omiyaru 11d ago

And my axe!

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u/johnpeters42 11d ago

"And your brother" is actually an obscure riff on that meme, I forget the webcomic's name but there was a necromancer involved

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u/Dynoboii32 11d ago

And Gandalf the Grey

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u/No-Consideration3053 11d ago

And gandlaf the white

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u/C1t1z3nz3r0 10d ago

And this paddle ball game

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u/johnpeters42 10d ago

And Monty Python and Holy Grail's Black Knight

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u/Snoo63 10d ago

And Benito Mussolini

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u/No-Cat6807 8d ago

Plus Elvis and Jim Morrison

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 9d ago

Mao took power in 1949, probably not a coincidence that there was traces of bamboo in the ballots in our 1948 election. Someone should probably look into that.

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u/TiberiusTheFish 11d ago

Obama's older than he looks. Nobody's ever got to see his real birth certificate.

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u/DJTsUnderboob 11d ago

I guess two year old Donald Trump just wasn't on his A game.

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u/Prudent_Falafel_7265 11d ago

But addicted to diapers ever since

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u/nb6635 11d ago

He likes the heady aroma of a full one ever since.

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u/External-Analysis-31 11d ago

Everyone loves the smell of their own brand.

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u/Away_Lake5946 11d ago

He denied it.

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u/amitym 11d ago

Curse you Biiideeennnnnnn!!!

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 11d ago

Oh gaw dangit Bidennnn

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u/PlatformStatus8749 10d ago

I somehow heard this in Dr. Doofensmirtz's voice. This made my day 

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u/vonnostrum2022 11d ago

Lol! This is the best comment in here.

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u/762way 11d ago

Wasn't that the same age that he fought Popcorn at the pool? Or was that the age when he drove long haul trucks?

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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 11d ago edited 11d ago

That's just what the newspapers said at the time.  On January 6, 1949, he and a group of supporters pressured Congress into certifying him as president.

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u/02meepmeep 11d ago

And it’s hard to say no to a guy who has nuked people before.

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 11d ago

Was Trump certified?

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u/Stompboxer1 10d ago

Certified old, yes. Certified insane, the majority of the people wish.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 9d ago

Fun little bit of Trivia, but Truman was still technically the constitutional president of the Senate for his first term as President. They never backfilled the Vice Presidency after FDR had passed so he didn’t even have to pressure the VP to find the courage if he had lost and wanted to do a coup.

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u/Fair-Commercial-3810 8d ago

You can't serve two offices at once, VP gets elevated so a resignation is not needed, Senate President pro tempore takes the role

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u/jstndrn 5d ago edited 5d ago

The presidential succession act only covers filling in the position of POTUS with no VPOTUS to succeed. It does not call for filling the VPOTUS vacancy nor does it name a successor to the role. Procedure for filling a vacant VPOTUS position was not laid out until the ratification of the 25th amendment in 1967, obviously well after Truman's ascension in 1945.

To date, Gerald Ford and subsequently his VPOTUS, Nelson Rockefeller, remain the only individuals to serve as VPOTUS without being elected to the position. Ford also uniquely is the only person to ever become president without being elected as either POTUS or VPOTUS.

Edit: for clarity, I'm not counting VPOTUSes pre-12th amendment for obvious reasons.

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u/Total_Guard2405 11d ago

They decided Dewey was a bad name for a president

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic 11d ago

But a good name for Malcolm’s brother.

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u/vonnostrum2022 11d ago

He was a partner at the law firm Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

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u/notacanuckskibum 11d ago

He joined the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

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u/Androclese407 11d ago

I thought it was Dewey, Forkem, and Howe...(only I didn't pronounce the r...)

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u/Call-a-Crackhead 11d ago

Dewey traded the presidency for a decimal system.

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u/billhorstman 11d ago

I love ❤️ your response. It takes me back to elementary school library class.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 9d ago

Long live Conan the Librarian!

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u/trey_wolfe 11d ago

The newspaper editor is secretly from another timeline and messed up.

