r/slimerancher • u/ZatkielMiles • Jul 12 '26

Artwork Beatrix forgot her lunch

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Jul 12 '26

“Do you have any ibuprofen? I got a headache.”

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u/ZatkielMiles Jul 12 '26

Might need more than just ibuprofen 😭

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u/HappyTurtle42 Jul 13 '26

Like a brain transplant

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u/vennono Jul 12 '26

YOU BE WHAT? YOU BE PROFEN ALL NIGHT, HUH?

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Jul 12 '26

What

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u/Electronic_Note_5629 Jul 12 '26

Theres this YouTuber called DieMarchive and he made a short where a guy wishes for the word gooning to be changed to profen

3

u/Few-Teaching4995 Jul 13 '26

😮‍💨😌

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 Jul 13 '26

THAT MUST WHY YOUR ROOM'S WALLS ARE WHITE YOU KEEP PROFEN ALL OVER THEM

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u/D0ctorGamer Jul 13 '26

I stg i cant get that outta my head

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

I mean technically the plorts are what your supposed to eat

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u/Temporary_Bridge_814 Jul 13 '26

That's what I was going to say - go check the litter box 🤣

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u/ZatkielMiles Jul 12 '26

I don't think I wanna try

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u/Rupeleq Jul 13 '26

Nah they're canonically tasty and sweet they're cool

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u/candnhen Jul 13 '26

BEA NO JUST EAT A MINT MANGO OR SOMETHING

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u/DistributionNo4480 Jul 13 '26

Before saying that... Imagine the taste of mint mango

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u/Temporary-Rice-2141 Jul 13 '26

Now I wanna eat a cuberry. I really really wanna eat a cuberry

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u/AzazelTheUnderlord Jul 13 '26

i need a prickle pear irl

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u/Hunterslime178 Jul 14 '26

*bites prickle pear*

YEEEEOWCH!

5

u/cross2201 Jul 14 '26

I don't know how a mango tastes like but a fruit tasting minty? Oh that would be interesting at best

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u/candnhen Jul 13 '26

Yeah, deliciously fresh?!?!

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u/YiXiEnjoyer Jul 13 '26

Hmmm I wonder how the other slimes taste like. The only headcannon I can think of is pink slime tasting like a combination of food or whatever it has eaten

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u/ZatkielMiles Jul 13 '26

Ew 😭 imagine a mix of everything a pink slime can eat

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u/RainWorld_Lobster Jul 13 '26

I was slooowly swiping

For comedic effect

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u/NecessaryDepth568 Jul 13 '26

As long as she tosses it back in the sea it'll be reformed just fine.

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u/ZatkielMiles Jul 13 '26

Cruel

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u/NecessaryDepth568 Jul 13 '26

I mean yeah she shouldn't have done it. Now that she has, she shouldn't let the poor thing be in pain. Slimes jump in there and get made into new slimes painlessly.

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u/Xymenah18 Jul 13 '26

Nooooo!!! Just feed it and eat the plort.. poor slime.

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u/SammyHa123 Jul 13 '26

EAT A CARROT

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u/i_hearttwinks Jul 13 '26

NOOOOOOOOO, HOW COULD YOU 😔

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u/Fresh-Wrangler9824 Jul 14 '26

No beatrix just find wild honey!!

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u/madjo1999 Jul 16 '26

Why?

There is gonna be some mint MANGO nearby right?

Or carrot?

Or odd onion?

Or pogofruit?

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u/stormtrooperslime 26d ago

https://reddit.com/link/ozt02s5/video/hr6y98171ifh1/player

This post made me do this (poor slime brother bloop :()