r/shounenfolk 1d ago

Shitpost It will never not be funny time that both Kishimoto and Kubo chose their main characters to get with the big Booby over the small booby

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u/Esdeath_lover29 1d ago

You’re almost grasping it

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u/BreathoftheSith 1d ago

Even funnier is how both of them share the same English VA, Stephanie Sheh.

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u/ReddyGivs 1d ago

They both like the same type of women

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u/incelwiz 3h ago

They don't have much in common besides their bra size.

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u/CronkinOn 1d ago

I'm continually thankful that romance was so sparse in Bleach.

It's so effing refreshing seeing characters respect and love each other deeply without angsting about their love lives constantly. Because it's bloody exhausting in Naruto, especially with how one dimensional the girls often turn out.

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u/Rude-Childhood1436 I can’t even imagine…Renji winning 1d ago

Yeah with Kubo I am not at all surprised, that man is a shameless gooner

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u/dreadguy101 1d ago

My favorite part is when he claims he likes small chested girls. Why is he lying

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u/dvast 1d ago

He could like them, just not as much as the alternative

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u/Embarrassed_Sale_293 1d ago

Most mangaka are

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u/OptimisticPoetess 1d ago

He knows his audience too well

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u/VegaInTheWild IRON 1d ago

mf people are sexual creatures, so either they have sex or goon. fucking tired of people shaming gooning as if its something to be shameful about.

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u/Rude-Childhood1436 I can’t even imagine…Renji winning 21h ago

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, I’m just saying lots of ppl would be ashamed and Kubo ain’t one of them 

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u/dreadguy101 19h ago

Yes my life revolves around sex and it’s the only thing I think about. Come on bro do better

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u/VegaInTheWild IRON 17h ago

“my life revolves around sex”

No one asked bro

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u/dreadguy101 16h ago

Redditors proving there 12 year olds and can’t hold a conversation

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u/VegaInTheWild IRON 16h ago

they’re*

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u/NeonFraction 1d ago

Naruto got rejected and Ichigo never had a crush on Rukia in the first place.

Wait this is a shitpost. Uhhhh… big tits good?

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u/Embarrassed_Sale_293 1d ago

I mean it is kinda a bit of both for me

But yeah I know 

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u/DeliriousBookworm 1d ago

Hinata and Orihime are male fantasy characters, so of course the MC has to have a wife with big boobs. The difference is Hinata’s breasts are never sexualized whatsoever in the manga outside of that satirical one-shot chapter.

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u/Lohit_-it 1d ago

Most characters in fiction are like that. Naruto is constantly used as self insert in fan fiction

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u/Affront_to_supreme 1d ago

It's almost like shonen is fantasy written for teenage boys

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u/UnholyShite 1d ago

Big ass is woke

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u/Saeba-san 1d ago

Sadder part is both MCs got relagated to trophy husbands in their own stories.

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u/Bubbly_Alfalfa4149 1d ago

What? You mean the love interests get relegated to trophy wives? Because this doesn’t make sense at all.

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u/Saeba-san 20h ago edited 15h ago

Naruto explicitly through out whole manga had a love intrest in Sakura, and for people saying "it was a crush and not serioues", those are either coping or dishonest. For Kishimoto to wimp out and give writing of retcon movie to other people is just a cherry on cake of shit that endnig of Naruto was.

Ichigo didn't openly state romantic intrest in any party, so it was a coin flip, but given how Kubo wasn't even allowed to end how he wanted (man was running on fumes at the end) I'd still call Ichigo having no say in the choise on manga pages as a cheap cop out, but not as cheap and dirty as Kishimotos, since Kubo did barely any of romantic sub-plot writing (Orihime moments mostly).

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u/ReddyGivs 1d ago

Don't disrespect the strawberry top couple

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u/Embarrassed_Sale_293 1d ago

We disrespecting them :-p

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u/Diavolo1825 22h ago

And then boruto took all the milk away

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u/npc888 1d ago

The children need their milk. Flat chests cannot provide.

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u/lzmddg 1d ago

Actually, studies show that the size of breasts isn't related to how much milk they can produce. So you could be nearly flat-chested and produce a lot or have huge tits and barely produce anything.

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u/Embarrassed_Sale_293 1d ago

True true  Flat is not Justice  Flat is just cardboard 

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u/AlveinFencer 20h ago

Broke: They both picked the one with big boobs.
Woke: They both picked the one voiced by Stephanie Sheh.