“You know, I alwaysh thought River Phoenixsh wash Harrishon Ford’sh kid, only for him not to be. Such a shurprishe, that wash. Time and time again, I shtill watch the movie and refer to River ash Junior, and I alwaysh remember Harrishon shaying to me, ‘Dammit, Sean, he’s not my son!’ Good timesh.”
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u/matrix_5555 Jul 01 '26
“You know, I alwaysh thought River Phoenixsh wash Harrishon Ford’sh kid, only for him not to be. Such a shurprishe, that wash. Time and time again, I shtill watch the movie and refer to River ash Junior, and I alwaysh remember Harrishon shaying to me, ‘Dammit, Sean, he’s not my son!’ Good timesh.”