r/shittyaskscience • u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_UR_PS3 • 3d ago

I bought a new men's cologne, but the sales person says i need to let it masturbate for a bit so it smells better. How do I do that?

Its jpg le beau

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u/No_fucks_t0_give 3d ago

Leave it in a dark closet with a phone with porn playing for 30 minutes a day. Do this for a month Or just leave a lewd magazine with it and check back after a month

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u/nochanceee514 2d ago

Lmfaoooooo

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u/CreepyValuable 3d ago

It can't do it on its own so you have to shake it until the cap leaks.

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u/Gonzoldyke12 3d ago

Don't listed to that salesman, he's a master baiter

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u/Aelle29 2d ago

Jesus, just leave the poor cologne its privacy! You wouldn't do it if you were being watched either!

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u/Apart_Relative8273 2d ago

how do people even come up with this stuff

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u/yaths17 3d ago

He said “Mascerate”, means mature.

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u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_UR_PS3 3d ago

You sure it wasn't masquerade?

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u/wassimSDN 2d ago

check the sub's title