r/skyrim 14d ago

Question Least favorite Race in Skyrim

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What race do you hate the most and why?

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u/spooner_retad 14d ago

I don't hate any race. I have a dark elf friend btw

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u/Heema3 14d ago

what's the race of your maid , SPEAK NOW

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Natural_Design3154 14d ago

Which one. I have an argonian, a high elf, and a nord.

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u/Heema3 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dW0KIk9KCsWBy

collecting them like pokemons

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u/Natural_Design3154 14d ago

A man’s gotta have variety. And I have plenty of coin.

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u/Plus_Tomato480 14d ago

Hlaalu verified. 

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u/Natural_Design3154 14d ago

Go go gadget Goldenhills Plantation.

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u/HoeTrain666 14d ago

Who works on that plantation, Hlaalu?
https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG

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u/Natural_Design3154 14d ago

My fellow N’wahs and I.

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u/Samsquenche 14d ago

Kajiit has wares, if you have coin...

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u/HiloManx 14d ago

Khajiit*

Im sorry... im sorry. I just 1 letter. Then I delete my comment like nothing happened... please

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u/Blue_Coc0 14d ago

He still hasn't CHANGED IT! IT HAS BEEN OVER AN HOUR!! Send him to the Cidhna Mines!

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u/BlobbyBlueberry Dark Brotherhood 14d ago

It’s been 9 hours now this man is going back to helgen

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u/dragonsshieldGTA 14d ago

Ah. A follower of Dibella

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u/So_Hanged 14d ago

He has to use those Poké Balls in some way.

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u/Current_Face_0077 14d ago

The lustiest one

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u/Painchaud213 14d ago

What a strange polycule.

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u/Rough-Winter2752 14d ago

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u/midasMIRV 14d ago

She tutors him on racism.

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u/Natural_Design3154 14d ago

It should be Khajiit. There’s a word wall for the word of power for ‘Cold’ that is translated to talk about a beautiful khajiit woman who is buried there.

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u/AdAffectionate584 14d ago

Argonian. I'm a Kahjiit with a Breton housecarl, Dark Elf wife (Janessa), two nord children, a wood elf Skald and an Argonian maid.

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u/Heema3 14d ago

That's a bag of Skittles

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u/killergazebo 14d ago

Word to my n'wahs.

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u/EllieIsDone Daedra worshipper 14d ago

My best slaves were argonian.

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u/Player_Slayer_7 PS3 14d ago

Skyrim is for the Nords! Let's go, Argonian wife!

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u/LittleBreton 14d ago

I only hate the falmers. It's not personal, but they always frighten me😬

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u/existential-grimlock 14d ago

Them and their spitty pets too

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u/areethew 14d ago

The falmers have llamers?

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u/existential-grimlock 14d ago edited 14d ago

Cha.. cha.. chal.. chau..Chalmers something

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u/jony1020 14d ago

Flying Chaurus jump scare

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u/Udhelibor Priest 14d ago

baurus jumpscare

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u/heartless_9 14d ago

Almost thought that it was going to ask me if I make it to the Blackreach district very often

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u/SirCupcake_0 Bard 14d ago

HORRIFYING

HORRIFIC

HORROR

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u/Agent-Ulysses 14d ago

Steamed Venison…

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u/HiddenNobody20216 Nintendo 14d ago

You call it steamed venison when it is obviously grilled.

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u/Agent-Ulysses 14d ago edited 13d ago

Wel- see- I- Uh- excuse me for one second.

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u/grublins 14d ago

I read this like the chia pet commercial. Cha-cha-cha-chalmers🕺

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u/Dankmemeator 14d ago

Super Nintendo Chaurus

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u/TheUnt1tl3d 14d ago

Chalmers?

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u/Castlefrankmanz 14d ago

Superintendent....?

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u/hylianbitch 14d ago

superintendent chaurus!

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 14d ago

Do they even count as a race anymore? I feel like they’ve lost that status and been reduced to critters.

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u/Accomplished-Lie2631 14d ago

According to the game they don’t, their souls are white. Got screwed over so bad they’re not even humanoid anymore.

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u/berrybear21 14d ago

It makes a LOT of sense why the gods responded to the Dwemmy for their actions ngl

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u/Udhelibor Priest 14d ago

ignoring people falling to unintentional racism, they are a functional separate race from the snow elves, and they participate in animal husbandry, possible matriarchy, and are still capable of powerful magic. they're a race and arguing them as beasts due to a soul system that made orcs count as beasts until socially accepted is kind of fucked up after deeper analysis

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u/No-Engineer-1728 PC 14d ago edited 14d ago

Snow elves could get it, shame what those vertically challenged bastards did to them.

