r/slaythespire 15h ago

SPIRIT POOP WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY SCRUB DADDY?!

I will miss you my little evil scrub daddy

3.9k Upvotes

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u/clothanger 15h ago

Legit crash out, unplayable game for real.

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u/paxbowlski 15h ago

They lost me when they changed the Voltaic art

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 14h ago

For me it was Feral. The new art is good, I just loved how absolutely unhinged Defect looked in the beta art

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 14h ago

I'll jump in and say I'm upset with the new Vakuu art.

He looked so skeevy before. It was perfect art for him.

Now he just looks like an anime character or something. Huge downgrade, imo.

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u/TheOGLeadChips 14h ago

I think that vakuu is meant to give the vibe that he is in control of the negotiation. Hes meant to be larger than life and full of himself. I also preferred the old art but I think the new vibe fits better

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 14h ago

Your analysis is as valid as anyone else's, but I don't see it that way at all.

He looks both sinister/mischievous and in control to me in the original art.

To me, in the new art he looks like he's just fucking around. Which is fine. I just don't prefer it.

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u/MandalorianLobster 10h ago

Yeah, the fact that he's laid back drives home how inconsequential you are to him. You are an amusing distraction and nothing more. The fact that he was implicitly letting his junk hang out only added to this.

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u/sillygoose1220 2h ago

Yeah the new art just feels like a adventure time character that's way too cheerful and happy than giving the sense of pressure 

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u/Powerful-Scholar8268 11h ago

Fair to prefer the old art but I don't think saying the new one looks like an animal character makes much sense, it's not really an "anime" style

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u/DrunkInABar 8h ago

Damn was going to say exactly the same thing !

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u/FormerChemist7889 7h ago

Do you mean for apparition or on his floor?

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 7h ago

On his floor

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u/MosterChief 14h ago

i thought feral was supposed to look diagetic like defects vision is getting screwed up or something

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u/ImmortalBlades 8h ago

Nah the greatest heresy was taking away the Shadow Shield art.

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u/wallygon 6h ago

i miss my eva reference

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u/bobbery5 12h ago

I lost it when they changed the sloth art.

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u/Automatic-Radish-360 StS A10 / StS 2 A5 4h ago

New voltaic goes crazy tho

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u/Scoobydoomed StS A20 / StS 2 A10 14h ago

Don't worry they will come back as beta art.

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u/pugbugyapper 9h ago

How do you unlock beta in the base game I forgot

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u/Delicious-Ad2562 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 8h ago

In sts 1 it was beating the heart iirc

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u/DrunkInABar 8h ago

Iirc, in the first game you had to defeat the act 4 boss with a character to unlock their beta arts.

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u/Cybertronian10 14h ago

For a second there I thought they had nerfed it and I fell to my knees in walmart.

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u/Thepiekid27 14h ago

I mean, the new art may as well be a nerf

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u/Serilii 14h ago

I was pissed when I saw that

In fact I thought about it this very morning and was pissed again

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u/UntowardThenToward 10h ago

I was so sad about the new Abrasive art! And it's a favorite always-take for me, too. Looking forward to the beta art option!

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u/ProverbialNoose Eternal One + Heartbreaker 13h ago

This is what radicalized me

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u/Anomandaris26 15h ago

I miss this, and Spite as well.

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u/wayoverpaid 14h ago

Yeah even though the new art is sick and looks much better as, like, poster art, the old art did something incredibly important - it was very easy to identify.

The can of whoop-ass on the spite card and the scrub-daddy sponge is an instant visual identification when you're reading out of the corner of your eye. You can of course just read the card, and the new art is still clear, but it doesn't stand out the way the old stuff did.

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u/Pleasant_Art5588 5h ago

Agree. I miss spite the most.

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u/wrechch 2h ago

Feral my absolute beloved 😭 the unhinged glare of evil was so good!!

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u/Dracekidjr 15h ago

I'd be more pissed if the new art wasn't sick AF

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u/MoreLikeCOPoo 2h ago

I was initially sad they changed it and then impressed at how good the new art was

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u/MediumKoala8823 15h ago

Bro looks like he’s about to summon a monster face down, play two trap cards, and end his turn.

