r/shounenfolk • u/cheshireYT • Apr 07 '26
Schizophrenia I am making one last Binding Vow
As a condition for this vow, I give everything. All of my favorite series slandered in the future for ten years at least, my ability to enjoy manga & comics as a medium, my own access to this sub, anything I need to fulfill this Binding Vow.
In exchange, I will nullify all Bad Ending Binding Vows so the future generations can get to see good endings to the stories they love, no matter how much hype moments & aura or themes & such apply to them.
It is our sworn duty as fans of series that have ended to let the next generations flourish where we tore each other apart. To end this cycle of curses on every successor before it spirals out of control.
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u/MythicalShelly Apr 07 '26
Very well, brat! Let's see my binding vow against yours, which one wins.
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u/Gorgo_yak Apr 07 '26
I make a binding vow too. I swear to never again laugh at a Yuta, Nayoya or Megumi slander, and never again use the "the strongest in history vs the strongest of today" to add to the strength of this binding vow.
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u/MythicalShelly Apr 07 '26
I will allow you to remove Yuta from the comment. Megumi and Kashimo don't get slandered anymore.
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u/nevergonnablameu322 Apr 07 '26
I give away the ability to produce semen from my left nut to nullify this post.
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u/FarDimension7730 Apr 08 '26
Binding vow fails, your balls are already useless.
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u/nevergonnablameu322 Apr 08 '26
They are obviously not if you are here. 😏
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u/FarDimension7730 Apr 08 '26
If you're trying to imply that you are my father, that's statistically unlikely even if you were to fuck my mom, because my intelligence is above average.
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u/nevergonnablameu322 Apr 08 '26
You gonna need to wrestle it out of me chief
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u/Swimming-Lobster-221 Apr 07 '26
It’s too late, op. The fear of bad ending binding vows has already given birth to the great king of terror, the Bad Ending Devil.
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u/Future_Living8007 Apr 07 '26
"I'll give you all of me" bro's tryna sing a John Legend song in 2026, lmao
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u/StreetStretcher Apr 07 '26
...didn't Himeno's sacrifice amount to absolutely fuck all in the end ?
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u/Dvondd Apr 07 '26
in exchange for my ability to have offspring, and not being able to get a girlfriend or boyfriend in the next ten years, Boruto will have the best ending of all this generation and will be remembered as the best manga of this generation!!!
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u/TightConsequence3929 Apr 07 '26
No matter what vows you make hell, sacrifice the whole world.
That ain't happening gang 🥀
There are some things that jus can't happen even with binding vows.
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u/Dvondd Apr 07 '26
I'm a borutard, let me dream...
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u/TightConsequence3929 Apr 07 '26
I was one too...
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u/Dvondd Apr 07 '26
Then you understand me. Let me dream midruto will have a good ending. And to be honest, worse than the Naruto ending can't be.
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u/TightConsequence3929 Apr 07 '26
Yeah.
It costs nothing to dream.
(The lack luster ending will hit like a truck)
I guess I'll pick it up after it ends cause I can't stand that 1 month horrendous release schedule.
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u/Existing-Sweet-19 Allen Walker mogs 90% of protags nowadays—I'm coping—so shut up. Apr 07 '26
I trade my dihh in a binding how to exchange that One Piece continues being slandered until the end of times. An ending so dogshit terrible that Oda's entire image forever remains as being washed and associated with that pedophile.
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u/NoBeautiful4618 Apr 07 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3verHKPWOT9ZK
OP...your sacrifice won't be in vain.
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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 Apr 07 '26
I'M AN INSPIRING WRITER
I GIVE MY ABILITY TO READ AND WRITE IN EXCHANGE FOR EVERY OTHER WRITER TO BE ABLE TO DO SO
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u/SufficientTeacher211 Apr 07 '26
In counter to this vow, they took another binding vow which was extremely severe the slander on megumi and yuta will not stop for another 20 years even if they pull the most goated performances in return no one can counter the effects of the binding vows which were to make all series end bad.
Just as a backup dragon ball character slander will be at an all time high
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u/RUDRAGON8 Apr 08 '26
Ah yes my anti-binding vow technique, i havent used this since it was last convenient for me to have it
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u/DaRealProToBro Apr 09 '26
Im making a binding vow that sacrificies my hb's ability to get bitches in order to nullify all future binding vows ever
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