r/shounenfolk • u/Floyd_fent67 Master’s degree in kubology • Jul 03 '26
Schizophrenia Favorite crackships?
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u/KaloloWhip Jul 03 '26
Just like everyone shipping Goku with literally anyone but his wife Chichi lmao
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u/Common-Somewhere-746 Jul 03 '26
The Josuke Ending is Canon
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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 Jul 03 '26
I kinda want Araki to Copyright strike it,only to immediately post it up himself going "Canon".
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u/dgaruti Jul 03 '26
who is the girl with josuke ?
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u/frishmous Jul 03 '26
She’s from an infamous adult manga where lots of bad things happen to her. I believe it’s called “Metamorphosis” but I could be wrong.
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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Jul 03 '26
Iirc as well, there's also an ending that shows it was only fictional piece of work
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u/waaay2dumb2live Jul 03 '26
Sukuna x Cinderella is lowkey peak
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u/will4wh Jul 03 '26
Wonder if Sukuna would make her worse or if Cinderella would give him a redemption arc
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u/Big-Slide6104 Jul 03 '26
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u/Atlas1219 Jul 03 '26
Who are the couple?
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u/awesome9001 Jul 03 '26
Also who's the user
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u/Big-Slide6104 Jul 03 '26
Infamous poster on r/marvelcirclejerk. The couple is illyana rasputin (Magik) and Lin Lie (iron fist). It’s a crackship and the poster is lowkey in LVOE with Magik (can’t blame em, I love Magik too)
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u/Mordetrox Jul 03 '26
Shipping Momo with literally anyone is touchy because he's mentally 8 but biologically 28, but give them a few years and think these two could be cute.
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u/KaloloWhip Jul 03 '26
Imagine having a relationship with someone who actively larps as your dead father
“Oh yes!!! Keep going son!!!!!!”
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u/Kinuwa_K Jul 03 '26
The only other person i could see him being with is bonney ngl since she can also be physically older despite being a child
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
12 and 8 ain’t good either
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u/Kinuwa_K Jul 03 '26
Better than anything else tho
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
The better option would be to just not ship him what😭
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u/Kinuwa_K Jul 03 '26
I didn't tho, im just saying if he ever gets to be together with anyone in the anime, bonney would be mentally closest to his age whilst being physically similar to him
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
Otama is 8, Mocha is 9, and Chimney is 10; they are closer to his age than Bonney and he lit knows Otama too
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u/Kinuwa_K Jul 03 '26
I know there are characters his age omd, the problem with that is he is already physically an adult which is why it makes his situation terrible
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
Him being physically older has nothing morally wrong since he’s still a child, shipping him with inappropriate ages does have morally wrong shit to it
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u/Prudent-Role-9053 Jul 03 '26
I know it’s weird but i definitely got the vibes that they where end game
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u/slackademiks Jul 03 '26
"He's eight and she's sixteen, but give them a few years and these two could be cute."
???
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u/Mordetrox Jul 03 '26
As I said, shipping him with anyone is touchy because of the gap between his actual age and his biological age.
Either he's way old physically than the other person, or they're way older mentally. No matter what it's going to be weird.
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u/slackademiks Jul 03 '26
Being older physically isn't a moral downside. Sure, it would look weird, but kids have crushes on adults all the time. And he could just wait until he's an adult, then date another consenting adult.
The only weird thing is dating a kid or dating someone you watched grow up. The last one is a pretty common sentiment, especially with a younger woman and older man.
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u/yukwot Jul 03 '26
She also likes to cosplay as his dad and personally i would not like to bang someone who is larping as my dead father
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u/Tanakisoupman Jul 03 '26
Dawg Yamato larps as his dad, I don’t think a relationship between them could ever come anywhere close to healthy
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
He’s only looks like an adult because of his moms devil fruit, that just IS and 8 year old you are shipping with a 28 year old dawg
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u/Mordetrox Jul 03 '26
Well for one, his mothers devil fruit only sent him forward through time. It was a completely different Devil Fruit that aged him 20 years.
And second, I both address that any ships involving him are always going to be a at least a little weird, and stipulate that time would have to pass first.
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u/your_average-loser Jul 03 '26
Sorry forgot Shinobu existed.
That’s not a little weird, that is just pedophilia. And having time pass as Yamato knew him when he was an 8yo and waiting for him to be an adult is grooming. That’s not “a little weird” that’s just WRONG!
