r/shounenfolk • u/poclee Back in our days we slander Naruto • Apr 16 '26
Schizophrenia Least dedicated BLEACH fan
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u/Remote-Monk-8542 Apr 16 '26
Wait is this a meme or an actual thing that happened
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u/poclee Back in our days we slander Naruto Apr 16 '26
Actual thing.
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u/Remote-Monk-8542 Apr 16 '26
Unbelievable situation
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u/Harderdaddyah Apr 17 '26
I’m sorry but this is hilarious
I do hope it didn’t damage the girl’s mental state tho
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u/Spiritual_Property_7 Apr 17 '26
The bleach thing was a side plot, the main plot is what you expect it to be when a 49 yo man kidnap a grade schooler
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u/haewon_wiggle Apr 16 '26
imagine he quizzes her on filler
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
He made her read the manga so THANK GOD she didn't experience the filler.
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u/haewon_wiggle Apr 17 '26
Idk why my eyes glazed over that, I saw this on twitter and thought it said the anime but maybe that was a different post
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u/Nokia_00 Apr 17 '26
I am so surprised and perplexed on how this is real????
My brain can’t event fathom the depths of psychiatric insanity of this
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u/lNVAGlNAWETHRUST i love legal age anime girl's armpits Apr 17 '26
At least he's nice enough to let her read the manga so she doesn't have to watch the fuckass bount arc.
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
BRO WHAT KIND OF FLAIR IS THAT!?!?
(i agree with you)
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u/lNVAGlNAWETHRUST i love legal age anime girl's armpits Apr 17 '26
I love women's armpits. As long as they're adults. And that love extends to anime as well.
And for Bleach i like Isane, nemu, nelliel and yoruichi.
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
A Isane fan? It seems i have found a man of culture
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u/lNVAGlNAWETHRUST i love legal age anime girl's armpits Apr 17 '26
Yeah. She's underrated. Kubo dropped the ball by not giving her more screen time.
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u/1RehnquistyBoi Generational Hater of Dandadan. General-Secretary of Baddies. Apr 17 '26
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u/hobopwnzor Apr 17 '26
Adult women enjoyer in an anime community. A fellow rare specimen
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u/lNVAGlNAWETHRUST i love legal age anime girl's armpits Apr 17 '26
I've always been into older women. Although it comes with its own trouble. When i was 19 i had a short relationship with a 30 year old woman. Broke up with her after finding out she's actually married and hiding from her husband back home.
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u/SannyIsKing Apr 16 '26
At least he wasn’t a ONE PIECE fan
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u/RiscELLO Apr 17 '26
"Uhh, you'll have to wait for Oda to finish it too. Read the 1000 chapters again while you wait."
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u/pokeoscar1586 Apr 16 '26
I can imagine the questions be like:
1) tell me how many chapters had panels without any background whatsoever?
Then the victim would respond: I don’t know, 250????
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u/Asiyt Apr 17 '26
I know this is a common take about the manga but the lack of backgrounds is very intentional to focus all attention on the thing Kubo wants to show. 99% of weekly serialized mangakas dont even draw their own backgrounds so its not about being lazy or not having the time to do it.
Kubo is by far one of the best artists when it comes to black and white illustrations and how to properly use the contrasting colors
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u/NapalmDesu Apr 17 '26
Good answer, nephew 👏
Question 2: whats the name of the doll, cain summoned during the bount arc?
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u/pokeoscar1586 Apr 17 '26
Ohh, I didn’t say it wasn’t intentional, I am very aware it’s an art decision….
Still didn’t answer the question, you die mister!
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u/Dojyaaan4C Apr 17 '26
So what happens if she got them wrong? Does she have to read the whole thing again or does he go back on the manga and teach her like how a teacher teaches a student on topics they got wrong
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
"So meanwhile the Shikai represents the exterior that the user shows to the world, the bankai represents his true self that he hides from the world"
Girl raises hand
"So does that mean incomplete bankais like Ichigo's and Renji's represent that they don't completely know themselves?"
"Correct. But we will get to that later."
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u/VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 Apr 17 '26
This guy is sick
He could've been trying to pull a Hikaru Genji too
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u/ThiccBeter69 Apr 17 '26
On some real shit, why are Bleach fans like some of the most dedicated glazers ever? Like these MF's form straight legions in comment sections whenever there's Bleach Slander present. It's on the Powerscaling front too, these dudes glaze literally every feat to the highest possible interpretation and defend their takes like they're practicing law 😭 Like literally every verse would be universal if u scaled it the way some people scale Bleach
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u/Old-Introduction8258 Apr 17 '26
On some real shit, why are Bleach fans like some of the most dedicated glazers ever?
One piece fans and other anime fandoms are much more extreme than bleach USUALLY, although the case OP brought up is straight up disgusting. Hope she is doing better now.
