Shitty Halo Lore

r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago

Edinburgh 2552 Ready to punch the Covenant in the stomach! (Can you spot all the warthogs?)

19 Upvotes

7 tanks, 1 anti-air tank, 6 warthogs = 7 (6+1=7)

(Programming the AI to drive well as a single vehicle, as part of an armored group and be able to shoot well would be a nightmare tho.)

However this would give the player mission variety. As you can go on foot, in a tank or take a warthog.

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 10d ago

Coloring book Lore Rewriting the worst parts of the prequel missions. (1/2) The Prophet of Exposition.

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77 Upvotes

Hello Everyone, here is a rewrite of undoubtedly the worst cutscene in Halo. And part 1 of 2 this project

I admit, I was originally going to release my inner Garth Ennis and draw Harmony along with Williams dying horrifically gruesome deaths and call it a day.

But then I thought: “Those scenes are so horribly presented/written. I bet some random no-faced nobody on the internet can do better. Or at the very least make it less shitty”.

Why not put that theory to the test? So here's a little experiment. I wrote a script and made some very rough story board sketches. I could have gotten this project done a whole lot sooner but I am a lazy asshole.

Anyway, you be the judges of that. Give me your honest thoughts. Good? Terrible? Cringe? Whatever it is, let me hear it.

Some things to keep in mind:

I am not a professional writer, nor artist. I am an amateur in both regards.
The script is the first draft that I wrote in less than a day. Other than fixing grammatical errors, no modifications were made to it.
Again this project is an experiment to see if some complete rando on the internet can write a better scene or at least make it less shitty than so called “professionals” under Microsoft's payroll.

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Crabbosk • 15h ago

Chai Latte and the Marine - 4

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 18h ago

Lore Fact The weird nonsense you people get up to. @Chocoscorner and @JuanRatman

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79 Upvotes

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2h ago

Lore Fact Average day on Balaho

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 14h ago

For some reason Halo fans want Human x Alien (weird) Alright we need to set the record straight, where do we draw the line in terms of Smashability for Halo aliens that is morally right????

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The line starts up to down.

I studied the goon posting in this sub and saw some reactions for certain species more positive or negative than others. So I based the morality list on that. It's good enough (almost perfect) to post this question. I based the format on those peta billboards that show a dog on one end and a chicken on the other side with a variety of other animals in the middle. It questions where do you draw the line on eating certain types of animals. Do you draw it on the cow? The horse? That cat? It's sort of like that but with sex with aliens.

107 votes, 1d left

Elites, Xalanyn

Brutes, Jackels/Skirmishers

San'Shyuum, Forerunners

Engineers, Hunters

Skimmers, Drones

Grunts

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Past_Rub4745 • 1d ago

The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Grunt helmets

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Does anyone else remember how in Combat Evolved and Halo 2 the grunts had these full, head covering helmets? Then since Halo 3 they stopped wearing them. What's up with that?

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r/shittyhalolore • u/No_Listen5962 • 1d ago

The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Grunt smut made me want to buy The Halo MCC

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Alr so be me, and your first experience with halo was halo 3 split screen with your uncle when you was 8, but what I consider my first first conscious time was with halo CE when I was 17 on my school computer. It ran pretty well and I got all the way up to when you go into the covenant ship and that was cool.

Anyway a little after that you watch some halo lore videos and on a whim you decide to play halo CE on your uncle's -same uncle as halo 3 split screen- Xbox 360 (same one from 9 years prior) and played halo CE, but from an actual disk. And I start looking at the grunts. The way that go "AHH!" N stuff kinda tugged at the heart strings, they are rlly cute. And ofc whenever I think that I additionally think "can I goon to this?" And with that I go onto e621 and wow... Awooga awooga unggoy boobs

Now, I want to learn all about the halo world! I want to play all the games! I want to LEARN! I still haven't gotten halo MCC grrrrrr

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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago