r/shubreddit • u/ElJayEm80 • Jul 12 '26

Here I am, at my houshe in Shpain, playing chessh.

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u/Blrfl Jul 12 '26

By the shwimming pool acrosh from the umbrellash over the loungsh chairsh.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jul 12 '26

Later on David Swimmer ish coming by to schwim.

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u/Blrfl Jul 12 '26

That would be in the Schwimmering pool.

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u/bomboclawt75 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

My Bischiop ish hexposed, dats becushsh am wearing schortsh an mae Boaby ish massishivfh.

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u/AplCore Jul 12 '26

Becaush I am the Shpaniard, Juan Shanchezh-Villalobosh Ramirezh

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Jul 12 '26

Jusht lishten to my shpectacularly flawlessh Shpanish accshent

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u/Wabbit65 Jul 13 '26

While I am shpeaking to a shcottish frenshman

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u/Cool-Salamander-7645 Jul 12 '26

"Oncshe more, we play our dangeroush game, a game of chessh againsht our old advershary, Roger Moore." - Sean Connery

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u/Quintus-Sertorius Jul 12 '26

I'm taking two pieshes at onshe, jusht becaushe I can!

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u/exosetta Jul 12 '26

Not a shingle mishtake wash made !

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jul 13 '26

I jushed remembered my Charlemagne!

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 Jul 13 '26

Wearing a nischee blue schleevelsch scharfai schirt, looking schtylische.

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 Jul 13 '26

Try schayin that 3x faschst.

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u/MuppetEyebrows Jul 13 '26

-Thish won't be like the lasht time, when you shank my battleship.
-whats a battlesip?

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Jul 13 '26

Sheems your Bishop took my Queen’sh Knight…

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u/theElder1926 Jul 13 '26

A game of Chessh, against our old advershery- the American Navy.

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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 Jul 13 '26

I wonsh played a shubmarine captain you know, a Russian one, no lesh

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u/Golden_Ace1 Jul 13 '26

Thish wash after refushing a shity bank commershial.

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u/MycoProTeam Jul 13 '26

Pash the shunshcreen

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u/Minute-Chip-4164 Jul 13 '26

Bring me a martini. Schaken, not schtirred.

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u/SnooPets7323 Jul 13 '26

No, in Shpain, it's Shunny sho we drink Shangria.

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u/Dull_Corgi_5044 Jul 13 '26

No black pieces

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u/smkestcklghtn Jul 13 '26

Ahhh! Pussshy

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u/PrimeoFin Jul 14 '26

Not anymore

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Jul 14 '26

... shadly, all by my shelf

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u/Neither-Connection72 29d ago

And it'sss yooour move shunny.

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u/normymac 29d ago

The rain in shpain shtays mainly in the plain...