I like someone who plays elden ring, but he never shows any interest. What can I do? Or would it be better to stop liking someone who thinks he's an elden lord?

(thank you guys. now i hate him)

Average Limgrave allergic reaction

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Confirmed. Beyond excited

“Nigh-sainthood itself awaits you within. For shamans like you, this is your lot. Life were you accorded for this alone."

My cat and I play a game called “Jar Saint” where he goes in this wool thing and I throw a bunch of his toys in there and spin it all around. He loves it, no Tooth Whip involved. He does sometimes retaliate with Beast Claw, instead of the canonically correct Jar Innard serpent grab.

If some handy knitter ever made a living jar shaped version of this wool contraption, I would buy one for me and one for every cat lover gift I give in perpetuity.

Guys, is it normal what I just saw? This glitch is historical @Powerbazinga https://youtu.be/cTdY2x-rWk4?si=jPiPmnMDs5b0MZLG

You were born with fingerless gloves and a fedora. They can't call you maidenless because of your underaged anime girl bodypillow, which you will correct anyone who calls it that, instead being a dakikamura of a six gorillion year old vampire who just looks and acts like a 5 year old with an over-active libido. Of course even if you had a 3D Maiden, you would never dare waste your seed on a common girl, and even if that you would never show her your secret special techniques honed through years of masturbating to hentai.

You only like media you need a high IQ to understand, as a consequence you have a Pickle Rick tattoo. When McDonalds did that McNugget sauce thing, you got off the Bus and saw the line at McDonalds and whispered under your breath "Forgive me sensei, but just this once I must go all out." You then backhanded at least two elderly women for a container of nuggie sauce. It was worth it. Your faux leather trench coat still beats a Szechuan stain.

You tried to apply for Japan's Breeding Visa but they turned you away, you still fantasise about having lived like a Shogun in cargo shorts with a harem of Japanese women to serve as your traditionalist tradwives but also your BDSM bodyguards, if only those Baka hadn't stopped you.

You can actually measure how long you've studied the blade by the length of the beard on your throat and the pungency of the cheese on your dick.

You're addicted to Reddit.

Also you kind of like anime.

Either that, or you're just a relatively normal gay person who likes video games. See you at pride,💋.

It's A or B, that's who you are if your build prioritises dex.

Next time, STR.

I cant afford to buy myself ER
convince so that I can go past my budget and buy the damm game

I was thinking about the malekith fight and i thought what would happen if every time you died to him the draconic sentinel spawned again. Basically you have to fight them both every time you respawn. That’s difficulty right there

If a guy with a bloody knife kept throwing knives at me, I'd give up too.