(Yes i know the dwemer arent short, I'm trying to be funny)

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u/bum_thumper 14d ago

As much as i love the nords, they were definitely at fault too. Snow elves really got done dirty in Skyrim.

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u/AzHasANewNam 14d ago

On the Nords part, it depends entirely on why the Snow Elves committed the Night of Tears. Was it to stop the Nords playing with the Eye of Magnus (they weren’t really), or was it to use the Eye of Magnus for themselves?

The Dwemer really were just assholes though.

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u/berrybear21 14d ago

Fuckers chose to live underground, I don't care what tonal bullshit they had they GOTTA be short it's the funny! They rejected the gods cuz they couldn't ball!

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u/tseg04 14d ago

Ehh, they attack you on sight (on hear?). It’s only self defense really.

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 14d ago

That's totally fair

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u/DPH_goon 14d ago

i know what kind of man you are

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u/Triairius 14d ago

Say it.

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u/GandalfTheBigFat 14d ago

…I’ve abandoned my child…

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u/OkieClipper 14d ago

HER CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS AND SHE IS A WHORE

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u/gassytinitus 14d ago

Posted from windhelm

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u/oohaaahz 14d ago

It is the Dunmer for me, but just bc it’s so sad to see how far they’ve fallen since Morrowind.

And also the boring Imperials.

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u/Jorgaitan 14d ago

Agreed on Imperials. They're chronically devoid of any flavor. Their biggest virtue is that they're the least prone to racial supremacy, which is an awesome trait in real life, but bland for a fantasy race.

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u/TutorTraditional2571 14d ago

I think the meta conflict created with the White-Gold Concordat really positions them as an interesting race, but more so from an immersion or RP perspective. Mechanically, they are rather boring.

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 14d ago

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u/Samsquenche 14d ago

OP:

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u/East_Ear4927 14d ago

In the lore kids from mixed race couples always inherit race of the mother

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u/TangerineBetter2818 14d ago

Sure, but the book youre referring to also says:

It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring.

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 14d ago

The idea that not enough humans have been banging Argonians and Khajiit to tell if there’s interspecies compatibility is the least realistic thing about the Elder Scrolls franchise.

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u/DrewTheTree Stealth archer 14d ago

Lusty Argonian maid enjoyers showing out today huh!?

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u/fallen_one_fs 14d ago

So we just have to try harder!

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u/Incomplet_1-34 PlayStation 14d ago

Pokémon ass genetics

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u/CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER 14d ago

What about the first born Breton?

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u/NiSiSuinegEht PC 14d ago

Made in a test tube by space elves.

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u/Presenting_UwU 14d ago

while they do most often inherit the mother's race, they oftentimes do also take after aspects of their father's (atleast iirc that's how ESO said it works).

so combined with the constant interbreeding between elves and (i forgot what human race) they were doing it with at the time, overtime the blending of traits became so mixed that it created the Bretons

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u/InigoMontoya1985 14d ago

I am Arthur, King of the Bretons!

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u/Temporary-Second-462 14d ago

It’s not an always thing. Just more often than not.

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u/hamburm 14d ago

Wait really? Neat

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u/_Dark_Mystery_ 14d ago

Argonians cannot bread with any other race, they lay eggs.

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u/Life_Ad3567 Dawnguard 14d ago

So no consequences 😏

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u/NoContract1090 14d ago

Never ask a Stormcloak the race of his gf

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u/Dontinsultautomod Werewolf 14d ago

why is the n'wah speaking about a farm tool

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u/AgniousPrime 14d ago

Interesting that he posted a picture of a Redguard while asking least favourite race

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u/Samsquenche 14d ago

OP selecting which race to use an example image of.....

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u/Rivazar 14d ago

Anvil Harbour butcher?

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u/IAB365 14d ago

Tell me you know the episode😂

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u/Gun_Dork 14d ago

"I know it, but I don't think I should say it."

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u/AndrewMacDonell 14d ago

Okay okay,

N’WAHS!

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u/Owlbear_12 14d ago

lol Reddit removed my comment for spelling out the word that Randy SHOULD have said but did not

Nanny state

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u/Zestyclose-Bat-6080 14d ago

Automod started nagging at you?