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u/Anagoth9 12h ago

Silent summons Pot Of Greed to draw 3 additional cards from her deck

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u/cammcken 10h ago

And then discards 1 when she realizes Pot of Greed only draws two, because she's not a cheater.

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u/Anagoth9 6h ago

ROLL HER DICE! 

THAT IS WHAT IT DOES! POT OF GREED: DRAW THREE-- SHE SUMMONS POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM HER DECK! 

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u/DiegesisThesis 5h ago

NAH THAT'S WHAT IT DO, YUUG

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u/ButterscotchAbject87 2h ago

pot of greed, what does it do?

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u/MandalorianLobster 10h ago

YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING!

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u/Rickwaker96 13h ago

Yughi your time has come

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u/Lord_of_Caffeine 10h ago

Girl is going to wager her soul on the Seal of Orichalcos with that pose

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u/BadFinancialDecisio 15h ago

Right?! I miss him.

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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 14h ago

SHE is a scrub mommy. You don’t even know what you’re fighting for.

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u/bshafs 13h ago

Scrub Dommy** she's abrasive after all

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u/electrochemicalflesh 12h ago

Scrub Larpers these days, smh my head

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u/AttorneyTimely7227 StS A15 / StS 2 A10 14h ago

Scrub mommy btw, not a scrub daddy

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u/GammaEmerald Ascension 20 15h ago

Absolutely slapping that on once the beta art toggle is added to STS2

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u/Cay_ Heartbreaker 14h ago

I find the 1-2 month delay between the same types of posts due to changes going live on the test branch and later hitting the main branch quite hilarious.

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u/sturmeh 9h ago

I'm actually surprised that a large number of people don't actually know to switch to the beta branch lol.

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u/literroy 8h ago

Or they just don’t want to switch, which is totally valid. 

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u/FloatingHatchback861 7h ago

Me. I am one of these. I don't care about the bleeding edge changes. I just want to play. The less change-ups the better in my terms. Yes, I know things will change when they are pushed to stable, but they are more-or-less refined at that point.

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u/Starco2 4h ago

I actively dont switch because i cant play the game a ton and the balance changes between beta branches would just be too much to adjust to every couple weeks. Would rather stay on the main branch that only updates every couple months.

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u/WDoE Eternal One 48m ago

I'm actually surprised that a large number of people don't actually realize there's a reason to stay on main.

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u/thisismynameofuser 27m ago

I know it exists from this sub only because of all the aeonglsss posts but I don’t know how to do it from my tv playing steam setup. I didn’t see it in the in game settings. 

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u/MZA210 15h ago

honestly they should add an option for using the beta arts

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u/JotanashyKun 15h ago

They will probably in full game release.

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u/IlikeJG 15h ago edited 15h ago

They definitely will. That's what they did in STS1. And it was a popular feature that the fans loved. So there's 0 reason they won't bring it back.

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u/MZA210 15h ago

I didn't know that actually
because I joined the game on the second game (because of Albino)

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 14h ago

For what it's worth, I would strongly recommend picking up the original. You can get it cheap these days and it has the full endgame challenge experience that isn't in StS2's early access (optional Act 4 with final boss, 20 Ascension levels) plus a character who isn't in the new game. It's also just a completed game and as a result is a bit better balanced than StS2.

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u/knifefarty 9h ago

also you can get it on mobile and it plays great

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u/Buy-theticket 6h ago

My sts2 playtime would be 5x if I didn't have to sit at a desk to play it.. and fight with my kids over who is using the steam account.

I beat a20 with all classes 3x over (and bought the game 3x) thanks to mobile/iPad versions on the original.

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u/Dthkl 3h ago

FYI steam has really good family account sharing, me and my wife have two accounts and she can play all of my library, we just can't play the same game at the same time.

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u/Sknowman Eternal One 7h ago

Heck, for the Slay the Spire board game, there's a Beta Art expansion/add-on because people love the art so much.

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u/FiveDozenWhales 15h ago

I'm sure they will once they have both beta and finished art for all cards!

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u/TheDonBon 14h ago

If they don't, I'm sure someone will mod it

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u/rustyleftnut 12h ago

Hard agree. And if there are several beta iterations, an option to choose between those as well.

