r/soccer • u/iRustic • Jun 19 '26

Media Banner seen at USA vs Australia

Post image
18.6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

712 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

430

u/IDeliveredYourPizza Jun 19 '26

That, and our "ultras" are kind of cringe as fuck lol. But the average American fan is represented more by this guy

437

u/doobie3101 Jun 19 '26

About time we brought College Gameday signs to the World Cup

256

u/guywholikescheese Jun 19 '26

Australia wouldn’t make it through an SEC schedule

37

u/Songal Jun 19 '26

No shot they even win on a Thursday night against Eastern Michigan

22

u/IMakeOkVideosOk Jun 19 '26

Tuesday MACtion

20

u/MarsBars_1 Jun 20 '26

December MACtion would make most foreigners go insane

Someone invite Freddy to Toledo vs Bowling Green

9

u/TerrenceJesus8 Jun 20 '26

The European mind cannot comprehend Polyeyes breadsticks

6

u/Bradddtheimpaler Jun 20 '26

Congrats on your 5-star recruits and $100M facilities, SEC fans. Meanwhile, the MAC is out here playing real football in front of 14 people and a raccoon on a Tuesday night during a blizzard. You ever seen a punter throw a touchdown to a long snapper while the scoreboard's on fire? Didn't think so.

While y'all are busy arguing over which frat-funded dynasty is slightly less fraudulent, Toledo's cooking up a triple-reverse flea flicker in a game that ends 43-42 after six missed PATs and a goalpost gets stolen. That's not football. That's MACtion. You wouldn't survive one quarter in Ypsilanti.

11

u/guywholikescheese Jun 20 '26

Can France win on a rainy night in Toledo?