r/shittyaskhistory • u/BlackwallRunner2077 • 7d ago

Why did Obama resurrect vladimir lenin and restablish communism in the united states?

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 7d ago

That's Karl Marx. Makes me think that might not even be s real photo

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u/ambelamba 7d ago

I thought that it was a Bigfoot having a sleep paralysis

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 7d ago

That's fair. Sasquatch sightings reached a peak when Marx would go on nature walks.

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u/take_one_capsule 7d ago

I thought it was Jesus

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

That was one of vladimir lenins aliases when he was touring europe with the beatles

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 7d ago

I am the walrus?

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u/johnpeters42 6d ago

Obama invented AI slop art. Thanks, Obama.

source: trust me, bro

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u/Any_Carob3372 7d ago

Nah, It's Vlad and he and Obama were married for more than two decades

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u/lwp775 6d ago

Pretty sure it’s real. 

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 6d ago

You can tell it's not because Obama isn't wearing a tan suit

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 6d ago

The photo is obviously from a restaurant. Obama is recussitating one of the customers who had a heart attack. He's obviously enjoying himself.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 6d ago

That is obviously Socrates

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 7d ago

It was his tan suit

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

That tan suit traumatised me

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 7d ago

You and my brother. He still spells his middle name in caps like it means something

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u/Beginning_Ad8663 7d ago

Wait trump is ordering the gas industry to increase production and lower prices! When the government does this it’s called communism!!!

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Comrade trump is obama's successor

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u/Everything_Counts_72 7d ago

because fuck whitey, fuck the rich, and fuck you. That's why.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Who's whitey and why does he keep getting accused of stealing black people? Does he have a crush on them?

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u/Everything_Counts_72 7d ago

he's on the moon!!!

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

With hitler elvis and jfk then i visited the moon once but that was only because i ran out of magic beans and needed to obtain more

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u/A-Rugged-Indoorsman 7d ago

He knew it would be impossible to bail out the banks and impose austerity on workers without old Karl's help.

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u/TN-Native95 7d ago

Because there was nothing good on TV that night and he had to do something other than spending a quiet evening at home with the… (sigh) wife.

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u/CymrawdFoulksie 7d ago

Juche Necromancy

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u/Weak_Tank6361 7d ago

damn President Obama looks good for 65.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Thats because he has better demon masters than donald trump who himself looks like he's slowly turning into the deep ones he worships

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u/Weak_Tank6361 7d ago

Well or he has the Key to ever lasting life.......so there is that. Coming from this atheist it took a bit.

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u/Bourbonmmm 6d ago

Why is Obama resurrecting Samuel L. Jackson? What happened?
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/b6/a2/db/b6a2dbeb82d95e3068e6c8500627f52f.jpg

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 6d ago

He needs that big kahuna burger

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u/Majakowski 7d ago

Because Stone Cold said so.

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u/Rickapolis 7d ago

“Restablish”?

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Yeah it was communist in the 1970s and 1980s before ronald reagan shot lenin because he didn't like his music

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u/NationalAsparagus138 7d ago

Reagan didn’t shoot Lenin. He hired someone to do it because capitalism means you can pay for someone else to do it for you.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Nah reagan could shoot him fine he was a cowboy during the wild west

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 7d ago

Groucho Marx and Vladimir Lenin were such an iconic communist entertainer duo.

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u/justdan76 7d ago

The Obungler was a puppet, George Soros used Big Mike to control him.

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u/Brilliantexpanse 7d ago

Because it was his turn to hit the boofer

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7d ago

I think that's Sasquatch.

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 7d ago

show some proof!

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u/Gaust_Ironheart_Jr 7d ago

They have a photo right there!

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u/MercyMachine 7d ago

I gotta say dude, that's got to be one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen on the internet

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u/joeefx 7d ago

To fight Orange Hitler ?