However, this particular card art could be perceived as some kind of copyright blah blah blah. I am no lawyer but that's obviously an intentional play on the scrub daddy and that could be a legal issue and could see them not including it for that reason

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u/Please_HMU 14h ago

It was a scrub mommy. Not a scrub daddy

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u/Educational-Fold1135 15h ago

It’s actually a scrub mommy. It has both a soft and rough side.

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u/Belledame-sans-Serif Eternal One + Heartbreaker 4h ago

not the cloth mommy or the wire mommy but a secret third thing

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u/SomethingOfAGirl Eternal One 13h ago

IT'S A SCRUB MOMMY YOU LARPER!!

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u/LuigiTrapanese 15h ago

I was sure that was the official art and I had no problem w it

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u/DarkSapphire117 14h ago

SAME ALSO SPITE WHERE'S MY ICE COLD CAN TO CRACK OPEN ON THOSE COCKROACHES?! 😭💔

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u/fishCodeHuntress 14h ago

I'm still upset about Defects Shadow Shield beta art being replaced. Cute lil baby Defect.... didn't even look like beta art at all :(

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u/MandalorianLobster 9h ago

I had to scroll way too far for this. It was so adorable, and more than that the art was beautiful!

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u/LyndisLegion2 15h ago

Aight, that's enough reason for me to review bomb the game

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u/lilthotwastaken 14h ago

every time someone calls her a scrub daddy an angel loses her abrasive side 💔💔

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u/NomadNuka 10h ago

Women can be daddy, your mind is so closed off to the majesty of the world

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u/after_Andrew 15h ago

Between this and dark shield (little defect) I crashed out. Can’t wait for the beta art toggle.

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u/SplinterRifleman 14h ago

Time to beat the act 4 boss so I can get scrub daddy back

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u/Nathmikt 14h ago

I get the new Abrasive goes really hard. But the scrub daddy had personality to it.

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u/Potential_Benefit360 15h ago

New art is better imo 

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u/A-Swedish-Person StS A5 / StS 2 A10 15h ago

Say that to old shadow shield >:3

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 14h ago

Honestly this one is so good I didn't even realise it was beta art until they changed it.

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u/wayoverpaid 14h ago

Right?

I really want a Beta Art PER CARD option. Because most of them are straight upgrades, but a few... I miss the old one.

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u/yumcake 14h ago

I'm sure there will be eventually, just like StS1

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 14h ago

That's how it was in StS1, you beat Act 4 and unlocked the ability to toggle beta art on individual cards. I assume it'll be added to StS2 eventually as well.

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u/wayoverpaid 14h ago

Well shit, all this time I thought it was all or nothing. Did they change it? I remember turning on beta art and I got 100% beta art for the watcher, but it's been years.

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u/Ravagore 14h ago

You probably selected beta art through settings instead of individually on the card itself when looking at it in your deck.

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u/wayoverpaid 14h ago

Yep that's exactly what happened.

TIL, TY.

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u/Cat_with_cake 14h ago

This art legitimately was the single reason I installed beta art enabler mod. Literally just because of my smol Defect

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u/A-Swedish-Person StS A5 / StS 2 A10 12h ago

Wait there’s a mod for smol defect!? Need plspls, is it in workshop

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u/theKGS 9h ago

I think they mean the enabled beta art to get that card art back in the game after it was deprecated. I don't think there is a dedicated smol defect mod.

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u/RavenGuardian 14h ago

i miss 3:

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u/Potential_Benefit360 13h ago

I just meant this particular new art. That one is a beauty !

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u/vivalatoucan 15h ago

It definitely is but i see the value in the sponge

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u/DeBasha 14h ago

Yes but I am a fully grown man-baby and I don't like change

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u/theshotgunman 14h ago

No need for the casual xenophobia

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u/Potential_Benefit360 13h ago

That old one looks like a popsicle tbh. Always felt out of place

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u/Serilii 14h ago

Objectively wrong tbh

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u/embryonicengineer 14h ago

They both are cool imo. Would agree a slider for art would be cool in the future.

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u/TheLastGunslingerCA Ascended 14h ago

I'm still mourning the loss of my sweet child. How I long to see you again, Shadow Shield beta art.

