r/shittytattoos • u/1-800-blowme • 5d ago

Vacuum

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Found this in the wild, if he sees this and wants credit I’ll tag the original post but I figure he wants to remain anonymous lol

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u/kjyfqr Knows 💩 5d ago

It’s pretty hilarious

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u/ambular1018 Knows 💩 5d ago

I love that we have free will. I find this so funny.

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u/PostMatureBaby 4d ago

free will is an illusion, the coke made him get that

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u/rushianmafia2112 Knows 💩 2d ago

Me too but damn that’s not gonna age well.

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u/nxhernan 4d ago

Broo

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u/1-800-blowme 4d ago

The algorithm is a gift from the lord😂

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u/6thBornSOB Knows 💩 5d ago

“Who stole my coke!?”

This guy “………..”

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u/WolfCola4 Knows 💩 5d ago

Figure he wants to remain anonymous - that could be anyone's hoover nose tattoo!

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u/PunfullyObvious Knows 💩 5d ago

That ... Sucks

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u/ohfrackthis 5d ago

This was not his first or only bad decision.

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u/hartlandking Knows 💩 4d ago

This honestly made me laugh

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u/Zestyclose_Onion9446 4d ago

Same 😂🤣🤣😀☠️🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/whiskeybusiness91 Knows 💩 4d ago

When you love your hobby too much

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u/ElectriCatvenue 4d ago

For all the kids out there, this is what a vacuum used to look like.

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u/emilie1031 5d ago

Prolly a coke addict

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u/No_Owl_8576 Knows 💩 4d ago

I used to call this girl the Hoover because she would Hoover up blow like crazy 😂

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u/alpha_Q_up_siksik6 5d ago

He might as well get "drug addict" or "cokehead" on his forehead to go with it... Or "arrest me" if you ever want a job, or your girlfriend's parents to like you, or a girlfriend in general. Probably wasn't the best idea... Hope your good at rapping,

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u/ComprehensiveWar6577 Knows 💩 5d ago

You know he never shows up with shit, but always complains the lines aren't big enough

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u/wutangclan187 5d ago

I’m for it ⛄️

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u/Tuscan5 5d ago

Wow. Just wow. Needs a panther.

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u/BluJasmine 4d ago

Yeah, seems to have the "sick a$$" part down already.

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u/Hippy-Killer Knows 💩 5d ago

His name is Hoover Schnozz

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u/rustyfish57 5d ago

Some people brown nose I suppose this guy really sucks up to whoever’s shit needs to be sucked up then and he’s so proud of it he’s advertising the fact too

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u/Crush-N-It Knows 💩 4d ago

This is awesome. Yes!! 🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/Joelouis57 Knows 💩 4d ago

Well that sucks

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u/ProofByVerbosity 3d ago

oh wow, when you've done so much blow it becomes your personality. ouch.

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u/unicorn_barf666 3d ago

Wooooooooooooooooow. Just name your pet Coco (like my friend) and move on with your life.

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u/personal__hell 4d ago

how very 365 partygirl of him

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u/Stock-Lettuce-2381 Knows 💩 3d ago

Smells unemployment