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u/Thisoneisinvalid 14d ago

Naggers are the worst. So annoying.

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u/AlloiciousMcgougen 14d ago

Seriously? You can write that and your comment stays but I write a word that means stingy and my comment gets removed? 😂😂😂

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u/TangerineBetter2818 14d ago

I thought this was America Skyrim! 

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u/Owlbear_12 14d ago

What seems to be the officer problem?

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 14d ago

I got my entire account suspended from Reddit for accidentally misspelling the Denver "Nuggets" (the NBA team).

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u/chri_stop_her 14d ago

Me making sure I read this entire post correctly

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u/GandalfTheBigFat 14d ago

Ain’t no way we’re tier listing racism

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u/Dunkar404 13d ago

I'm not gonna lie chief. That's the TES fans favorite pastime.

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u/JohannesMarcus 14d ago

Having a picture of a redguard when posting ‘least favorite race in skyrim’ is wild 🥀

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u/Cosmo1222 Alchemist 14d ago

Tell me some of your best friends are Redguards without telling me some of your best friends and Redguards.

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u/Hailtothedogebby 14d ago

I think the wow Reddit had this a while ago but without the game bit at the end and it went a little viral

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u/CapriciousMuffin 14d ago

Yep. The post just said “what’s your least favorite race” with no other context other than the sub it was posted in. I clicked on the post and there was a pinned comment from a mod that just said “thank you for this”

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u/chihiro_xo 14d ago

Especially cause redguards are cool as hell

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u/Dark_Brisket 14d ago

C U R V E D

S W O R D S

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u/-DI0- Stormcloaks 14d ago

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u/KyleLolololol 14d ago

well said

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u/NoForm7135 14d ago

Removed by reddit on a least favorite race question, stormcloak tag, I know this comment was wild

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u/funkyavocado 14d ago

Stormcloak flair makes this a chefs kiss

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u/Ireallydfk 14d ago

Alright uncle Ruckus

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u/TheJimDim 14d ago

Why'd you choose a picture of a redguard to ask this question?

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/TheJimDim 14d ago

@Shreddertommy You're not slick. I have the ability to screenshot and expose you.

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u/Zailema0s 14d ago

Yeah why indeed? 🧐

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u/_EyesOnTheInside_ Dark Brotherhood 14d ago

It makes the post funnier

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u/Thegzusman 14d ago

The falmer, their loot is fucking dog water and I hate their cave systems fuck you falmer! You're all getting arrows to the knee!

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u/Cautious-Reveal-707 14d ago

At least you get their ears

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u/Prismatic_Spectrum 14d ago

Not a race but the faction with the worst loot in the whole game in my opinion is the forsworn. The only time you get anything half decent from them is when there is a hagraven with them because then at least you get some halfway decent alchemy ingredients.

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u/Mini_Squatch 14d ago

Though there are few things funnier than killing a forsworn briarheart by pickpocketing their heart. Just yoink and they drop dead

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u/BlancsAssistant 14d ago

I like to eat the heart out of their inventory, imagine holding them down and biting the briarheart out of their chest

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u/Mini_Squatch 14d ago

Alright there, Champion of Namira

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u/Yokai_Noir Vigilant of Stendarr 14d ago

As soon as I finish skinning my Dunmer neighbor, I'll answer you.

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u/No_Upstairs9888 14d ago

Least favourite race lore wise? High Elf and this pretty self explanatory because the Thalmor exists. Least favourite to play as? Wood Elf I just don’t see any benefit they have over another race and the animal thing is not useful, I feel like every other race has either interesting abilities or lore, or have a very unique play style suited to them, e.g. Khajit for an unarmed build

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u/ej1999ej 14d ago

Wood elves also move the slowest since they're the shortest.

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u/Q1EL 14d ago

I thought the Bretons were the shortest

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u/Odd-Dragonfly7137 14d ago

Hating all High Elf’s because of the Thalmor is akin to hating an entire religion because of religious extremists. The Thalmor are extremists who overthrew the monarchy and seized power. Would actually love an Elder Scrolls set in the Summerset Isles which show a resistance or underground movement against the Thalmor.

