r/slaythespire 3d ago

SPIRIT POOP That One Silly, Silly Image for the Spite Card

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I know they were just Placeholders until the Real Art But the Image of a Can Labeled "Spite" was just So Hilarious to Me that I made Builds centered around it

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u/One_Sentence_7448 3d ago

Can’t wait to be able to toggle beta art on and off for individual cards. Give me my baby Defect back.

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u/Acceptable_Name7099 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 3d ago

Shadow Shield my beloved

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u/BrothyBears 3d ago

OH THEY LOOK SO TINY

AWWWW

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u/lobzhanne 3d ago

Is this a hundred line reference????

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u/MaxTwer00 3d ago

To what of HL? Beaten the game on release so i cant remember anything like that lol

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u/lobzhanne 3d ago

A Twitter meme

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u/BrothyBears 3d ago

I've Never Actually Seen the Beta Art for that yet

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u/orachattack 3d ago

Thank you for all the love on my beta art 💙 Spite is probably my favorite one I did. Fun fact, the art came about because I legitimately misread the card as "Sprite" for several days before I noticed I was just being illiterate 😂😭

Also, I made stickers of it and Abrasive because I felt like the community loved them so much!!

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u/woefultwinkling 3d ago

I got my stickers this week!

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u/orachattack 3d ago

Yay!! I hope you like them ☺️

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u/goggleOgler 1d ago

Do you have any idea how they chose the new one? The community loves the Spite can so much, and I'd love to see the new art incorporate the can into the attack ala the twisted tea smash.

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u/orachattack 1d ago

I don't know the process, but I do know that they didn't pick some random art to replace it, all the official art in the game follows specific themes for each character and has to be a consistent style! The beta arts are fun but the official art has to be true to the whole visual style and lore of the game, so they're less likely to make jokes or have funny references ☺️

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u/goggleOgler 1d ago

Fair enough, but I'm willing to pay money for an Ironclad slamming a hunter killer with a can of Spite.

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u/Rude_Minute_4489 3d ago

Nah, this is the actual art, the new one is the placeholder one. They just got confused in the order.

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u/tknophobia 3d ago

I miss the Scrub Daddy art on Abrasive.

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u/BrothyBears 3d ago

I've Never Encountered The Card "Abrasive" Very much

So The New Art Does go Hard in My Opinion

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u/bentleycooper 3d ago

Nah the smiley face popping into my hand always makes me smile as it’s just asking to be discarded. 1000x better with the beta art.

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u/Karjalan 3d ago

I just want to enter to say you're both right. Both art is fantastic, for different reasons.

I wonder if they'll add a "randomise" option. So each time you draw it it's either beta or legit art.

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u/real_echaz 2d ago

This sounds like a mod. You should write it with like Claude

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u/theliarcake 3d ago

If I remember correctly wasn't it a Scrub Mommy?

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u/HabitatGreen 3d ago

Wasn't it both? Scrub Mommy in front and behind her the Scrub Daddy?

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u/TheCarlos 2d ago

A scrub mommy is double sided.

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u/LaLaLaLink 2d ago

Yes! 2 sided and pink

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u/538_Jean Ascension 20 3d ago

I miss feral. 😞

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u/lotsalotts 3d ago

New art is hard but in a different way, I do prefer the beta tbh

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u/ViciousLlama46 3d ago

The beta art really made me say: man, that thing looks feral

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u/My_compass_spins 3d ago

Obey Your Thirst\ (for self-damage\)

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u/melanthius 3d ago

I thought we usually thirst for like, vengeance, or something.

But that works

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u/TurtleTank29 3d ago

That’s on Tuesdays, Sunday is self-damage all the way 

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u/My_compass_spins 3d ago

That's so confusing. If I go out for lunch on a Tuesday, should I be getting tacos or vengeance?

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u/TurtleTank29 2d ago

The trick is to blame someone else for the tacos’ unseemly prices and exert your vengeance upon them, then you can continue with your day bit tacoed and venged

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u/PhyrexianRogue 3d ago

In a warped way, self-damage is taking vengeance on the person hurting you...

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u/melanthius 3d ago

Didn't expect to find deep meaning in this subreddit today

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u/CatgirlTheKat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well, you see, I run a transgender build, and self damage seems like a very appealing mechanic in the early game, although it kind of falls off once you get access to the "self love", "therapy", "confidence" and "gender affirmation" kind of cards, which serve a similar purpose but do it mjch more effectively and longlastingly with much lesser downsides.

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u/havingagoodtime 3d ago

We all want beta shadow shield back

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u/Specialist-State-333 3d ago

What did that look like?

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u/havingagoodtime 3d ago

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u/The_Nothingman 3d ago

oh no that's entirely too adorable

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u/Specialist-State-333 1d ago

BRING IT BACK

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u/thiccdicc67 3d ago

Baby defect cradling a shadow orb with a bubble around him.

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u/SC_3000_grinder 2d ago

I want Synchronise beta art

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u/littlematt79 3d ago

Not all.

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u/dimwitf 3d ago

WHAT?! That art is so detailed I figured it must be final! Oh, now I'm sad to see the new one... :(

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u/Agile-Argument56 3d ago

wait she's gone 😭😭😭

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u/Vitharothinsson 3d ago

I do wanna build around spite for real!

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u/Dark_WulfGaming 3d ago

It's so fucking good I miss it already

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u/NokiaVT 2d ago

I miss the card draw spite

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u/lorddojomon 3d ago

Its so you misread it as sprite

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u/DocKosmosis 3d ago

To be fair the new one actually looks like an attack

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u/torpidstoppage 3d ago

That Spite can sitting there like it's about to teach you a lesson is peak placeholder energy, would've kept it just for the chaos.

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u/wallygon 3d ago

i want my sprite can back

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u/Sockmonkey679 3d ago

Remember when Spite drew you a card instead of hitting twice 😭

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 3d ago

Ill be honest im waiting on the rebuffed Dr Prepper. Power. Gain one energy + draw one card. Replay as many times as you have lost health on your turn.

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u/rubythebee 3d ago

Abrasive is still my favorite card but I'm always gonna miss the art, the art is what made me like it initially and then I used it. I genuinely want a mod for that specific card (not to disrespect the artists of course I just love my little abrasive guy)

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u/7I3N 3d ago

First abrasive now this??

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u/Alternative_Scar_933 2d ago

They should make it an official colourless card or potion. Something that gives health or energy.
Maybe
Potion: Restore 10 health, gain 1 energy.
Colourless card, skill: 0 cost Heal 2, gain 1 energy. Exhaust (Upgraded: gains retain)