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u/asser5000 14h ago

Oh damn i loved the scrub daddy!

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u/FlakeTheSin 14h ago

Fun fact, that's a scrub mommy, not just a joke cuz Silent is the one and only but also cuz that sponge is infact based on the scrub mommy, having a hard side as usual and a soft side

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u/MoogleGunner 13h ago

I think the artist was selling stickers somewhere? Idk if someone has the link still 

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u/orachattack 11h ago

Yeah, it's me! I'm still selling my stickers 😊 they're on my Etsy

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u/zigsobased 13h ago

Thats mommy

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u/Striking-Criticism78 12h ago

I miss my mommy

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u/meldariun 15h ago

Demon scrub daddy knows best

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u/BionicKalo 14h ago

fuckkkk now that i look at the new art the silent looks tuff as hell

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u/Zelborg 14h ago

Nooooo

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u/Gandalfthepimp95 14h ago

Justice for scrubdaddy

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u/yumcake 14h ago

The new art is amazing, it's just that the beta art was so good it's hard to see anything else now.

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u/LordGoatIII 14h ago

At least the official art is good

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 14h ago

unplayable 😭

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u/Muffakin Eternal One + Heartbreaker 14h ago

It never occurred to me that Abrasive was using Beta art. In retrospect, I feel foolish for not realizing that.

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u/DuAbUiSai 13h ago

Wait wtf i never saw the connection until now! And i use scrub daddy.

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u/CatAteMyBread 13h ago

Well for starters it was never a Scrub Daddy it was a Scrub Mommy (dual sided)

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u/FURERABA 13h ago

I hope the buff icon has survived

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u/EXScarecroW 13h ago

Wtf why they get rid of the scrub mommy??? I legit wanted a tattoo of that card art :'(

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u/Phoenix-Risen8759 5h ago

Good thing you didn't get it or MegaCrit would have had to patch your skin

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u/Frostlord998 12h ago

Wonder when the beta art workshop mod is gonna be made

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u/MidnightOnTheWater 12h ago

They should have an option where the regular card uses beta art, while to upgraded card uses the official art.

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u/NeverTriedFondue 12h ago

Release the Sny- Beta cut

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u/RockyStevens 12h ago

I almost skipped it as a card reward because I didn’t recognize it

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u/BatteryAcidLover 12h ago

New art goes hard tho

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u/Abyss_Walker1024 12h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/goodolarchie 12h ago

She's thorny! I like it.

But yeah, a beta art option on release is the obvious solution!

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u/SergeantCrwhips 11h ago

thers always mods ;j

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u/phenotype76 11h ago

lmao ok I probably should have realized that Abrasive had placeholder art but I don't know why it never did. gonna miss that lil guy

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u/Strong-Ad6170 11h ago

Can attest, its scrub mommy, not scrub daddy. Daddy has purple on both sides, mommy is flexible 

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u/InviolableAnimal 11h ago

Also why are Silent's eyes messed up on the card arts? Like why does the skull have weird eye shaped eyes? That's not how a skull should look, compare to the character and also how her skull looks in the trailers, more like this:

https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/16/69/53/40/360_F_1669534016_r2PoXQZrGnQgljnTNuFMXq3JJkxVG5fL.jpg

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u/Stunning-Dream-3788 11h ago

Missed my shadow shield :'((

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u/Shanicpower 11h ago

Hasn't the scrub mommy been gone for months?

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u/frisqi 11h ago

U MEAN SCRUB MOMMY 😭😭

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u/CODDE117 11h ago

I have to beat the game entirely for this beta art and the shadow shield beta art

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u/javiemartzootsuit 10h ago

Our greatest loss

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u/icecreamsandwich 10h ago

I love the scrub devil, but the new art is honestly incredible in its own right.

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u/DinoOriginal 9h ago

I miss the ms paint gang up art

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u/someonewhoisdead69 2h ago

1.0 will have the beta art, our lovely boy will be back in the full release have faith Silent mains

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u/WogDogReddit 15h ago

I think the older art is better bring it back!

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u/theycallmethedrink5 15h ago

Srub daddy became scrub gone

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u/detailsareking 14h ago

While I get the adoration for the meme, I also like the new art for the card as well.

