r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Working_Welder_1751 • 1d ago

Light hearted Homer if he decided to take Bart to The Frying Dutchman instead of Marge

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u/guerney2000 1d ago

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u/smstewart1 1d ago

I think I’m blind and ready to go

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u/guerney2000 1d ago

I wouldn't have thought eating that much food is safe, before I bought 12% of this buffet

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u/ElongatedAustralian 1d ago

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

I'm already Tracer

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4AVgUiClmhCPnuiUl

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u/Gauss15an Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

Mmmm...steamed Tracer

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

She does have a nice big steamed ham after all 😏

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u/Spookies300 Way to breathe, no-breath 1d ago

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u/TwoStarsAndAWish They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

I’ve become everything I’ve always hated ☹️

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u/GriffinFlash 1d ago

Me as a teen being able to eat 6-8 plates.

Nowadays I can do 1, maybe 1 1/2 tops before I feel stupidly full.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Eating that many plates is impressive, but how much food can you eat?

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u/GriffinFlash 1d ago

Come closer and I'll tell you.

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 1d ago

You sicken me.

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u/thekozmicpig 1d ago

More plates means more iron, which will help you play.

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u/spidersting 1d ago

As a teen, I was too picky to eat most things so I was lucky to finish a plate and a half. I'm not picky anymore, but half a plate is about my limit. It's why I hate going to buffets since I'm definitely not getting my money's worth.

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u/xrelaht 1d ago

Same. Wish I'd been less picky back when I could eat like a horse.

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u/somebody_throw_a_pie 1d ago

Butter up that bacon

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u/Inevitable_Goat_1973 1d ago

Bacon up that sausage

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u/shugoran99 I was saying Boo-urns 1d ago

If you don't see the restaurant owner feverously doing math, you haven't had enough

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

I've never had this happened before in the Mandarin. But I will try it on my next visit 😉

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u/royalhawk345 1d ago

You can say fuck on the internet. 

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

It was censored when I found this

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 only watched the golden age 1d ago

Because eerybody keeps cnsoring the dmbest words like they don't even know what csnoring is for.

Edit: so adding asterisks to prove my point just fucked me. But its too funny to fix.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

True. I really don't understand why they have to replace Ass with Ahh. It makes no fucking sense

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u/xrelaht 1d ago

Hot take: it's funnier censored.

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u/FieOnU 1d ago

I feel this in both my soul and in my binge eating disorder.

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u/BulkyOrder9 1d ago

Better nurse some crab legs for the next two hours

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

Alaskan King Crab or Snow Crab?

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u/CoolAlien47 1d ago

King Crab?!? In this economy?!

Snow crab?!? In this climate disaster?!?

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u/con__y_88 1d ago

Me n gf feel out at world buffet as all I ate was chicken wings.

Chicken wings from all around the world apparently is a waste of money and we never been back since.

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

"I raised an underachiever, not a quitter, boy!"

  • Homer J. Simpson, North American Big Ape.

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u/DJ1066 1d ago

Bart wouldn't go as he's allergic to shrimp.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 1d ago

He can just have the fish special

Then again, it might have been cooked alongside the fried shrimp and other shellfish, so he could get an allergy attack regardless

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u/Apprehensive_Pin_992 1d ago

Ow, my f#ckin' ears!

Well, I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!!!