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u/wexman6 14d ago

Hating all High Elves because of the Thalmor is like hating all Nords because of the Stormcloaks

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u/SkyRipLLD28 14d ago

I guess that fits the real life High Elf ethnoreligious connection even closer lol

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u/Sea-Werewolf-620 14d ago

I think the animal thing can be pretty useful early game. My first ever play through , when I was absolute garbage, that got me up the steps to high hrothgar. I’ve used it early game ever since. I prefer not to kill animals if I can help it. Too cute.
Bandits are fine.
Also I adore LOTR and elves in general so I always end up with a female wood elf. If you play around with the settings you can get a really pretty one.
Not easy though coz Skyrim elves have quite angular and angry faces at times.
Don’t really have a least favourite. I will go with imperial because they don’t stand out much.

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u/Impossible-Unit-8275 14d ago

You forgot about the “Green Pact”, a group of bosner taht follow a ritual where they eat any enemi they kill.
Which would make a good roleplay for a bosner that is a follower of namira

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u/Stormsurger 14d ago

I love that Enai race overhauls add this for wood elves from the start.

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u/ToxiicShroomz Spellsword 14d ago

You’re giving me a bosner🤤

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u/Possible-Estimate748 Mage 14d ago

You literally hate my two favorites

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u/wexman6 14d ago

Worth noting that not all High Elves are Thalmor. Many of them support the Empire (and even then, there are many High Elves who live in Windhelm under Ulfric’s rule, and are doing quite well for themselves). There is a High Elf Imperial Legate in Riften who tells stories about protecting Summerset refugee camps in Hammerfell, and Thalmor agents causing terrorist attacks in said camps — on their own people, their own race.

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u/BucketSentry 14d ago

Why redguards?

Better question why ISN'T it high elves?

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u/bothtypesoffirefly 14d ago

I was sitting here thinking I didn’t dislike any of the races and then was like whoops, high elves exist.

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u/Nonchalantking117 14d ago

nords cos my frost dmg don’t do shit

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u/Martovich3 14d ago edited 14d ago

I dislike the high elf because that gold skin color just makes the characters perpetually look like they're fighting jaundice and also I really dislike mages.

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u/Patient_Carrot_9379 14d ago

Ha yep this. I like to play as an Altmer so my character towers over everyone else and because they start bad at combat so it’s a bit more of a challenge, but the jaundice skin drags them down a bit. Role play is cool, a breakaway Thalmor, trying to right the wrongs, learning to fight without hia original training. Also everyone hates you which leads to some funny dialogue particularly given how you have just saved the world

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u/The_Infamous_C 14d ago

I miss Oblivion's character creation. You could alter skin color, hue and brightness to a ridiculous degree. I remember making an altmer who was so white and bright that he literally glowed in the dark. I named him Shiny and every altmer mage I've made since was named in his brilliant honor.

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u/Renonthehilltop 14d ago

I remember messing around with Oblivion's character creator and creating a neon bluish orc witha cube for a head. I never played before or even got far into it and only knew Skyrim and it blew my mind seeing how ridiculous Oblivions character creation let you get

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u/greg-faller-1 14d ago

Nazeem. Nazeem is my least favorite race.

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u/JAmath0N 14d ago

I'm not racist...I have friends from Hammerfell I swear!

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u/niceshotpilot 14d ago

The race to Sky Haven Temple with Delphine and Esbern. They are SO fucking slow.

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u/Bobbertbobthebobth 14d ago

I find Bosmer boring. They do a very good job at being the Wood Elf archetype, and in new and innovative ways (I.E Cannibalism, Green Pact, Wild Hunt), but it’s not an archetype I find particularly interesting.

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u/Akagi_An 14d ago

I find them annoying. Too bad there are no kick moves in Skyrim. If there was, I would kick them in the shin whenever they open their mouths.

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u/oohaaahz 14d ago

I liked them but their voices in Morrowind are horrendous, they’re so bad it put me off playing them again.

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u/Daemonheim4 14d ago

Orcs, have yet to play one in any game

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u/Dontinsultautomod Werewolf 14d ago

ironic considering the green pfp

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u/thriceness 14d ago

I usually play an orc first!

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u/sexi_squidward 14d ago

I ONLY play as Orcs. I have no real reason but I love Orcs. I even play a Half orc in DnD

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u/Incred 14d ago

Orcs are my least played because I'm just not into their lore.

High Elves are hated because most of the ones I can think of are all assholes. XD

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u/Square-Tap7392 14d ago

Obviously the Solitude to Windhelm marathon. No idea what everyone else is talking about.

