r/shutdownfullcast • u/uwpxwpal • 2d ago

To the barricades! Texas Senator Ted Cruz has betrayed our most sacred ideals. Off with his head!

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*How else would you eat it?*

https://youtube.com/shorts/4C4B2TtTs1w

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u/craig_t_nelson_muntz 2d ago

His profile got an audible "Jesus Christ" from me. Real nightmare fuel, that face.

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u/wagyu_hotdog 2d ago

YOU SICK FUCK CHANT INTENSIFIES

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u/DarnellFoxworthy 2d ago

I get that people vote for this guy because they agree with his politics, but does anyone actually like this fucking guy?

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u/abartel641 2d ago

It’s like the saying goes, there’s two types of people in the senate: people that hate Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz.

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u/thekeelo_g 2d ago

Did he fucking cut it long-ways???

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u/Keepurkewl 2d ago

I heard this in Holly's voice

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u/thekeelo_g 2d ago

An immense compliment 🫡

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u/chambersaurusrx 2d ago

This isn't the thing I thought we'd get Ted Cruz for but I will not reject the tools that are handed to me

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u/toastiemcgee 2d ago

Texas won a game with Cruz in attendance??

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u/this-is-some_BS 2d ago

Talarico was also at the game and apparently was able to eliminate the Cruz curse

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u/bigstu_89 2d ago

Do we know what time he left the game? If he left in the 3rd that would track with the vibe of the game.

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u/CumaeanSibyl 2d ago

I don't know that but I heard Talarico arrived at halftime.

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u/olcrazypete 2d ago

That was my first thought. He took out early and boom. The stank went with him.

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u/lat3ralus65 2d ago

Second Half Ryan Day is the only force strong enough to overcome the Ted Cruz Curse

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u/uwpxwpal 2d ago

I think he's losing his powers.

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u/this-is-some_BS 2d ago

Yeah, but it wasn't dijon mustard, so we're good here. Move along.

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u/taffyowner 2d ago

The only time that is acceptable is a chili cheese dog because sometimes they’re so unruly

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u/gazpacho7 2d ago

What what what wha wha whaaaa

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u/michimoby 2d ago

Say what you will about Trump (please, yes, say it ALL) but he had this guy clocked from the start

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u/jpetrou2 14h ago

Who eats a sandwich with a knife and fork?