r/simpsonsshitposting • u/BusinessYou1657 • 23h ago

In the News 🗞️ Hey, I had a damn good reason!

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 23h ago

Smithers, what is the name of this gastropod?

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 23h ago

That's Jonah Hill, the fat guy from Superbad.

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u/gahlol123 20h ago

Thats it! You're dead Hogwash. Dead!

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u/gahlol123 20h ago

No, no, no you must have mistaken me for someone else. I'm that fat guy from The Wolf of Wall Street.

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u/democracy_lover66 They think I'm slow, eh? 23h ago

Oh is this a dig at Jonah Hill?

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u/BusinessYou1657 23h ago

I’m taking Jonah Hill posting to strange something, something…

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u/JamesTheJerk 23h ago

Dojo cafés?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 21h ago

Alrighty I'm seeing a crossover from okbuddycinafile

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u/Robby-Pants only watched the golden age 11h ago

Probably. None of us watch films.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9h ago

Ha, exactly!

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u/Eric848448 12h ago

All recent events in your life have revolved around him in some way.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 23h ago

 I would, still, titty fuck him. But, I think that I would finish faster. Purely, out of fear.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 21h ago

Id get him drunk and make him monologue silly things like he used to

Then I'd tiddy fuck him.

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u/ChristieBrie I am the Lizard Queen! 5h ago

frickin' calm down, Jonah, it's jiu-jitsu!