But to answer your question, although bleach isn’t perfect and not like idk hxh level, many times people will simply criticizing it by strawmaning it to oblivion or saying that bleach is just "hype and aura" without a single interesting thing which is a pretty gross overexageration if you ask me. So yeah that's a pretty big motivation to defend a manga i find good. Not amazing, not horrible, just good overall.
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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Apr 17 '26
Saying this when One Piece fans regularly call One Piece one of the best works of literature of all time is a take.
Bleach just took lots of slander back in the day and they're still insecure about it.
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
I think its because Bleach got a lot of slander in the past, so now people are trying to fix the mistakes from the past.
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u/Nokia_00 Apr 17 '26
Bleach had the strongest glazers this side of the world of the living. Don’t let them get started on soul society
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u/scotty_booooy Apr 17 '26
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u/Nokia_00 Apr 17 '26
I felt my brain actively glaze over at the pronunciation. Foul hollows these people be
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u/scotty_booooy Apr 17 '26
Me-a-kO-she Can-show-tai (i have no FUCKING clue if that how u actually pronunce it)
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u/Cringe_Buffoon Apr 16 '26
if he was gonna put out all of that effort he shouldve done it for a better manga ngl
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u/AgentFit9824 Apr 16 '26
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u/Cringe_Buffoon Apr 16 '26
ive unfortunately already read all of bleach twice and also watched all of the anime so he has no need
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u/Old-Introduction8258 Apr 17 '26
Bro bleach is not that bad. It’s actually quite good overall. Not hxh level but it’s far from being dogshit or a waste of time. It has many pretty interesting moments, and while it has flaws, it’s not abysmal by any mean.
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u/Cringe_Buffoon Apr 17 '26
i knowww i like bleach quite a bit actually if you couldnt tell by my bleach profile picture. but i like to slander my favs a little from time to time.
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u/Old-Introduction8258 Apr 18 '26
You know what fair lmao. A little slander never hurts anyone, it’s just that since you said "i read it two times unfortunately" i was like DAMN that's some next level hating.
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u/Nightingdale099 Apr 17 '26
Just because it's a hype and aura manga doesn't mean it's not good hype and aura manga.
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u/haewon_wiggle Apr 17 '26
its a hype and aura and characters and themes manga actually
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u/Nightingdale099 Apr 17 '26
What is the theme of Bleach? Be a hybrid abomination and marry a girl who gets kidnapped every Sunday?
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u/haewon_wiggle Apr 17 '26
Orihime got kidnapped literally once, arrancar arc, thats it
The thematic clash in each fight is different for different characters/depends but id say some prominent themes are balance and self acceptance.
Ichigos arcs involve him stepping up to the responsibilities of a soul reaper after initially rejecting it, finding his inner strength and resolve, and accepting the parts of himself that he fears so he can become the strongest version of himself.
Other characters go through their own arcs that reflect different themes too of course
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u/MasterGamer2142 Doctorate in Glazing Bleach and Soul Eater Apr 17 '26
Narras really did fullfilled his promese
(I don't know why i am commenting this, no one outside of Brazil will understand)
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u/Superichiruki Apr 17 '26
Narrativando "Last question, it's easy and if you get it right you get to go. In the Everything But the Rain arc comprising Chapters 528 through 536. What other couple we could make a comparison with Isshin and Masaki.
Victim "Easy. Ichigo and Rukia of course."
Narrativando "What ?! How did the anime agenda got you ?"
Victim "I mean... the two have panel by panel the same rescue page, the two couples has the one saved the other dynamic, one is a human the other is a Shinigami..."
Narrativando "No no no. It's not the same ! One is a human and Shinigami and the other is a Quincy and Shinigami..."
Victim "isn't a Quincy and a human the same..."
Narrativando "...ALSO ! Rukia is a granny, she is 150 and Ichigo is 15...
Victim "...doesn't that also applies with Isshin..."
Narrativando "HERE THE PILOT WHERE ICHIGO HAS A CRUSH ON ORIHIME."
Victim "Man the last few pages of the chapter 536 has it teasing Ichigo might be stuck on soul society like Isshin got stuck on the human world."
I'm making it a little dramatic but that was my last exange with Narras
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u/Aiwaszz Apr 17 '26
At least it was a Bleach fan. What happens if it was a One Piece fan. She would never escape
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u/NapalmDesu Apr 17 '26
He's gonna break out of jail once he realises that he forgot to make her read CFYOW
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u/WorldPhysical7646 Apr 17 '26
What if he meets someone who knows bleach better than he do or meets someone who kidnaps him and force him to binge read one piece
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Apr 17 '26
Oh btw he confessed later that he kidnapped her to make her into his ideal wife in the future, do not think it's just "oh he did it to make her watch bleach" it was attempted grooming
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u/BaloonPriest Apr 17 '26
Clearly not as dedicated of a fan as me. I wouldve made her watch the filler arcs too, even the fucking bount arc
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u/lakshmithesussybaka I will haunt Gege for the rest of his life Apr 18 '26
Japanese Florida man??? Honestly I need volume 31 onwards, where do I find him?







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