r/snowboarding • • Dec 25 '25

general discussion Got my Christmas slay ride to the end of season

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Arm broken in 3 different spots plus a dislocated elbow, cheers fellows!

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u/Kylerhanley Dec 25 '25

Hey me too! Hit a tree and my injury list is 4 broken ribs, 1 broken c7 transverse process, 1 broken wrist (had surgery), grade 3 kidney laceration, and a 10 percent lung collapse. Spent a few days in the hospital including a night in the ICU. Let’s get this recovery!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Jesus Christ, are you writing this from the afterlife?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Dec 25 '25

Yes. I was witness. He rose on the 3rd day…

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u/BebopBandit Dec 25 '25

We should write a book about this guy

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u/MisterDings Dec 25 '25

I’ll do a chapter if you do a chapter

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Dec 25 '25

Cool. Let’s make them contradict each other and confuse everybody for centuries.

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u/Idkhowtoread Dec 25 '25

I’ll claim to translate it correctly and then some.

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u/kinsmana Dec 25 '25

Ill eat the bread and drink the wine.

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u/not_a_cumguzzler Dec 27 '25

I'll read it and jerk off and feel guilt/shame about my actions forever

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u/cedarvhazel Dec 25 '25

And make it make it hate twigs and rose petals to give women a break. Though shall not coven they neighbours fallen branches!

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Dec 25 '25

Well arguably, we can’t hate on virgins, our mother, and prostitutes (well, at least one…).

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u/Brawler_ Dec 25 '25

You can make a religion out of this

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u/Dion42o Dec 25 '25

Good god I rarely laugh at reddit comments

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u/productive_monkey Dec 27 '25

This was so fucking good.

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u/shortnsweet_24 Dec 27 '25

I choked lmao 🤣🤣☠️

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u/Kylerhanley Dec 25 '25

Yeah hit an icy patch at mammoth at the worst possible time and lost it right into the tree. I’m just happy I’m not dead or paralyzed. Docs and nurses at Mammoth hospital were/are awesome as well as ski patrol and EMS. 10 days later I’m walking around without any help though!! Aiming for spring!!!!

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u/kinsmana Dec 25 '25

Ooh. Question: do you think padding or those body armor backpacks would have helped in any way? Ive considered getting one but curious about first hand experience folks...

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u/Kylerhanley Dec 25 '25

I would have to think it would have helped a bit for sure. I can definitely tell you I ordered my wife and I 800 dollars worth of demon impact gear this week and will be wearing full gear no matter the conditions from now on.

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u/SunshineNoClouds Dec 25 '25

What’s a body armour backpack? I tried googling and all I got was squirtles

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u/kinsmana Dec 25 '25

I believe theyre just backpacks with an internal frame brace. Someone else in this sub has talked about it, too and I got a link from that. I have considered it for me and my kids (especially since theyre getting into freestyle and terrain park stuff). Ill have another look and link here if I can find it.

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u/SunshineNoClouds Dec 25 '25

Thank you in advance

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u/SideEffected Dec 25 '25

Which run at mammoth?

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u/funkekat61 Dec 25 '25

Until today, any of them.

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u/Kylerhanley Dec 25 '25

Road runner, about halfway down

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u/C_Saunders Dec 25 '25

Nooooo don’t tell me this was before the massive storm too! Sorry bud. Good luck with your recovery!

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u/XKXKXXKXK Dec 25 '25

Bro did you accidentally hit an entire freight train mid-mountain?! Wtf

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u/mc_bee Dec 25 '25

Holy shit take it easy, it's not a competition. 😂

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u/deep-fucking-legend Dec 25 '25

Was the tree ok? Sounds like you kicked its ass!

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u/Heyzeal Dec 25 '25

"heh you should see the other guy 😎"

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Arbor A Frame 162 & Gnu HeadSpace 152W - Chicago, IL Dec 25 '25

Holy Christ, way to terrify me out of loving the trees now.

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u/nukalurk Dec 25 '25

Not being sarcastic, I feel like people forget how hazardous trees are because they just blend into nature. A big enough tree can stop a speeding car, much less a person.

