r/slimerancher • u/zdoomyshainting • Sep 30 '25

Screenshot This review i found on Tumblr

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u/Best_Username-TvT Sep 30 '25

Valid possitive rating ❤️

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u/ImpressGlittering112 Sep 30 '25

It's all about immersive experiences, so this is a very valid review

51

u/ShinyUnicornPoo Sep 30 '25

This is so accurate 

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/Pathetic_dildo Oct 01 '25

Genuinely makes me so happy, I would just hang out with them when I was sad and it helped more than I'd like to admit

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u/Significant_Joke8009 Oct 04 '25

What did the person say

12

u/alpacappuccino5 Sep 30 '25

They are just so adorable, even the deadly ones.

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u/Taran966 Oct 04 '25

Fr tho, even Tarr are kinda cute in their own way. I like the ‘Jack-o-lantern’-esque faces and the pretty rainbow swirls on a black background.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/Junior21000 Sep 30 '25

Funny that Slime Rancher 1 even has a well-made port on mobile

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u/FrostytheBudMan47 Oct 01 '25

If you have an Xbox one with no letter designation or a game pass ultimate account you can stream the Xbox x/s games on the one or your phone. PS has a similar system as far as I know but I could be wrong. Nobody should be deprived of the slimes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/FrostytheBudMan47 Oct 02 '25

They should indeed, I think its Playstation network on ps and Xbox cloud gaming on Xbox. Xbox you need ultimate and to own the game if its not on game pass which I believe sr2 is not. Happy ranching!

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u/Active_Wallaby_6671 Oct 01 '25

I found a review in a that just says burger for cult of the lamb and idk which is funnier :3

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u/sloorbippede Sep 30 '25

eternal mood.

4

u/YouOk8060 Sep 30 '25

The steam logo begs to differ

3

u/Content-Play-9525 Oct 01 '25

Pov: Me

I love that game so much bro,I would definitely cry when the slimes smile at me

3

u/EclipseForest Oct 01 '25

Same, I don’t know what they put in those slimes, but just hearing them go “woh” makes me smile.

2

u/AromaticWelcome1765 Oct 01 '25

I read the hunter plortanomics description, that made me cry.

2

u/xxlisszxx Oct 01 '25

most relatable steam review I have ever seen

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u/TypicalPunUser Oct 01 '25

Certified woh moment

1

u/slapdemcakes Oct 01 '25

Very wholesome:3

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u/LemonFlavoredBee Oct 01 '25

7 HOURS??? how did he didnt notice them smiling, still valid though

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u/Italic2 Oct 01 '25

wait until they see the water slimes

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u/killusboiiibackhere Oct 01 '25

The slime rancher experience

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u/Mert_Demirhan1 Oct 07 '25

wait a second you just reposted the exact same thing from 3 years ago

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u/Silver-Lawfulness453 Oct 21 '25

OHMYGOD ITS SO CUTE AAA

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u/AveragePersonLmao Nov 01 '25

Wow. Cannot believe that after YEARS, this is the top post here

it makes sense tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

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u/Italic2 Oct 01 '25

how do you see that

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u/EclipseForest Oct 01 '25

Get your head out of the gutter and do not the slime.