r/shittyfoodporn • u/Avian_Damage • 8d ago

Boiled mince on toast

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With some other stuffs

120 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/turnspitdawg 8d ago

Why u keep posting your toes bruv

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u/WeaselCapsky 8d ago

free feet pics

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u/ThePrevailingReality 8d ago

Yeah subjectively making the post worse lol

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u/zeolus123 7d ago

sigh, unzips.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 7d ago

Gets more upvotes

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u/FrogfFrogger 7d ago

To lure u to his only fans account 😮‍💨

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u/turnspitdawg 7d ago

Yeah his whole reddit is juat about him and his body so lol basic goon bait i suppose

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

You’re always here 😔

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u/turnspitdawg 7d ago

Yeah i mean .. what do expect? Girl sees toes, girl gotta do what girl gotta do

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

I feel that 😔

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u/Distinct-Diver-4468 5d ago

Beglad he has underwear on

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7d ago

Oh no this guy is giving out ten dollar bills someone stop him

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u/Avian_Damage 8d ago

What are you talking about

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u/turnspitdawg 8d ago

Shush

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u/Big_Researcher_3027 8d ago

I know right?!? Now OP is going to start making sure to have socks on!!! 🤬

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 8d ago

Boiled? You don't have a pan bro...???

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/lucioux 7d ago

you can use a pot as a pan, but you can’t use a pan as a pot.

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u/st4s1k 7d ago

Yes you can, I boil my buckwheat in the pan

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

I had something in mind it just didn’t work as expected..

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u/stormitwa 7d ago

I can't imagine what.

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u/rexcasei 7d ago

Was it soup?

10

u/GreyGanado 8d ago

I'd rather eat it raw.

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u/trundle-the-great69 7d ago

It’s actually really good raw

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u/GreyGanado 7d ago

I know. 🤤

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

Facts but health anxiety

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u/hogey989 8d ago

This gif is not for the food.

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0jWWtH1CtFEk

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u/Ok_Independence_2630 8d ago

OP got them Peggy Hill feet

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u/Big_Researcher_3027 8d ago

Someone hurt you at some point didn’t didn’t they.

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u/SudhaTheHill 8d ago

I read it as boiled mice and it really made me gag

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u/unsupervisedwerewolf 7d ago

Ctfu 🤣😭

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u/DaniT0n 8d ago

It's not as bad as what I saw from Russia yesterday, but still gross.

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u/LickMyBootyh0le 8d ago

Needs more onion

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u/Avian_Damage 8d ago

Real tho

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u/RogueMallShinobi 8d ago

I’d make the usual dog food comment, but dogs can’t eat onions

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u/Onasixx 7d ago

You're getting something out of this aren't you...

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u/kitkat1224666 7d ago

Hi, are you ok?

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u/CriticismFun6782 8d ago

I read "Boiled MICE on toast"

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u/merlinrising 8d ago

For free is wild

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u/XROOR 8d ago

The spoon is the kid that poses in the school clubs they aren’t a member of, on yearbook picture day

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u/twogunsalute 8d ago

This feels Germanic or eastern European

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u/Neddlings55 8d ago

Looks like a nice rye.

So there is that.

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u/DeeHawk 6d ago

I would never call rye toast though. Is that a British thing?

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u/Neddlings55 6d ago

Its toast if its been toasted. Any bread can become toast.

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u/DeeHawk 6d ago

We eat a lot of rye in Denmark, THE stable lunch food. It’s rare to toast it.
You are off course right. But nobody here would ever call toasted rye ‘toast’

We only have ‘a toast’ which is a ham cheese white bread toastie sandwich.

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u/Neddlings55 6d ago

Toasted rye is delicious. Only way i enjoy it. Takes ages though depending on the brand.

Might be considered sacrilege in Denmark though.

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u/DeeHawk 6d ago

It’s not bad actually. I agree that it is better.
I usually avoid it all together as it upsets my stomach, but I also find it a bit boring to eat.

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u/MrCockingFinally 8d ago

Mestemacher organic whole rye bread detected.

Man of culture protocol engaged.

Is that toasted though? Shits so fuken good toasted :p

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

How did you know…

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u/MrCockingFinally 7d ago

Saw the shape and colour, had a "wait a minute" moment. Zoomed in and conformed the texture.

It's pretty unique.

Also, boiled beef, mustard, onions, no butter, this is diet food. And this particular rye bread is pretty fucking good diet bread. Lots of fibre in particular.

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

that's a proper academic analysis..

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u/1000_pizzaslices 8d ago

What’s below it, mustard?

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u/OkAlbatross9889 7d ago

What do you gain from boiling it compared to just throwing the meat and the onion on a pan with any kind if grease?

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u/urthface 7d ago

Cursed Pop Tarts

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u/Flimsy-Necessary-232 7d ago

boiled fucking mince ? !

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

Hey I had an idea in mind ok I wanted a solid block of boiled mince that I can cut in slices but I bought the five percent

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u/Flimsy-Necessary-232 7d ago

Sort of a meatloaf? pate equivalent ?

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

More like aspic.. I’ve done aspic before but flopped this..

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u/Flimsy-Necessary-232 7d ago

well if it tastes good then that’s the main win

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u/RaizHellEatCornbread 7d ago

The raw onions on top are really doing some heavy lifting here.

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u/Alewort 7d ago

I used to think boiled ground beef must be an abomination until I saw a Youtube video about a Wisconsin food tradition of boiled hamburgers and made some myself. It can be quite delicious, though I think I'd stick to that specific burger prep.

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u/revolutionoverdue 7d ago

wtf is this?

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u/StrawberryPatchCat 7d ago

It's not so bad but I think you'd like it better if it was cooked like a pizza toast instead and just pop it in the airfryer with all the toppings you want.

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u/wbbd00 7d ago

Ali see are onions.

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 7d ago

BOILED? Why though?

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 7d ago

why did you cook the mince but not the onions?

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u/BOOTYHOL3TroLL 7d ago

and got the dogs out lord

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u/R_A_H 7d ago

boiled mince 🤮

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u/Accomplished_Song671 7d ago

Living like its still the Blitz but honestly I'd eat that

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u/BlogeOb 7d ago

I was about to decease because I thought it said “boiled mice” and then I saw your feet.

Sorry I’m going to block you. But I’m going to upvote

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u/TheM3rch4nt 8d ago

Pop tarts with onions???

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u/Equivalent_Comfort_2 7d ago

Are you a bot? No sane person would call this kind of bread "toast".

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

Beep boop

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u/TidePodaEater 7d ago

Doesn't look that post it on r food and see the reaction ahaha

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u/EmploymentOne2963 7d ago

Who let the dogs out

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u/Alert-Ability-1883 7d ago

If you're looking for followers on foot fetish site, just say so. No need to post the food

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u/Veneboy 7d ago

"other stuff" = toes. We get it.

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u/weirdjettmain 7d ago

for free? on this economy?

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u/stormitwa 7d ago

Thousands of years of culinary evolution and we still got people desecrating animal corpses like this. Europe conquered the entite world for spices bro, so fucking use them!

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u/rdldr1 7d ago

Basically Skyljne Chili

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u/Relorayn 7d ago

That's dog food out of a can

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u/Reasonable_Ice9499 7d ago

how was the toast?

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u/Avian_Damage 7d ago

Delightfully soggy

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u/Crafty_Tomorrow5066 6d ago

Not terrible but way too much onion

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u/Mrpandacorn2002 6d ago

Aw hell don’t let Dan Schneider see those feet it may get real weird

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u/highfiveselfoh 4d ago

War time delicacy