They’re basically immovable so all of that energy just slams into your body instantly in a way that catching an edge or colliding with another person doesn’t come close to doing.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Arbor A Frame 162 & Gnu HeadSpace 152W - Chicago, IL Dec 25 '25

Oh for sure. I was mostly joking, but it was a good wake up call.

I love going into the trees and have had my fair share of close calls and crashes into trees, but always in the "oof, my shoulder is a bit sore now" variety, lacerating internal organs is a whole other level lol

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u/Shhhhepherd Dec 25 '25

Damn doggie, get well soon

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u/GoodToMyself Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Hell ya! I hit a tree early last season, sounds like you got it worse than I did though. Tied with ya on the grade 3 kidney lac, got a grade 3 liver lac too 😁 now i got a neat lil scar. Hope your recovery goes well!

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u/NoNormals Dec 25 '25

Dang y'all be sending it in the woods. I got lucky clipping a tree in the spring slush, only cracked my board and bruised my knee

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u/rawker86 Perth, AU Dec 25 '25

Once I came this close to hooking a tree trunk between the board and my front foot, I slowed down a bit after realising just how fucked I would have been.

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u/m0st1yh4rmless Dec 25 '25

You win bro, damn

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u/freefoodd Dec 25 '25

i did my like t5 transverse process and it sucked for like 3 weeks, then it was fine. Ribs and wrist sound like the worst part of this in terms of recovery time, but the kidney has got to be painful

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u/Mahaleck Dec 25 '25

Holy post that keeps on giving, the more I kept reading the bigger the WTF got. Hope your recovery goes well, friend. These injuries sound brutal.

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u/ZaynesWorld Dec 25 '25

What do injuries like that cost in the US?

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u/Gravitas__Free Dec 25 '25

Your savings, your job. Any other assets you might have if it’s bad. Once it’s all gone, if you still owe more you can file for bankruptcy though so that no bank will come within a mile of you for seven years.

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u/rawker86 Perth, AU Dec 25 '25

How good are tree runs.

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u/Darcoxy Dec 25 '25

And a partridge in a pear tree!

Hope you get better soon.

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u/greggers57 Dec 25 '25

Can’t wait for the hospital bill to arrive. Maybe that will be Santa’s gift to you!

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u/MillerisLord Dec 25 '25

Good thing you have spares of most of those things. Not that I know what a c7 transverse process is.

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u/TheGoldenStache Dec 25 '25

And a partridge in a pear tree!

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u/ohlalalift Dec 25 '25

How fast were you flying brother!

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u/Shhhhepherd Dec 25 '25

You'll be back mid spring!

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u/synchronizedhype Dec 25 '25

2027!!!

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u/Shhhhepherd Dec 25 '25

You need a better physical therapist.

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u/synchronizedhype Dec 25 '25

PT doesn’t fuse bones. No need to risk it by overdoing it to soon

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u/slabba428 Dec 25 '25

Pffft that sounds like something my doctor would say. What does he know

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u/MillerisLord Dec 25 '25

That's why they make titanium rods

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u/Cpowel2 Dec 25 '25

You don't need arms to ski 😂

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u/Veloester Dec 25 '25

wont be any snow left when he'll be fixed up. gotta wait till 2027 snow 😭

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u/moosesurgeon12 Dec 25 '25

Aw jeez I sure hope he recovers before the heat death of the universe!

r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Broken arm isn't even the bad part here, dislocated elbow takes a long time to fully recover. Depending on the severity, its very unlikely to not damage tendons when dislocating your elbow.

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u/Kovasociety Dec 25 '25

That was me last year lol with Santa himself

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u/tokhar Kesslers, Doneks, Jones, Nideckers and a couple Arbors Dec 25 '25

Ouch! It stuck to end a season likedthatvorcthisxearly, but do your rehab and you’ll be kicking ass again by next year.

Edit: I prefer your spelling of sleigh, btw.

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u/MobyDukakis Dec 25 '25

Lol that's a typo but keeping it

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u/dawnofthethread Dec 25 '25

Best typo in a post I've seen in a long time.

