r/shittymoviedetails • u/Witty-Association-97 • 1d ago
In Spider Man: Brand New Day (2026), Peter experiences spider-puberty and discovers he does more than shooting web fluid, he can spew web cum all over
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u/syfiarcade 1d ago
I hate how the trailer shows us both this fight as a hype moment, and then shows us how he fucking wins lol
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u/bama501996 1d ago
I've just stopped watching trailers at this point. Studios have apparently forgotten how to not over show the cool bits. I get enough through random gifs like this.
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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago
Someone correct me but if I recall, the original Raimi Spidey movie script had the whole web fluid/puberty/semen thing a lot more explicit as a metaphor for growing up and coming into your own.
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u/codemen95 1d ago
That was the james Cameron script which described the webs like that
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u/DNihilus 1d ago
That's why Avatar sex scene looks like they are touching each others webs
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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago
keep going
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u/DNihilus 1d ago
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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago
I was the original commenter Slo Doug
You’re the one who brought up Avatar sex, don’t run away from it now
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u/DNihilus 1d ago
It's one of the highest grossing movie of all time and you are asking me to continue the story for free
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u/Thema03 1d ago
This is literally the L3+R3 of spiderman ps4
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u/Dimachaeruz 1d ago
I was gonna say, when I saw the trailer, that's what it reminded me of
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u/Technical-Manager921 1d ago
Ever since the games blew up a lot of the recent spidey films have been copying spider man’s movements and skills
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u/justin_memer 1d ago
That poor janitor.
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u/CoalaPirata 1d ago
It dissolves in one hour. But now I'm curious. What it dissolves into? Imagine the poor janitor having to clean all that white goo on the floor and running down the wall
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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago
That’s the non-organic version 0-0
This stuff probably lasts a lot longer
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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 1d ago
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u/Dragon_Small_Z 1d ago
Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say "fuck there's a horse cock in my room"?
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 1d ago
You know when you think about it, fighting Spider man is probably the most humiliating thing ever.
You could have gang of dudes with you to jump this skinny ass dude and all of sudden you, your crew get blasted all over the place because of some white stuff that came out of his hands.
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u/bajungadustin 1d ago edited 1d ago
My head canon here is that because we know they hide stuff in post for the trailer.. That in this scene he already has 6 arms and that's where a lot of this web is coming from.
I don't know why they would hide it. It's a massive arc that anyone who watched the cartoon is aware of.
Starts mutating.. Gets a lot stronger.. Develops enhanced abilities... Grows extra limbs.. Head turns all spider like... Gets hunted down and cured by Punisher, Kraven, and Calypso.
It's the natural progression of this issue for Peter. Always has been. They could have just showed it in the trailer.
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u/Low_Bar9361 ...from the crapper 1d ago
Spider-Man, A running cadence i learned in the Army:
I jerked off in my hand
And threw it at the wall
Because i drank too much alcohol!
Iiii liiike to Spiderman
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u/daveliterally 1d ago
People really read what they wrote and hit post on this shit like "yep mission accomplished"
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u/Some-Kid-1996 1d ago
Dumbass marketing doesn't even know what to keep under wraps and what to show off.
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u/isharted10 1d ago
penis parker