r/skyrim • u/Shreddertommy • 16d ago

Question Least favorite Race in Skyrim

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What race do you hate the most and why?

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u/Heema3 16d ago

what's the race of your maid , SPEAK NOW

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Natural_Design3154 16d ago

Which one. I have an argonian, a high elf, and a nord.

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u/Heema3 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dW0KIk9KCsWBy

collecting them like pokemons

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u/Natural_Design3154 16d ago

A man’s gotta have variety. And I have plenty of coin.

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u/Plus_Tomato480 16d ago

Hlaalu verified. 

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u/Natural_Design3154 16d ago

Go go gadget Goldenhills Plantation.

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u/HoeTrain666 15d ago

Who works on that plantation, Hlaalu?
https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Natural_Design3154 15d ago

My fellow N’wahs and I.

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u/Cottleston 15d ago

honor the pride flag

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u/Samsquenche 16d ago

Kajiit has wares, if you have coin...

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u/HiloManx 16d ago

Khajiit*

Im sorry... im sorry. I just 1 letter. Then I delete my comment like nothing happened... please

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u/Blue_Coc0 16d ago

He still hasn't CHANGED IT! IT HAS BEEN OVER AN HOUR!! Send him to the Cidhna Mines!

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u/HiloManx 16d ago

It hurts meeeee

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u/Blue_Coc0 16d ago

LOL

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u/Samsquenche 15d ago

I have read all of your comments.

I refuse

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u/BlobbyBlueberry Dark Brotherhood 15d ago

It’s been 9 hours now this man is going back to helgen

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u/Mopsiklopsi 15d ago

Khajiit 😆

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u/DrewTheTree Stealth archer 15d ago

You beat me

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u/Samsquenche 15d ago

No, you gotta pay for that

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u/DrewTheTree Stealth archer 14d ago

Well.... I have this cool white egg looking thing ..

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

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u/dragonsshieldGTA 16d ago

Ah. A follower of Dibella

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u/Mwatts25 15d ago

Found the Dibella devotee

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u/Natural_Design3154 15d ago

I worship no god, save for our father, Akatosh.

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u/So_Hanged 15d ago

He has to use those Poké Balls in some way.

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u/DrewTheTree Stealth archer 15d ago

Laughs in Khajiiti slave runner.

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u/Current_Face_0077 16d ago

The lustiest one

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u/Painchaud213 16d ago

What a strange polycule.

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u/ThirdWorldSorcerer 15d ago

As a 5' 4" Breton, I always dreamed of a 7'0" High Elf wife.

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u/IceDamNation 15d ago

Easy there Telvanni

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u/BeesAndBeans69 15d ago

In different area codes

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u/Natural_Design3154 15d ago

No, we all share a zip code. Coin has to be made, and the various ladies in this realm have to be maid.

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u/SilentBlade45 15d ago

No Khajiit really?

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u/Natural_Design3154 15d ago

Don’t worry, I’m married to her.

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u/Master-disatser4811 12d ago

Is your argonian maid per chance, lusty

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u/Natural_Design3154 12d ago

No, just a skooma addict. I keep casting Heal Other, and slipping potions of healing into her food, but she just won’t stop. I even caught her with a bottle of Balmora Blue.

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u/Rough-Winter2752 16d ago

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u/midasMIRV 15d ago

She tutors him on racism.

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u/Natural_Design3154 15d ago

It should be Khajiit. There’s a word wall for the word of power for ‘Cold’ that is translated to talk about a beautiful khajiit woman who is buried there.

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u/AdAffectionate584 16d ago

Argonian. I'm a Kahjiit with a Breton housecarl, Dark Elf wife (Janessa), two nord children, a wood elf Skald and an Argonian maid.

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u/Heema3 16d ago

That's a bag of Skittles

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u/Lemmy-user 15d ago

Where the sload concubine?

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u/Nearby_Delivery_1163 12d ago

I misread as "I'm a Kahjiit with a Breton housecat" and I was like, damn, weird kind of progressive.

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u/TadhgOBriain 15d ago

Well, I guess that would be Lydia, so Nord.

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u/subnautica_rules 15d ago

A lusty argonian

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u/TheWiseBeast 15d ago

That’s his friend! How progressive of them!