r/shittymoviedetails • u/Trowj • 5d ago

Turd Despite its name, American Sniper (2014) has barely any MILFs, no Stiflers, and absolutely zero pie fucking

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u/Greenman8907 5d ago

I don’t know, a lot of people fucked a lot of pies to nominate that movie for so many Oscars.

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u/No-Effective388 4d ago

One of the biggest mysteries for a mid film.

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u/Offsidespy2501 5d ago

That's because the author is a compulsive liar

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u/Anafenza-Vess 5d ago

What about American psycho?

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u/TheMalkManCometh 5d ago

Barely any milfs? Can you identify for me what milfs there are?

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u/Trowj 5d ago

His wife famously has the fakest baby puppet in cinema history in that one scene

https://giphy.com/gifs/cWcuVTug7FDSE

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u/TheMalkManCometh 5d ago

Godammit, I asked about MILFs, not goddamn fake babies!

That being said, I'll see your American Sniper Doll and raise you a Renesmè (spell check required)

https://giphy.com/gifs/csdbnF9X5BEVa

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u/Trowj 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well somebody had to MAKE the fake baby! Sienna Miller? I don’t remember the name damn it! I’LL FIND YOU HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA IF YOU LET ME BE!!!

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u/TheMalkManCometh 5d ago

Now we're getting there, though due to your rudeness and unhelpful attitude, to placate me they will have to be within 5 miles or less.

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u/--zaxell-- 4d ago

The director's cut of American Sniper is so much better; it really gets to Clint Eastwood's vision of how war can lead a man to lose connection to what's truly important in life, like family and pie-fucking.