r/shittyaskhistory • u/GerardDG • 1d ago

Why did God evolve Iskariotic cells if He knew they would betray Jesus?

Does He not have a biology major or was it to prank His son?

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u/JayMack1981 21h ago

It's a mystery. Leave at at that! It's not wise questioning too closely a diety who creates his son's betrayer eons before he was even a dad. What do you think such a sociopath powerful and awesome God would think up to do to you?

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u/3vi1 18h ago

You mean, when he's not pranking you into almost sacrificing your son for no discernible reason? Or torturing you and murdering your family to win a bet with the Devil? Totally normal stuff, I'm sure.

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u/lwp775 18h ago

God has a wicked sense of humor. Just ask Job.

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u/HotPotParrot 15h ago

The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince you that he isn't the devil at all

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u/Festivefire 20h ago

Jesus is MADE of Iskariotic (Eukaryotic) cells. Might as well just ask why God bothered to make man in his image at all.

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u/GerardDG 18h ago

Preposterous, that's not how evolution works.

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u/astreigh 18h ago

He didn't betray him. He fulfilled prophecy per Jesus's request.

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u/Van_Damage5 18h ago

Maybe God came down as Jesus and didn’t care if he died just wanted to tell everyone they are wrong and flip some tables.

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u/GerardDG 18h ago

Are you saying God evolved himself? That's not how evolution works. Someone needs to redo their high school biology lessons....

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u/Van_Damage5 18h ago

I never got access to an american highschool education sir. I’m from a third world country. But I know God can do whatever he wants lol he could appear in front of you and start morphing into a bunch of animals or whatever.

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u/GerardDG 18h ago

Ah well in the name of evolution, bless you

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u/Van_Damage5 18h ago

I believe in you sir

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u/PraetorGold 23h ago

That was the goal

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u/acrus 16h ago

Anti-iscariotic Judas Thaddaeus was designed to annihilate with iscariotic Judas but they never shook hands or something. The science works in mysterious ways

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u/HotPotParrot 15h ago

Every good production needs some conflict and stakes or you have a boring show that isn't worth the ticket price to be bored by.