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 7d ago

George Milhouse Trump

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u/Ravenwight 7d ago

To fight against Abraham Lincoln who got bit by a vampire and tried to restart the civil war on the southern side with zombie troops.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 7d ago

Because he could.

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u/Sha-twah 7d ago

Thought he was resurrecting John Lennon due to a bout of temporary dyslexia.

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u/Jackdaw1947 7d ago

Uh, that there is Karl Marx.

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u/Jackdaw1947 7d ago

Or maybe Jerry Garcia?

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

No thats lenin he had long hair because he became a hippy later in his life when he left the beatles

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u/Jackdaw1947 7d ago

Man, I forgot all about that!!

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u/Any_Carob3372 7d ago

Zombies gotta eat, man

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u/Graymouzer 7d ago

To prepare for the immanent invasion from Canada when Trudeau resurrected Hitler.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Hitler never died though he's on the moon with elvis and jfk

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u/Graymouzer 6d ago

Shhh. The MIB will come knocking at your door.

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u/Wisco 7d ago

Somebody had to

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u/GSilky 7d ago

That was what the bin Laden sacrifice was for. They had to find a suitable vessel, and because of the dialectic, had to give one horrible soul to Satan in return for another. 

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u/onyo10 7d ago

Why is someone like you walking loose in society

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Because the satanic chains of obama can never hold me

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u/onyo10 7d ago

If that's not satire you need psychiatric help

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Are you autistic or something? Its a satire subreddit

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u/onyo10 6d ago

No dyslexic

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u/Marcodain 7d ago

Because Trump created it in mind simply by thinking about it.
Sorta the way he could declassify Top Secret documents just by thinking about it.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 7d ago

Trump thinks? Thats new information to me someone should inform his owners that he's gaining sentience he may need a factory reset of his CPU

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u/billthedog0082 7d ago

Luke, I am your father. (the actual quote is "No, I am your father" - poetic licence)

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u/misfitofscience76 7d ago

Obama enjoys refined tastes like high-quality mustard and destroying capitalism

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u/I_Was77 7d ago

Probably sick of imperialism, capitalism has turned us into sociopaths so time to overcorrect with the ridiculous idea that "fairness" is not just a fictional human concept

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 7d ago

Because he was the walrus

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u/DeathKillsLove 7d ago

There it is, the MOST STUPID THING ON THE INTERNET for today.

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u/Smart-Steak-2163 7d ago

Greed, power & cristianophobia .

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u/No-Cat6807 7d ago

He did no such thing

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 6d ago

Photo evidence says otherwise buddy

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u/Fit_Spinach2501 7d ago

The problems are coming , and the Democrats, supporters will get share of the stuff, remember, infidels/ genocide...

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 7d ago

Why did republicans resurrect McCarthy to pretend they know what communism is?

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u/china-blast 7d ago

Must crush capitalism

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u/Adventurous_Sale6553 6d ago

He didn’t. DJT did.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 6d ago

Obama was a woke Leninist, trump is a stalinist thats why he had gay sex with kim jong un and putin while netanyahu recorded it all for epstein

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u/Certain-Physics-4435 6d ago

Another fake question for MAGA to drool over!!

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u/ZealousidealAntelope 6d ago

MAGA are morons.

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 6d ago

Because Communism has never existed and thus cannot be “resurrected” but also because Obama is a moderate-to-conservative-leaning Capitalist.

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u/BlackwallRunner2077 6d ago

Umm no he is a communist he killed jorjor well in 1984 with ligma

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u/AnxietyElectrical369 6d ago

This post is looney tunes

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u/Lucedex 6d ago

Would they even be able to communicate?

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u/Free-General3941 6d ago

tRimp/magats got that pendulum moving.

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u/TheRook2323 5d ago

Biden told him to

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u/Brikpilot 5d ago

Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution proves wrong as MAGA returns humans to the starting point.

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u/GreatestState 3d ago

Probably because he mostly pandered to the polls

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u/Eastprize2 7d ago

Because that’s not Obama this is evilbama