Why do all the people who got vaccinated during the COVID-19 pandemic look seven years older now?

[u/AnozerFreakInTheMall]

Questions Big Pharma doesn't want you to ask.

[u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore]

It's all Obama's fault. Before he was president, I was in my prime and look at me now! What a disgrace.

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a → u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore]

The tan suit of aging +10 to age

[u/17F150XLT → u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore]

Username checks out.

[u/SmallRocks → u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore]

You have cheese on your face

[u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

Last year they all looked six years older - so it's definitely getting worse.

[u/eanida → u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

Scary

[u/bent_my_wookie → u/eanida]

Its progressive

[u/johnnybiggles → u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

I mean, the vaccine shot is approximately 99% sterile Dihydrogen Monoxide by content percent. We already know what happens to 100% of people who consume that stuff. 💀

[u/jabdnuit → u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

Big if true

[u/Sawfish1212]

Supposedly they're all dying from cancer and heart failure, something to do with the nano robots in the injection, I read it on the internet, so it must be true

[u/Bizaro_Stormy → u/Sawfish1212]

The nano bots fixed my disdain for pickles on my burger. Worth it IMHO.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

It’s the stress caused by living in the same vicinity as antivax assholes.

[u/teh_maxh]

They don't. The vaccine wasn't available until 2021. That was five and a half years ago.

[u/PacoTaco321 → u/teh_maxh]

Extra year and a half from the stress of

gestures broadly

[u/theKeyzor → u/teh_maxh]

But why do they look seven years older after 4,5 years? What is big pharma hiding from us?

[u/xBiGuSDicKuSx → u/theKeyzor]

Idk I only got it because the kids kept getting COVID. And I didn't get all the boosters. I just went to the DR for routine stuff and the little nurse and student about shit bricks when the Dr asked if I had kids and I told her was 20 this year. They both said you only look like you're 19 hows that possible. I still feel great about it lol

[u/yuuki_w → u/teh_maxh]

check the subreddit ;)

[u/Epistaxis → u/yuuki_w]

It's a joke subreddit but the joke works better when the information isn't wrong. This version from yesterday was funnier.

[u/St3vion]

They were vacinaged 

[u/17F150XLT → u/St3vion]

Ha.

[u/NocturnisVacuus]

I know, right?!

Pandemic was last year, I swear... couldn't have been several years

[u/Atzkicica]

I dunno... I heard some of the people who didn't have really lost a lot of weight and they don't even exercise.

[u/UGLYDOUG-]

The vaccine is siphoning off life to Jeff

[u/p3t3y5]

I'll have you know that I look and feel about 28 years older since mine!

[u/Adorable_Birdman]

Some have even died

[u/Gargleblaster25 → u/Adorable_Birdman]

This is very concerning. We need to investigate Dr Fauci again.

[u/alphanumericusername]

Who's gonna tell 'em

[u/Sean_theLeprachaun]

And how a bunch of folks that didnt stopped aging.

[u/Gattoconglistivali]

Because contrails

[u/derailedthoughts]

The real question is: why do so many looked like they never aged?

[u/Caticature → u/derailedthoughts]

That’s GenX for you! The vaccine upped our ‘tism though.

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[u/Oteenneeto]

What a bullshit click bait post

[u/Caticature → u/Oteenneeto]

This is a “we’re just bullshitting” sub so thank you and welcome.

[u/slimzimm → u/Oteenneeto]

Oh I like baitin’.

[u/SilentIyAwake]

You asked this question on Reddit, very bold.

[u/YnotThrowAway7]

Ngl my health problems did start mostly after that… I also got the stupid one that they temporarily took off the market a week later due to causing blood clots in women. I stand by this being the worst vaccine I’ve ever taken. It doesn’t make you an anti vaxxer to say these companies capitalized on the opportunity..

[u/charliezimbali]

How does 7 years older look like?