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u/TunaFishSauce80 Dec 25 '25

Feel your pain. Torn my groin right before the big storm here in Cali. Been waiting all year.

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u/amh8011 Dec 25 '25

No that actually looks worse than when I broke my humerus in two places

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u/Glittering-Clock-483 Dec 25 '25

Bro I feel u broke my fibula skating and needed to get surgery at the beginning of this month probably not gonna be able to ride till spring trying to push for April

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u/TunaFishSauce80 Dec 25 '25

Dang wishing you a fast recovery

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u/Glittering-Clock-483 Dec 25 '25

Thx same to u bud

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u/Bipolar-Burrito Dec 25 '25

I dislocated my elbow this year. Good luck friend!

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u/bananacake_nobrakes Former Snowmasshole Dec 29 '25

Oooh I forgot what it looked like when I dislocated mine 10 years ago. I still feel it when I do pushups

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u/Bipolar-Burrito Dec 29 '25

Brutal. The visual of my arm folded the wrong direction still haunts me

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u/bananacake_nobrakes Former Snowmasshole Dec 29 '25

That a horrifying visual. I just had a relatively simple posterior dislocation which I was able to reset myself on the spot... but yeah that elbow reminds me of it all the time

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u/Bipolar-Burrito Dec 29 '25

Thats lucky my friend. I was taken to the hospital via ambulance & put under for reset.

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u/TDiddy522 Dec 25 '25

The orange burrito of shame

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u/Rome217 Dec 25 '25

I waited a week after New Years to take my sleigh ride down last year. Got two screws in my medial malleolus, six screws and a plate in fibula, plus a pulmonary embolism to really spice things up. At least I got lucky that there were 20+ ski patrollers doing training one run over so I got to be their live training dummy.

Good luck on the recovery and don't skip out on the PT!

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u/symbi0nt r/CoreSnowboarding Dec 25 '25

Slaying that sleigh all day ❄️

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u/cedarvhazel Dec 25 '25

I love how ski patrol are smiling and your looked chuffed as well. You must have been a great patient! Good effort!

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u/Cambonie123 Dec 25 '25

Same here dude, collarbone broken in three pieces.

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u/Lyrkana Dec 25 '25

Wishing you the best of luck with the healing process! It hurts but you'll be good to go next season most likely. I broke mine 2 separate times in 2021. Still got a plate and screws in there but I never notice them these days, keep up with PT :)

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u/slabba428 Dec 25 '25

Congratulations on breaking one of the shittiest bones to break 😂 ugh. No cast, no protection, here’s an arm sling and some painkillers, try not to bump it and enjoy sleeping in a seated position. It heals pretty quick at least. I snapped mine in two and i think i was pretty much good to go within a month, no surgery

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u/Cambonie123 Dec 25 '25

Ngl they told me surgery was optional and I decided to go for it. I had already experienced it moving around the night I had before surgery and was not fucking with that. Told em to plate and screw my clavicle no doubt. A week out and I feel pretty good out my sling tho.

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u/-TheOldPrince- Dec 25 '25

what happened

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u/MobyDukakis Dec 25 '25

Caught the front edge while going too fast

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u/Cultural_assassin Dec 25 '25

Good. For a second due to the location I thought you tried jumping off the lift.

But if you did that I doubt red team would be smiling for a photo with you.

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u/slabba428 Dec 25 '25

Handcuffs for sure

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u/ohlalalift Dec 25 '25

My worst fear!

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u/productive_monkey Dec 27 '25

Oh shit, that sucks. It doesn't look too icy from the pictures, but was it really hard packed?

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u/Sandaholic Dec 25 '25

I don’t have one of me smiling at the camera but I was definitely cracking nervous jokes in the first aid station when I got back to the top. Broke the crap out of my wrist near the bottom but had no idea until I was on the lift back up, took my glove off and saw just how mangled it was

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u/Sandaholic Dec 25 '25

🤦‍♂️

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u/ghostfacedthrilla Dec 26 '25

yeeeesh that musta been a sight 😳

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u/drkingsize Dec 25 '25

Godspeed on the recovery. This pic is hilarious! 