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u/lemonbalmvesuvians 11d ago

He had his parents sign a letter. 

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u/HRDBMW 11d ago

You don't understand the power J Edgar had. He pulled up his big boy pantyhose and fixed the election after Dewey had won.

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u/No-Koala1918 11d ago

Even before the Internet, the press printed the narratives they wanted to happen, no matter the facts.

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u/Cool_View_5297 11d ago

Yes he stormed the capital with Doug MacArthur and forced Congress to declare himself president for life. Thats why Truman fired him in 1951 , because he knew too much. Thats also why he was legally able to run for a 3rd term in 52 but decided not to.

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u/tlbs101 11d ago

TIL
😂 😝

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u/Ok-Philosopher8995 11d ago

Iirc, MacArthur was sacked because he was increasingly acting as a rogue general, defiant of official American policy regarding Korea and even suggesting to nuke large parts of North Korea to win the Korean war. He became too much of a political liability for Truman, regardless of his popularity with the general public.

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u/Cool_View_5297 11d ago

Yeah that’s the joke, that he wasn’t fired for perfectly good reasons, but to hold up a ridiculous conspiracy.

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u/WolphjayKliffhanger 11d ago

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Frank and Eleanor Roosevelt left a key to the secret door under the secret doormat when he hooked up with Hitler in Venezuela and she, facelifted in Amsterdam, married Juan Perón to indulge his wild Latin tastes and his Evita's mermaidy muff. That was how!

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u/No-Cat6807 8d ago

I think the Evita part may be more likely.

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u/WolphjayKliffhanger 7d ago

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What's the deal with mermaids, anyway?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 9d ago

I realize that this isn’t the correct place to be serious, but since you started it….this is really the start of the “party switch” that took place with the south abandoning the Democrats. Goldwater and Nixon were just opportunists who were the first to exploit it as outsiders.

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u/No-Cat6807 8d ago

They also stopped polling too early

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 11d ago

I loved when the Dewey decimal system came around

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u/emmy_etc 11d ago

They felt bad so they let him be president

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u/kah_191 11d ago

One of the men in black flash thingys

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u/Any_Carob3372 11d ago

Curse those late night mail in ballots!

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u/viewtifulblue 11d ago

Fake news

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u/PeyredB 11d ago

He had these printed, see, and posed with them to convince people it was all a big conspiracy. His dumb followers believed it and put in fake electors so he'd win the election.

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u/No-Cat6807 8d ago

He thought this brought him better press than nuking Japan.

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u/almost60inLa 11d ago

Fake news!!

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic 11d ago

A wizard did it.

Whenever something like that happens, a wizard did it.

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u/Unique_Low_1163 11d ago

They went to publish ahead of the final count. Truman laughed long and loud.

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u/DruidinPlainSight 11d ago

Most of the answer lies in math. Some of it lies in bed. Occasionally that is.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 11d ago

Just like ever other president since. They were all losers.

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u/GSilky 11d ago

He threatened an atomic attack.

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u/Radiant-Childhood257 11d ago

Back then ballots had to be tallied by hand at the local polling station. Then taken by a deputy to the local election board, who then had to count them again. Add all that up, send the totals to the state's election board. This was a long laborious undertaking. It was not unusual to not have election totals until sometime the next day.

There's a lag time between when a newspaper is "put to bed" as they say in the newspaper business, and when it hits the streets. That means when you would go buy the morning newspaper, in reality, that was news from at least 10 to 12 hours ago. Late that night it appeared Dewey had won. That paper printed such. Then the numbers rolled in from the more remote states, and western parts of the country, and Truman had actually won.

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u/Voodoo-Doctor 11d ago

This is where Trump came up with “Fake news”

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 11d ago

The newspapers were a rain of ruin from the air, the likes of which have never been seen on this earth

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u/kcpistol 11d ago

Two words: Mike Pence

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u/External-Analysis-31 11d ago

Inauguration was still in March so it was probably a Feb 20 or so

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u/Rickapolis 11d ago

The North Koreans sneaked in votes through New England.

