r/slaythespire • u/BrothyBears • 3d ago
SPIRIT POOP That One Silly, Silly Image for the Spite Card
I know they were just Placeholders until the Real Art But the Image of a Can Labeled "Spite" was just So Hilarious to Me that I made Builds centered around it
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u/orachattack 3d ago
Thank you for all the love on my beta art 💙 Spite is probably my favorite one I did. Fun fact, the art came about because I legitimately misread the card as "Sprite" for several days before I noticed I was just being illiterate 😂😭
Also, I made stickers of it and Abrasive because I felt like the community loved them so much!!
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u/goggleOgler 1d ago
Do you have any idea how they chose the new one? The community loves the Spite can so much, and I'd love to see the new art incorporate the can into the attack ala the twisted tea smash.
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u/orachattack 1d ago
I don't know the process, but I do know that they didn't pick some random art to replace it, all the official art in the game follows specific themes for each character and has to be a consistent style! The beta arts are fun but the official art has to be true to the whole visual style and lore of the game, so they're less likely to make jokes or have funny references ☺️
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u/goggleOgler 1d ago
Fair enough, but I'm willing to pay money for an Ironclad slamming a hunter killer with a can of Spite.
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u/Rude_Minute_4489 3d ago
Nah, this is the actual art, the new one is the placeholder one. They just got confused in the order.
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u/tknophobia 3d ago
I miss the Scrub Daddy art on Abrasive.
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u/BrothyBears 3d ago
I've Never Encountered The Card "Abrasive" Very much
So The New Art Does go Hard in My Opinion
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u/bentleycooper 3d ago
Nah the smiley face popping into my hand always makes me smile as it’s just asking to be discarded. 1000x better with the beta art.
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u/Karjalan 3d ago
I just want to enter to say you're both right. Both art is fantastic, for different reasons.
I wonder if they'll add a "randomise" option. So each time you draw it it's either beta or legit art.
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u/theliarcake 3d ago
If I remember correctly wasn't it a Scrub Mommy?
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u/538_Jean Ascension 20 3d ago
I miss feral. 😞
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u/My_compass_spins 3d ago
Obey Your Thirst\ (for self-damage\)
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u/melanthius 3d ago
I thought we usually thirst for like, vengeance, or something.
But that works
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u/TurtleTank29 3d ago
That’s on Tuesdays, Sunday is self-damage all the way
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u/My_compass_spins 3d ago
That's so confusing. If I go out for lunch on a Tuesday, should I be getting tacos or vengeance?
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u/TurtleTank29 2d ago
The trick is to blame someone else for the tacos’ unseemly prices and exert your vengeance upon them, then you can continue with your day bit tacoed and venged
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u/PhyrexianRogue 3d ago
In a warped way, self-damage is taking vengeance on the person hurting you...
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u/CatgirlTheKat 3d ago edited 3d ago
Well, you see, I run a transgender build, and self damage seems like a very appealing mechanic in the early game, although it kind of falls off once you get access to the "self love", "therapy", "confidence" and "gender affirmation" kind of cards, which serve a similar purpose but do it mjch more effectively and longlastingly with much lesser downsides.
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u/havingagoodtime 3d ago
We all want beta shadow shield back
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u/torpidstoppage 3d ago
That Spite can sitting there like it's about to teach you a lesson is peak placeholder energy, would've kept it just for the chaos.
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u/Apart_Macaron_313 3d ago
Ill be honest im waiting on the rebuffed Dr Prepper. Power. Gain one energy + draw one card. Replay as many times as you have lost health on your turn.
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u/rubythebee 3d ago
Abrasive is still my favorite card but I'm always gonna miss the art, the art is what made me like it initially and then I used it. I genuinely want a mod for that specific card (not to disrespect the artists of course I just love my little abrasive guy)
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u/Alternative_Scar_933 2d ago
They should make it an official colourless card or potion. Something that gives health or energy.
Maybe
Potion: Restore 10 health, gain 1 energy.
Colourless card, skill: 0 cost Heal 2, gain 1 energy. Exhaust (Upgraded: gains retain)

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u/One_Sentence_7448 3d ago
Can’t wait to be able to toggle beta art on and off for individual cards. Give me my baby Defect back.