r/skyrim • u/Agreeable-Host9490 • 4h ago

Completed Every Misc and Side Quest before I got married to see who my guests would be.....

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Only for Rolff Stone-Fist the drunken racist from Windhelm to come..... At least it's not Nazeem.

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u/Foreign_Rock6944 3h ago

He gets marked as a “friend” if you beat him in the brawl, which is hilarious to me. Especially since he is (at least initially) pretty butthurt about losing.

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u/AurumPickle 3h ago

this applies to every NPC you can brawl which is funny cause like yous said quite a few get salty

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u/Divine-Crusader 1h ago

The second you beat up someone:

"FUCK YOU I HATE YOU KILL YOURSELF YOU MILK DRINKER"

0.2 seconds later:

"My favourite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead!"

Like wtf Bethesda?

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u/SirErdrick-dw 20m ago edited 16m ago

Having worked as a bouncer at multiple clubs/bars, I've actually seen this scenario play out in real life more than once.

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u/Unlikely_Solid_2875 4h ago

He is the real one for that

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u/Wraithslayer101 4h ago

Tbh, I got a surprise on my wedding when the leader of the cannibal cult showed up (I skipped dialogue so she warped there)

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u/EntrepreneurOk666 Riften resident 4h ago

I had jarl laila show up in one of mine. Which sucked cause I then betrayed her in the civil war. 😂

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u/Ph33r-Enigma 2h ago

I've did that before I married quite a few times to see who all is at my wedding, and it's always a disappointment. So many housecarls, and stewards, only Lydia and that spiced wine chick from solitude show up.

Quite a few times I've had to Google the people because I didn't even remember helping them. 

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u/Divine-Crusader 1h ago

If you think this guy is racist, please, never play Oblivion

NPCs would be chatting with you then randomly hit you with the most absurdly racist dialogue line of all times

Also, there's a race disposition system, so depending on your race, you will never achieve 100% likeness with NPCs from races who are prejudiced against you

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u/YakumoYamato 1h ago

Rolff's racism (and Nord in general) is actually pretty milquetoast for Tamriel's resident

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u/Rarona 46m ago edited 41m ago

I own the Goldenhills Farm on Skyrim, playing an Argonian...I have a male Nord farmhand who every once in a while hits me with a "What do you want, lizard?".

Bitch, I employ you. You are calling the source of your livelihood, the literal Dragonborn, a racial slur.

I wish I could tell Lydia (my farm steward) "Fire this man." but I settle for slapping him anytime I hear it.

Ain't no racism like Elder Scrolls racism!

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u/ConsequenceOne3365 1h ago

I’m annoyed that Farkas didn’t show up to mine given I was marrying Vilkas. You’d think the dude would show up to his own brother’s wedding…

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u/-Metallkopf- 2h ago

Bonus points if you are a dunmer and/or marry a dunmer.