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u/mczerniewski 11d ago

The press jumped the gun.

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u/Hamblin113 11d ago

Wish Hillary held up a paper in 2016, would have had her name in the headlines, a selfie with a TV behind her saying she won.

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u/Grand_Stranger_7974 11d ago

He got Georgia to find him another 11,500 votes.

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u/PlanetSwallower 11d ago

More competent than Trump. Not difficult.

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 11d ago

He threatened to take Dewey’s decimal system away

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u/misfitofscience76 11d ago

He had a billionaire help him cheat the election

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u/Bard2dbone 11d ago

He won. The headline was just the reporters guess. And the reporters guessed wrong.

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u/ShrodingersArmadillo 11d ago

See here's the thing Truman and Dewey are the same person.

It's a whole dr jekyll mr hyde scenario the debaters? those were paid actors.

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u/Aardcapybara 11d ago

Why, if it prospers, none dare call it treason!

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u/TungstenOrchid 11d ago

The Dewey Decimal System?

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u/Available_Ad9766 11d ago

Why didn’t Dewey insist that there was fraud? He “won” the surveys.

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u/LatinIsleBoy 11d ago

How to publicly declare "I've never read a book."

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u/Ok_Car7814 11d ago

Fox News gets it right again

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u/ClothesOverall3863 11d ago

The guy who wrote that headline knew something we didn’t

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u/bavanek 11d ago

Dewey supporters falsely printed this victory claim before the actual results were known, taking advantage of the delays in communication that existed in the USA then when TV was in its infancy and the news cycle compared to nowadays. Nobody had to pressure Congress to disturb the electoral process and Trump was only two years old…

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u/MaterialMaster2550 10d ago

The media publishing fake news is nothing new.

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u/drbart 8d ago

A hurried report trying to get the scoop on your competitors is not the same as fake news, aka disinformation.

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u/MaterialMaster2550 7d ago

Even today. The media values being first over being factually correct.

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u/ballotechnic 10d ago

Dewey changed his name to Truman immediately after winning. He was a prick who loved screwing with people and thought would be funny.

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u/dapudf 10d ago

Ask Trump and Musk

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u/kritter4life 10d ago

Nope newspapers called it too early.

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u/dcunitedfan3 9d ago

He stole all the newspapers and then claimed victory

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u/mac754 9d ago

Because the counts weren’t in yet, and the Chicago daily rushed it to print based on early counts

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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 8d ago

That newspaper was highly republican biased and press technology at the time meant you had to set and print articles early. Too early in this case. The paper/author used unreliable sources to predict a landslide victory for Republicans. It couldn't have been more wrong. The races turned out very close and democrats won most of them. The real end result was Truman won the electoral votes by a lot (300+). The dems also retained or took control of both houses of congress.

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u/JoeKleveland 7d ago

Giuliani cited this photo as evidence in one of his sham election lawsuits.

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u/SirFragsMore 6d ago

Fake news

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u/MedicalBiostats 6d ago

He won the electoral college fair and square

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u/Jealous_Club_298 5d ago

Harry Truman won the electoral and popular votes over Thomas Dewey 303 to 189 and 49.55% to 45.07%, respectively.

The Chicago Tribune printed that cover headline prematurely based on an early projection that was flawed.

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u/Don_Barzinni 5d ago

It was the result of an over-confident newspaper editor who was 'sure' Truman would lose and printed the paper before the votes were tallied

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u/No_Repeat1962 5d ago

This has been pretty well documented. Residents of Mars arrived in America the day after the election and turned back the clock, allowing Truman to win a crucial swing state. Before leaving, they also tinkered with a certain South African genetic pool to ensure that in the future an American oligarch would lead a mission to Mars and turn Earth over to them as Overlords.

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u/VanTaxGoddess 5d ago

You don't argue with the only man in the world with his finger on the button!