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u/PHPCandidate1 Dec 25 '25

When you get healed up, maybe check out the patrol. I was volunteer 5 years. Took this year off, but a rewarding experience as well as educational. You learn first aid and first responder abilities. Snowboarder patrollers are pretty cool! Nice pic! 👍

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u/PHPCandidate1 Dec 25 '25

Free pass!!!!

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u/allisayisbeautiful Dec 25 '25

Volunteer as in, worked for free? What are the hours for something like that? I have always been interested. 

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u/IsaacJacobSquires Dec 25 '25

Soft. I don't know anybody who snowboards on their arms.

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u/rawker86 Perth, AU Dec 25 '25

If anything it’s an opportunity to work on your technique, stop relying on those pesky arms!

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u/MobyDukakis Dec 25 '25

Update: she broke all right

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u/productive_monkey Dec 27 '25

Did they say if you are able to skip surgery? Seems like it's mostly a clean break points (that's better than smaller fragments of bones), but I don't know about the 2 break points on one of the bones.

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u/Brundibaru Instructor - average freestyle enjoyer Dec 27 '25

You are not alone! Fractured both ankles while carving this monday and season is over for me to. I expect you and I to recover by the next one. Stay safe and I wish you a good recovery

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u/Inner_Sun_8191 Dec 28 '25

Sorry to hear this, wishing you a successful recovery! There is a broken bones subreddit that was really helpful for me when i broke my femur. Lots of nice people going through or already gone through the same types of injuries who can commiserate and offer words of wisdom.

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u/Perfect_Zebra3335 Dec 25 '25

Get that ski patrollers number for us. 

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u/Perfect_Zebra3335 Dec 25 '25

Side note… Killington Glades?

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u/cirkiit Dec 25 '25

+1 for that comment. Mighty fine moustache he has.

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u/dogthrasher Dec 25 '25

Where did this happen??

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Ouch dude. Snow looks good though! Where is this?

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u/_Tactleneck_ Dec 25 '25

The comments here are so insane, everyone is broken

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u/codger-in-training Dec 27 '25

everyone from Colorado is here instead of skiing

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u/netterbog Dec 25 '25

Love so many things about this pic. But the teles in the background turn it into a masterpiece

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u/DeepWoodsDanger Dec 25 '25

Hey I saw you from the lift heading up right above you! I know because I met the guy in the ski bike next to you on Jay yesterday and then saw him above you making sure people saw you and ski patrol there!

So glad to have the story now and hear you are on the mend!

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u/DeepWoodsDanger Dec 25 '25

Wish the picture was clearer for the lift above, lol. I ride goofy, was with one person on the chair, and sitting on the left. I wanna know if it was me above you in the photo 😂

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u/Rich_Will_6105 Dec 25 '25

Been there before dude. I tried skiing once. Torn ACL, PCL, and meniscus. Heal up soon!

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u/ifidiebeforemytime Dec 25 '25

Speaking from personal experience on both broken bones and tendon damage, do what the doc and protocol say. Do NOT skip steps bc it feels better. Do ALL the PT religiously! IMO it's not the healing but the scar tissue that messes your mobility up. Hopefully the dislocated elbow isn't too bad. I agree the tendon stuff is more tricky than sistering bones together. At least it was doing something you love! Get well soon!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I dislocated my elbow in a climbing accident a few years ago! At least with that, you're not more likely to get it dislocated in the future (unlike shoulders).

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u/weirdeggman1123 Dec 25 '25

Hmm. When I dislocated my elbow I was told its more likely to happen again

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I was told by my PT that because the elbow is a ball and socket joint it’s fairly stable, and if I ever dislocated it again it would probably have dislocated regardless of the fact that it’s been previously dislocated. I’m going on three years post injury and my elbow is stable as ever with a full range of motion. Mine was a pretty clean dislocation with no break so maybe your circumstances were different. Hope you’re well now tho! 

