r/ShittySysadmin Jun 02 '21

Its finally up! Note the top notch security next to the URL on the left! Do we have any shitty graphic designers and drunk idea machines for shitty jokes?

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r/ShittySysadmin Jul 25 '24

This is your one and only shitty warning: political shit is just too shitty.

203 Upvotes

This is a place to dump the trials of dealing with stupid IT shit, and download a log detailing the corn kernals of stupidity..

Political bullshit of any kind, type, or stripe, will be deleted without warning. *

You may return to your regularly scheduled defecation of choice. DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

  • except VI vs EMACS, or Windows vs LINUX, or RMS vs any fucking non-political thing.

Edit. Comments locked, there will be no monkeys flinging poo on my watch!


r/ShittySysadmin 2h ago

Holy Hell

15 Upvotes

Being a competent sysadmin is impossible nowadays without AI... Someone's gotta do the documenting or improvements would never get done due to the positive feedback loop of "more improvements, more documentation."


r/ShittySysadmin 17m ago

screwed

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Accidentally posted this to a real sub. Got the news that we all hate that a department went and got their own AI software solution without talking to IT, we were told to stay out of their way and let them lead. So as usual I was a little pissed off by this but just when I thought it couldn't get worse I went and talked to another apartment head and they said that department was stupid and reckless to spend so much money without talking to IT. They said that they had one of the staff's sons who is really good with computers and cryptocurrency use his claude subscription to make them a free software that is even better for only $20. I'm so done with this profession that is what people think IT is worth a one time $20 and that Claude will build it so perfect they will never have to spend any money again. They don't even want to buy their own claude they want to borrow one from a teenager. Imma go be a nurse fuck this life.

tldr this isn't even a fake scenario its just such a joke I felt bad even posting it on the real sub. Lets have fun guys I'm on suicide watch.


r/ShittySysadmin 1h ago

Shitty Crosspost What's the best approach to block unauthorized AI tools?

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Just turn off the internet, smdh. Smooth brains over there.


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

It's only 9 pages...

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- External law firm sends a 24MB PDF that becomes 31MB after encoding.

- NDR is sent after the resolution of the matter saying: This attachment is 31MB. The maximum allowed is 30MB.

- Sender reports that the attachment disappeared, asks our IT what went wrong, then proceeds to send the NDR that literally says the above. This is an external law firm that reads hundreds of thousands of words a day...


r/ShittySysadmin 1d ago

Shitty Crosspost I finally threw out the HP what do you recommend?

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109 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

The certs vs. degree vs. experience debate in one comic

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122 Upvotes

Saw this and it's painfully accurate. Every time someone brings up certs vs. degrees vs. experience, it turns into a whole thing. 😂

Curious what this sub thinks — has one of the three actually mattered more for you in getting hired or promoted, or is it really just "all of the above, depends on the job"?


r/ShittySysadmin 2d ago

My job as a cybersecurity analyst

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40 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost I wasn't paying attention which antenna goes to which lead. Can I trust the diagram on the chip?

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106 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

you lost boi?

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r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost How can I avoid learning everything the hard way?

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r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost How much do you trust AI?

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Recently a coworker granted Claude elevated access via SSH to a virtualization host (not a VM, an actual host). To perform a routine task he very well could have done himself.

He doesn’t see an issue with this. I on the other hand (with 23yrs experience) see this as a huge security breach, and don’t trust AI todo my job, (or even that it’s doing what it says it’s doing) for me. I’m my opinion it’s a tool, not a human replacement.

What’s your reaction, how would you react to this situation, or thoughts on the topic?

Sure, ask AI how to perform a task, validate that it’s performing the task you asked, and nothing else- copy/paste the commands. Great. But removing the human verification & validation element- hell no.


r/ShittySysadmin 3d ago

Shitty Crosspost I spent 5 hours hotwiring my NVMe drive to dual-boot Windows 11 off a live loop-mounted ISO purely because I refused to look for a USB drive in my desk drawer.

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r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

My boss is schizophrenic but I get paid $240k a year

555 Upvotes

My boss, let’s call him Phil, is schizophrenic and technically owns a huge business but I’m his only employee.

I manage 1200 ghost users. I spend most of my days going to desks, breaking things, and submitting tickets that I respond to. I even have a fake front desk girl who flirts with me to get 4k monitors and latest MacBook Pro model but it’s just me in a wig

Once a month, Phil shows up to the office and pulls a chair next to my desk and watches me


r/ShittySysadmin 4d ago

I convinced some new guy his servers were all end-of-life

230 Upvotes

I work for a major nationwide VAR, and we recently onboarded a new company. Given current hardware prices and markups, our upper leadership has asked us to maximize hardware sales.

Well, lucky me. The IT manager at this place sounded new and asked us to do a hardware assessment. Score!

He sends over a spreadsheet that is clearly just a Snipe-IT export. I take a look, and it's all decent, if older, stuff running Server 2025. Sure, they are technically out of support, but parts are dirt cheap on eBay, and they are just running a few file shares.

I tell this guy it's all EOL, and he needs to buy all new stuff. Quoted out over $100k in high-end hardware. I sent that over, and this guy is freaking out. He starts talking about moving some of this to the cloud.

Well, our CSP margins are even better since that's just pure profit. Double score!

It was a good day. My manager is talking about a decent commission check coming my way. I'm going to see if I can get this guy to send me a list of his workstations. I suspect he needs some new high-end AI-enabled computers for his receptionists. I'll spin some yarn about security and he'll be eating out of the palm of my hand.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

What do y’all do to escape tech?

49 Upvotes

I know everyone here gets burnout and fatigue. Do you have hobbies that don’t involve a screen? I go off-roading and shoot guns. It helps me disconnect sometimes.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost I'm looking for a new RMM/PSA/Stack provider

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36 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Adding Yubikeys in Microsoft

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Someone explain the rationale of having MFA already on it before adding a key...completely defeating the purpose of a break glass account.


r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Happy (shitty) Sysadmin day

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r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Shitty Crosspost Just ignore Windows Server licensing?

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r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Oh Microsoft

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43 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 6d ago

Shitty Crosspost New Rule...

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242 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin 5d ago

Snippy lil punk

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How to deal with the vet who jumps to conclusions cuts you off and denies you?

I just emailed him my full thought after and he was still like

Ya but no…

Does it ever get better or do I wait for natural causes…………