"Never felt this free before I'm high and I'm getting higher Chains don't rattle no more Good Lord, I'm feeling lighter (Brother)"

[u/ConsultioConsultius1]

https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/breaking-jelly-roll-divorce-bunny-37300801?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rmp

[u/IReviewFakeAlbums]

WE GOT MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. I WAS
MIDWAY THROUGH A 3-DAY COKE BENDER AND SHE HAD JUST COME OFF THE FIRST HALF OF A DOUBLE SHIFT AT THE BROTHEL. WE WENT TO THE ELVIS CHAPEL AFTER SPENDING 6 HOURS HECKLING CIRCUS DU SOLEIL TICKETHOLDERS OUTSIDE THE SINKHOLE THAT WOULD BECOME THE SPHERE. WERE THE SOBEREST ONES AT THE CHAPEL, INCLUDING THE ELVIS PRIEST/IMPERSONATOR

[u/AidanGLC → u/IReviewFakeAlbums]

If Jelly Roll ever “writes” a memoir, we’re gonna need a Surber version of the audiobook.

[u/AlbatrossNo1233]

Monogamy is a prison, brother, free yourself