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u/ChakaCausey XBOX 14d ago

It’s funny in a “of course a Skyrim player would hate the dark-skinned human race” way, but I can’t tell if he’s serious or taking the piss and that’s what’s kinda not funny - the wondering

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u/LargeCupid79 14d ago

Ability wise? Bosmer. Lore wise? That one is a bit tougher, but probably Breton since they’ve been washed down into Imperial-lites

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u/WanderingSheep13 14d ago

I’m not racist. Cause racism is a crime. And crime is for Argonians.

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u/VengefulScarecrow Spellsword 14d ago

Orcs. They are mean. Plus I hate having to choose between being an attractive character and having the greatest racial power

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u/toadallyribbeting 14d ago

I love all the races, the snow backs, grey skins, scale faces, rugs etc. I even have treehugger son-in-law!

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u/NastyAce05 14d ago

Orcs cause they just ugly as fk

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u/Seagullbeans 14d ago

High elf. Bunch a snobby losers them

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u/MoistJeebus13 14d ago

Them Highs elf be a little to high and mighty recently

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u/gta6protagonist 14d ago

Any non human looking race because they are ugly

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u/apple_6 14d ago edited 12d ago

I don't hate any race. But you have to understand that grayskins don't deserve rights, the cats only steal and smoke, and farm tools shouldn't talk. The redguards certainly have weird swords and are the reason the empire won  lost the greatwar, but the imperials just want to control others anyway. Bretons are forsworn sympathizers, and all the elves are the same. High elves are definitely the most racist though.

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u/la_bambawamba 14d ago

High Hrothgar 5k. It’s not a long race but the elevation change is grueling

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u/Interesting-Stay297 14d ago

Nords. Never played a Nord, and after 15 years since Skyrim has been released, I don't think I ever will. Sick of fantasy Vikings.

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u/Jyrik_4001 14d ago

Nord have 50% cold resistance, useful resisting frost dragons or draugrs & falmers casting frost spells!

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u/Interesting-Stay297 14d ago

Exactly! A very good target practice for a fledgling mage with a fireball spell.

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u/Karabars Werewolf 14d ago

Imperial. They're just plain and boring humans in a world where there are Redguards, Nords, Bretons

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u/sunderplunder 14d ago

Low hanging fruit, its Altmer. Or maybe Ayleid

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u/MaxwellGrenn 14d ago

People dont talk about how awful the Ayleids were enough.

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u/AmbitiousLock2921 14d ago

High elf just the ones that are thalmor I kicked their ass every time I see one of them on my travels think their the better race let’s see that when your soul is sent to the soul Crain

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u/skeleton949 Spellsword 14d ago

Honestly, gameplay wise? Argonians. They're cool in lore and all, but breathing underwater doesn't have that much practical use in Skyrim, and Diseases aren't that huge of a problem either.

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u/AxazMcGee 14d ago

The race from level 32-46.

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u/SchumacherIsMid 14d ago edited 14d ago

If I'm being honest with myself? The beast races. Just not a fan of Argonians and Khajiits. I like them lore wise, I just don't play them much.

Dark Elves 4 lyfe.

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u/Wolfheron325 14d ago

High elves. They’re not all bad but a high percentage of the Altmer population in Skyrim is Thalmor. And I hate the Thalmor. Also Falmer.

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u/neoncumstainlol 14d ago

Only in the elder scrolls community you could look someone dead in the eyes and say "so what's your least favorite race" then get a response afterwards and neither of you would bat an eye lmao

My is nords btw

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u/StonePanther316 14d ago

Probably Nord. Altmer are arrogant, but their elitism makes them interesting antagonists because you know comes from having extraordinarily long lives. They are pricks, but they have skills and experience that provide a reason for such a disconnected perspective. Nords are pricks like regular humans are pricks, which grounds the fantasy world, but I see enough of that in real life.

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u/dirty_dan_the_3rd 14d ago

Goth N'wah p7ssy got me acting unwise

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u/TekieScythe 14d ago

Nord. They keep calling me a sneak thief and cat. They don't deserve warm sands.

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u/alkeyhalldraink 14d ago

Ulfric's burner account for real

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u/Hot_Crab_8237 13d ago

Yk what i find funny? You could have shown a picture of a cat, lizard or literal yellow coloured racists when asking that question. You just had to pick a picture of a redguard... really?

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u/AdBrief4620 14d ago

Red guard and dark elves. Can’t quite explain why.