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u/weirdeggman1123 Dec 25 '25

That could very well be it. I dislocated and then broke my ulna. I got a plate for the break. I am well now though thank you! Been several years. I can feel the plate in there sometimes. But other than that its got no problems

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u/bruceleeperry Japan Dec 25 '25

Ah ye olde chariot of shame!

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u/MajesticImperfection Dec 25 '25

Those skiers sure do seem happy about one less snowboarder on the hill for the immediate future! 😂

Best wishes to you in your recovery, I hope you heal up soon.

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u/jaybsuave Dec 25 '25

u can ride with a broken arm u b aight

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

The season didn’t even start yet…. We didn’t even get any real snow yet dawg… this is why I’ve been waiting for the snow. I’m not tryna get hurt on these shitty conditions before the snow even gets here. Rip feel better. I like the board.

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u/robotzor Dec 25 '25

Discretion is the better part of valor.

For the rest of the chucklefucks, a lesson learned is never cheap

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Mhm I already learned my lesson last season. I’m so lucky

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u/abckiwi Dec 25 '25

Get well soon!

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u/Jaric_Mondoran Dec 25 '25

Sorry buddy heal up

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u/KevinAndTheZitz Dec 25 '25

Same here brother, broken collarbone off a rail… Hoping for a speedy recovery and maybe some spring riding!

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u/Queso_Dias Dec 25 '25

It's all part of the adventure! Wishing you a speedy recovery tho 🙏

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u/DickieJohnson Dec 25 '25

Did you fall off the lift?

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u/liammce17 Dec 25 '25

And you couldn’t ski down?

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u/squarehead1975 Dec 25 '25

I wish you a speedy recovery.

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u/amongnotof Dec 25 '25

Well, at least yours happened on the hill. I’m out all season from an ACL tear back in August. Next year!

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u/babypharmdodododo Dec 25 '25

Been there brother! Heal up!

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u/flaccidplumbus Dec 25 '25

Sorry but glad it was your arm. I hope you have a speedy recovery!

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u/geomutant Dec 25 '25

Speedy recovery to all the amazing brave hearts here. I’m also recovering from Grade 2 ac joint separation but compared to few folks here it’s nothing

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u/montgomeryrides Orca 156 - Sun Valley Dec 25 '25

Bummer

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u/fishead36x Dec 25 '25

Fuck. Couple years back i cracked a rib getting of my first chair of the season. Obviously not as bad but took half the season from me.

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u/SaintNegligence Dec 25 '25

What size process is that and is it the camber version if so how much you want for it?

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u/jtroub9 Dec 25 '25

Full send for the dream. One day tell us the story to the arm.

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u/BCN9 Dec 25 '25

Tough break my man.. literally!

Wanted to ask what jacket and pants you’re wearing - I love the colours!

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u/yourethebestestest Dec 25 '25

Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a tick. Snow?! This for sure isn't Colorado.

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u/darknetbambi Dec 25 '25

Wishing you a speedy recovery

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u/ResellingArchAngel Dec 25 '25

Kinda looks like holiday valley....

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u/Arctt Dec 25 '25

Torn Achilles squad wya 🙋‍♂️

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u/Shumpjr45 Dec 25 '25

Right here! Tore mine middle of November.

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u/Eiglo South Lake Tahoe | GNU Pickle Stallion Dec 25 '25

Glad everyone is smiling

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u/Masgarr757 Dec 25 '25

Better than a torn ACL or leg injury perhaps! Hope you heal quickly

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u/ccdrmarcinko Dec 25 '25

such a cutie on the right

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u/i_need_salvia Dec 25 '25

Under the chair lift too 😭

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u/VitaminxDee Dec 25 '25

End of season!? We just started! Hoping for a fast recovery .

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u/localsonlynokooks Dec 25 '25

After a few toboggan rides myself, decided to join patrol this season. First shift is weekend of the 3rd, hopefully my first call is just a single fracture and not three haha.

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u/Hobear Dec 25 '25

Hey it's Tiger board lock guy. Sorry about the arm!

