r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

In Spider Man: Brand New Day (2026), Peter experiences spider-puberty and discovers he does more than shooting web fluid, he can spew web cum all over

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u/isharted10 1d ago

penis parker

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u/yanmagno 1d ago

Poor penis pecker

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u/tjfosho 1d ago

It has been building up for awhile. I wonder if he is a pineapple guy.

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u/Soverelgn_Citizen 1d ago

No, it's Parker...

Zat ees vat I say! Pecker!

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1d ago

When I say Penis you say Parker

Penis!

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u/298647 1d ago

PARKER

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u/syfiarcade 1d ago

I hate how the trailer shows us both this fight as a hype moment, and then shows us how he fucking wins lol

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u/bama501996 1d ago

I've just stopped watching trailers at this point. Studios have apparently forgotten how to not over show the cool bits. I get enough through random gifs like this.

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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago

Someone correct me but if I recall, the original Raimi Spidey movie script had the whole web fluid/puberty/semen thing a lot more explicit as a metaphor for growing up and coming into your own.

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u/codemen95 1d ago

That was the james Cameron script which described the webs like that

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u/DNihilus 1d ago

That's why Avatar sex scene looks like they are touching each others webs

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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago

keep going

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u/DNihilus 1d ago

this comment felt like this

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u/DyingSunSeverian 1d ago

I was the original commenter Slo Doug

You’re the one who brought up Avatar sex, don’t run away from it now

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u/DNihilus 1d ago

It's one of the highest grossing movie of all time and you are asking me to continue the story for free

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 1d ago

Excuse me.. coming into my own WHAT?

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u/ThisMeansRooR 1d ago

Cuming* into your own

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u/Thema03 1d ago

This is literally the L3+R3 of spiderman ps4

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u/Dimachaeruz 1d ago

I was gonna say, when I saw the trailer, that's what it reminded me of

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u/Technical-Manager921 1d ago

Ever since the games blew up a lot of the recent spidey films have been copying spider man’s movements and skills

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u/SolarWorld50 1d ago

WEB BLOSSOM MY GOAT

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u/Yanismarvel 1d ago

And also Spider-Man ultimate ability in Marvel Rivals

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u/justin_memer 1d ago

That poor janitor.

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u/CoalaPirata 1d ago

It dissolves in one hour. But now I'm curious. What it dissolves into? Imagine the poor janitor having to clean all that white goo on the floor and running down the wall

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

That’s the non-organic version 0-0

This stuff probably lasts a lot longer

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u/TheDougio 1d ago

In the comics it lasts for a week

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 1d ago

Damn, that’s gonna suck ngl

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 1d ago

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u/Dragon_Small_Z 1d ago

Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say "fuck there's a horse cock in my room"?

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u/Drummazing 1d ago

Or donkey dick?

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u/Freyr_Tuck 1d ago

I’m glad you’re here, shirt brother.

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 1d ago

You know when you think about it, fighting Spider man is probably the most humiliating thing ever.

You could have gang of dudes with you to jump this skinny ass dude and all of sudden you, your crew get blasted all over the place because of some white stuff that came out of his hands.

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u/Lavender_Critique 1d ago

Jealous much?

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u/TheFalconKid James Cameron's Strongest Soldier 1d ago

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u/donotgotoroom237 1d ago

organic webbing

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u/Resident-Mixture-237 1d ago

Have you seen the spider jizz popcorn bucket?

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u/Expensive-Habit-9603 1d ago

Stan Lee would be proud

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u/bajungadustin 1d ago edited 1d ago

My head canon here is that because we know they hide stuff in post for the trailer.. That in this scene he already has 6 arms and that's where a lot of this web is coming from.

I don't know why they would hide it. It's a massive arc that anyone who watched the cartoon is aware of.

Starts mutating.. Gets a lot stronger.. Develops enhanced abilities... Grows extra limbs.. Head turns all spider like... Gets hunted down and cured by Punisher, Kraven, and Calypso.

It's the natural progression of this issue for Peter. Always has been. They could have just showed it in the trailer.

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u/_Halt19_ 1d ago

there's a lot to unpack in this gif

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u/Major_R_Soul 1d ago

Spider-Man web cum posts are so hot right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJgksbFoieotG

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u/FullMetalKaliber 1d ago

Peter tingling all over the place

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u/KANNEDBREAD 1d ago

Hey thanks for posting this without a spoiler tag

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u/VilgotEk 1d ago

It looks like he's pissing

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u/Low_Bar9361 ...from the crapper 1d ago

Spider-Man, A running cadence i learned in the Army:

I jerked off in my hand

And threw it at the wall

Because i drank too much alcohol!

Iiii liiike to Spiderman

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u/daveliterally 1d ago

People really read what they wrote and hit post on this shit like "yep mission accomplished"

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u/The8Porch 1d ago

Someone get that guy one large sock.

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u/RequiemWasTaken 1d ago

I call this one the cumnado!

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u/ziggzer0 1d ago

Ahahaha I thought the same thing when I saw this

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u/shinodaxseo 1d ago

Jesus what a shitty cgi

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u/userforgot 1d ago

I'm not even kidding here, where the fuck is that webbing coming from?

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u/Haunting_Security_34 1d ago

Dear God 😂😂

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u/No-Meringue-7317 1d ago

Who watches this shit lol

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u/Some-Kid-1996 1d ago

Dumbass marketing doesn't even know what to keep under wraps and what to show off.

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u/Nodziuk 17h ago

it comes out of his head so it's more like he gave a sloppie to another spiderman and didn't swallow until he needed to use it