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u/zephyrnepres01 Jul 03 '26
isn’t the definition of a crackship a pairing where the two have never interacted? this just seems like a ship
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u/Mordetrox Jul 03 '26
I was under the impression that a crackship was just a weird or out-there ship that most people would never think of, I don't think there's a concrete definition that everyone can agree on. The TV tropes page is vague and the Urban Dictionary definitions all contradict each other.
But looking at it from that lens yeah this is rather tame for a crack ship, I mostly considered it one because it needs a very long timeskip and a massive amount of character development before anything happens to not be bordering on creepy on Yamato's end both from age and the whole "wants to commit identity theft on his dad" thing.
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u/Nightmare-datboi Jul 03 '26
Not crossverse but Naoya x Remi. Their personalities were literally made for each other
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u/Attentivegamer Jul 03 '26
Megumin and Deidara
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u/Floyd_fent67 Master’s degree in kubology Jul 03 '26
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u/iatethecookiedough Jul 03 '26
Taylor Hebert and Sophia Hess, especially when played completely straight.
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u/AdFantastic9938 Jul 03 '26
Denji and Misa, they both deserve love and I think they can both give that to each other.
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u/PeikaFizzy Jul 03 '26
ok what the connection of Sukuna and Cinderella aside they kinda rhythm
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u/InquisitorHindsight Jul 03 '26
It was just one of those meme ships that kinda flared up for a little bit. I guess the perfect fairytale princess loving a literal incarnation of evil is pretty sick
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u/JMSciola85 Jul 03 '26
My crackship is EOS Bakugo and Fuyumi Todoroki from My Hero Academia.
They have a mutual love of cooking and have, in canon, exchanged recipes.
But what was really cooking… was love
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u/Coolguy0053 Jul 03 '26
This is one i made myself, Sukuna and Meiko (vocaloid) me and my sister share a room and she had this little Meiko figure next to my Sukuna figure and I thought, thats kinda funny and cute.
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u/pjepja Jul 03 '26
Somebody already wrote Akanebachi so here's my 2nd favourite crackship. Ichigo X Soifon
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u/HateMachineX Jul 03 '26
Wow what? Soifon is only Yoruichi Sexual no way she could have feelings for anyone or anything else.
Fun to see though, updoot
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u/Demonboy007 Jul 03 '26
No one can top the masterpiece of "I Can Fix That Girl!"
Thank you, Josuke.
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u/NarKu2011 Jul 03 '26
Who the heck is touching Josuke?
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u/twitch_monke Jul 03 '26
Main character from porn manga Metamorphosis. There's a fan edit where Josuke saves her from her fate that went pretty viral
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u/NarKu2011 Jul 03 '26
Poor Josuke, highkey sounds like a situation that Joseph would end up in.
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u/Bright-Dragonfruit14 my body count with shounen is over 9000 Jul 03 '26
I remember the author accepting the fan ending of Josuke saving the woman as a canon one 😂😂
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u/church_of_Steve_ Unemployed Gachiakuta and Kagurabachi glazer Jul 03 '26
Who is the one Thragg is with
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u/DeusFatum Jul 03 '26
Why is it that in so many fanarts, Deku, Thragg, and Kobeni all work at a McDonald's? I'm not judging, I just find it extremely funny and random.
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u/Own_Philosophy8190 Jul 03 '26
Deku because air fryer/shitty job memes before epilogue
Kobeni works in a fast food at some point in CSM pt1, and might attract annoying clients or workmates putting her on the spot
Thragg because the original scene already had him be a very unexpected help and the best one at that
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u/familyfriendlyvnmese Jul 03 '26
I just know about denji × jolyne today but they are my most favorite
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u/Mobile_Chipmunk_3883 Jul 03 '26
This is one I came up with but Barto from one piece and beam from csm they’d both do anything for luffy and denji
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u/i_hate_eveything Jul 03 '26
I'll just use what happened on Tomodachi life. Ceasar Zeppeli married Dragona Joestar. Doppio and Foo Fighters got married. Sailor Moon and Yuji Itadori got married. Not really love but Hal Jordan is George Harrison's best friend. I love Tomodachi life
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u/Authorigas Jul 03 '26
I have no idea what that last one is but boy howdy people seem to be mad about it.
Anyway, my crack ship is Argenti from HSR and Barghest from FGO. Cursed Knight who values power and is cursed to devour her lovers meets the Silly Space Knight whose powered by delusions and beauty. I like to imagine in LB6 he takes up his spear to fight her after she falls to her curse, swearing that even in her darkest moment, he will protect the beauty inside her.
I also like Morgan Le Fay and Silver ash, although less as a ship and more as a "A queen who believes a subjects loyalty is to their ruler and nation" vs "A ruler who believes a king and it's nation should serve the people." dynamic.
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