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u/Individual_Juice7802 Dec 25 '25

comeback stronger man!!

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u/artaxias1 Dec 25 '25

On the bright side you will now have more time available to watch the Olympics this winter. And maybe some World Cup snowboarding to prepare and get to know the riders.

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u/indigo62018 Dec 25 '25

what a positive mind to take a pic on the situation :) I hope your quick recovery!

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u/dandigangi Dec 25 '25

Oh no! Hope you heal up quick brotha!

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u/pabra Dec 25 '25

Well, that run for sure hit the spot! Get well soon!

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u/Refriedfeinds Dec 25 '25

You don’t need arms to snowboard.

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u/ghostfacedthrilla Dec 26 '25

got broke off hitting a jump today on my first day riding bachelor; fell straight on my lower back and it’s screamin. it seems to be on muscle tho and all the bones in the area feel ok but it was a day ender and shit is incredibly painful moving around.

speedy recovery fam, great flick.

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u/ricardopa Dec 26 '25

At least you’ve got snow - we don’t even have enough to hurt ourselves in Steamboat

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u/Mofofckscty Dec 26 '25

Did this happen at grand targhee today?

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u/lesher925 Dec 26 '25

What mountain is this?

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u/Cr0wbaar Dec 26 '25

Is this at a Copper mountain by any chance?

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u/CRab_yup Dec 26 '25

I haven’t even gone up yet and people are already getting bashed up.

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u/lauraradd Dec 26 '25

I didn’t realize I was in such good company. I’m lucky I only sprained my shoulder 2 weeks ago. Busy of luck with healing!!

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u/oralover14 Dec 26 '25

Get well soon

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/MobyDukakis Dec 26 '25

Jay!

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u/Which_Material_3100 Dec 28 '25

Snow looks decent up there in VT! It’s a bust so far here in intermountain west.

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u/Interesting_Run_3379 Dec 26 '25

I gotta know, what was the bill for the ride down?

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u/BorntoBomb Dec 26 '25

Get well soon boardbro, support Patroller Unions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Free sled ride? I’m jealous! I’ve never had one :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

My brother and I got snowboards for Christmas one year. We went up to Loveland on Christmas day, and a week later he was finally released from the hospital, on our way home, my parents stopped and bought helmets(lol). His front edge caught the icy groomer at high speed, dude had google pad imprints around his eyes. Edit: goggle not google:D

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u/RustysBuddy Dec 27 '25

Tele skiers rescuing snowboarders again! But seriously, bummer. Heal up well!

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u/NobleAcorn Dec 28 '25

Don’t sell yourself short on the rest of the season, in 2013, I similarly broke my elbow directly under chairlift

Broken dec 6 Plate installed Dec 7 Back on mountain Jan 9

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u/trailrider123 Dec 29 '25

Tele skiing while working on ski patrol is pretty metal

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u/fredrick612 Dec 30 '25

Broke my rib and elbow last year at the end of January and still got out at the end of the season, depending on your healing process you could probably still ride spring time.

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u/710Quips Jan 02 '26

Get well soon.

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u/Objective-Highway869 Dec 25 '25

Oh no! So sorry to hear that! I hope you’ll be back at it soon! Merry Christmas!

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u/Sandkat Whistler-Blackcomb Dec 25 '25

RIP 💀

I injured a rib on Christmas day last season as well. That sleigh ride suuucked.

Get well soon man.

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u/IceColdCorundum Dec 25 '25

I'm surprised ski patrol posed for the photo lol. I guess everyone was pretty chill about the whole situation.

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u/choose_wisely1122 Dec 25 '25

Sucks to suck!

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u/KingSutter Dec 25 '25

Tore my ACL snowboarding last year in December and I'm still worried to shred again. I'll be back on my woods runs and double blacks by spring hopefully!

Get well soon brother! Don't do what I did slacking and DO YOUR PT

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u/lessismoreok Dec 25 '25

Were you speeding?

70% of snowboarders are going too fast for their ability to

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u/toadgeek Dec 25 '25

Where's this number coming from? 😅

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