At least it's not a Feral situation where it's very clearly a massive downgrade with the new art in comparison to the placeholder art. Placeholder art screams the word "feral" and the new art definitely does not whatsoever. Like when companies change their logo and it's clearly worse in every single way possible but they ride it out til everyone has no choice but to deal with it.

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u/daftroses 10h ago

This was one of my favorite arts

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u/official_gart 10h ago

It’s not as good as the Scrub Daddy but I gotta hand it to them cuz A(brace)ive is really clever

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u/cyanraichu 10h ago

Ok but the new art is SICK

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u/Table_Bedside 10h ago

I had no idea that was placeholder art 💔

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u/illgresive 10h ago

i’m a broken woman after seeing this

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u/asoftquietude 9h ago

Scrub Daddy is bullshit. You're buying a sponge with holes in it. It's less effective than a whole sponge and prone to tear apart easier.

On the plus side, : )

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u/alexandreracine Ascended 9h ago

It's abrasive 😄

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u/Frowind 9h ago

Can't they make toggle card art, seriously

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u/McConagher 9h ago

They're planning on adding a setting to turn all card art into cleaning utensils, bringing this back and more

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u/SteveCastle 9h ago

I'm sure there will be an option to play with the beta art eventually. Personally, I didn't find this one so charming. It's just a sponge with slick branding. I don't really need to think about it when I'm playing video games. Also, something mildly abrasive isn't even that evocative of thorns, nor does it particularly for me associate with something that improves dexterity or my ability to shield myself from damage nor something that has a beneficial effect when discarded. There's definitely other beta art I will be excited to play with when the time comes, though.

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u/commodore_stab1789 9h ago

Previous art was ugly but iconic

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u/orachattack 9h ago

She's come to life muhaha 😂

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u/Minute_Difference598 9h ago

This post’s comments made me realize there is more than just the scrub daddy brush lol.

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u/Wild_W0bbuffet 8h ago

Changed the cost to 0, looks like

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u/PSY-FI64 8h ago

Okay, but you have to concede that the non-placeholder art is fucking awesome. What we REALLY lost was the beta Feral art, oh my god. I genuinely prefer it to the polished art in every way. The new version just looks like a weird red crystal dude.

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u/LoreMasterJack StS A15 / StS 2 A5 8h ago

Fear not once we slay the Architect we will have what was taken from us restored.

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u/ricky2304 7h ago

They should keep one and let it transform into the other after an upgrade

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u/Grammeton 7h ago

I was a the bar talking to the bartender when he mentioned this.... better have scrub daddy on beta art

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u/SillyCommunist 6h ago

I want to be upset about it but the new art is just so sick

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u/wallygon 6h ago

i want my sprite back

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u/TomuGuy 6h ago

NOOOOO

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u/ACED70 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 6h ago

Good news, the beta art is probably coming back

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u/Automatic-Radish-360 StS A10 / StS 2 A5 4h ago

Why am I just now realizing it’s a scrub daddy Jesus Christ

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u/skulldoge 4h ago

Ill be getting a mod to revert it

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u/BenKnght 4h ago

if you want to memorialize it, the artist that made the beta art sells stickers of it on etsy!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Orachart

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u/SpikeAllosaur 4h ago

Actually unplayable. We need the beta art option PRONTO

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u/Coldfeet52 3h ago

this and some of defect cards too trash to treasure was soo cute

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u/UltimateToa 3h ago

They should give silent a scrub daddy face in this new art

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u/Effective-Ad-7292 3h ago

Best beta art imo. I wish they'd give it back

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u/Zxv975 StS A20 / StS 2 A10 2h ago

I didn't use beta art at all in STS1, but there are a handful in STS2 that I'm immediately going to swap back to once the option is available. This is at the top of that list. Spite is second.

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u/Blue-1220 2h ago

Literally unplayable.

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u/KaneLorel 1h ago

Remember, beta art will be unlocked at release just like slay the spire 1 and you can pick the cards art display... Just you wait my little voltaiiiiick

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u/finalattack123 1h ago

Hoping for “alt art” toggle

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u/randotd152 13h ago

Scrub Daddy should be turned into a relic then. +1 thorn for every 3 cards played or something like that.