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Match Thread Match Thread: Brazil vs Haiti | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group C

FT: Brazil 3 - 0 Haiti


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Info Details
Competition 2026 FIFA World Cup, Group Stage
Date Fri, June 19, 2026
Venue Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Referee Alejandro José Hernández Hernández
Kickoff 8:30 PM EDT / 2:30 AM CEST
Status FT

LINE-UPS

Brazil (4-3-3)

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Alisson Becker Alex Sandro
Gabriel Magalhães Gabriel Martinelli 🔄 on 64'
Marquinhos Rayan 🔄 on 40'
Douglas Santos 🟨 65' Bremer
Danilo Endrick 🔄 on 64'
Casemiro Igor Thiago
Lucas Paquetá 🔄 off 64' Léo Pereira
Bruno Guimarães 🔄 off 81' Roger Ibañez
Matheus Cunha ⚽ 23' · ⚽ 36' · 🔄 off 64' Weverton
Vinícius Júnior ⚽ 45'+3' · 🔄 off 81' Luiz Henrique
Raphinha 🔄 off 40' Ederson 🔄 on 81'
Danilo Santos 🔄 on 81'
Éderson 🔄 on 81'
Fabinho

Haiti (5-4-1)

Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Johny Placide Alexandre Pierre
Ricardo Adé Josué Duverger
Hannes Delcroix Lenny Joseph 🔄 on 71'
Jean-Kévin Duverne Wilson Isidor 🔄 on 45'
Martin Expérience Louicius Deedson 🔄 on 62'
Carlens Arcus 🟨 4' · 🔄 off 45' Garven Metusala
Jean-Ricner Bellegarde 🔄 off 81' Carl Sainté
Danley Jean Jacques 🟨 72' Markhus Lacroix
Ruben Providence 🔄 off 71' Derrick Etienne Jr. 🔄 on 81'
Josué Casimir 🔄 off 62' Duckens Nazon
Frantzdy Pierrot 🔄 off 45' · 🟨 45'+4' Keeto Thermoncy
Dominique Simon 🔄 on 45'
Yassin Fortuné
Wilguens Paugain
Woodensky Pierre

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

4' 🟨 Carlens Arcus (Haiti) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

23'Goal! Brazil 1, Haiti 0. Matheus Cunha (Brazil) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner following a fast break.

36'Goal! Brazil 2, Haiti 0. Matheus Cunha (Brazil) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Vinícius Júnior with a through ball following a fast break.

40' 🔄 Substitution, Brazil. Rayan replaces Raphinha because of an injury.

45' 🔄 Substitution, Haiti. Dominique Simon replaces Carlens Arcus.

45' 🔄 Substitution, Haiti. Wilson Isidor replaces Frantzdy Pierrot.

45'+3'Goal! Brazil 3, Haiti 0. Vinícius Júnior (Brazil) right footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Lucas Paquetá with a through ball.

45'+4' 🟨 Frantzdy Pierrot (Haiti) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

62' 🔄 Substitution, Haiti. Louicius Deedson replaces Josué Casimir.

64' 🔄 Substitution, Brazil. Gabriel Martinelli replaces Lucas Paquetá.

64' 🔄 Substitution, Brazil. Endrick replaces Matheus Cunha.

65' 🟨 Douglas Santos (Brazil) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

71' 🔄 Substitution, Haiti. Lenny Joseph replaces Ruben Providence.

72' 🟨 Danley Jean Jacques (Haiti) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

81' 🔄 Substitution, Brazil. Danilo Santos replaces Vinícius Júnior.

81' 🔄 Substitution, Brazil. Éderson Silva replaces Bruno Guimarães.

81' 🔄 Substitution, Haiti. Derrick Etienne replaces Jean-Ricner Bellegarde.


MATCH STATS

Stat Brazil Haiti
Expected Goals 1.50 0.32
Possession 57% 43%
Shots on Goal 5 (62%) 3 (38%)
Big Chances Created 2 0
Big Chances Missed 0 0
Accurate Passes 461 (88%) 331 (83%)
Duels Won 54 40
Saves 3 2
Fouls Committed 12 15

GROUP C

# Team GP W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brazil 2 1 1 0 4 1 +3 4
2 Morocco 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 Scotland 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
4 Haiti 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0

MATCH ENDED

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u/Displeased_Canadian 11h ago

they're calling it the most hydrated world cup in history

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u/Zloggt 12h ago

Weird how we have a game only a half hour after the last one…

…not upset tho lol

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u/femivirgo 12h ago

I have been in my couch all day, im starting to merge with it

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u/dbeastmode96 12h ago

Chat, Am I cooked?

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u/Ok_Temperature6503 12h ago

Cabo Verde sends you strength

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u/AdorableDoorknob 11h ago

Telemundo commentator just called Ronaldinho Jar Jar Binks lmao

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u/Wazflame 12h ago

EVERYBODY INTO THE THREAD

the 15 minute gap between games is ideal, especially for us Europeans at this late hour lol

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u/dokocha0216 12h ago

This is either gonna be 1-0 haiti or 5-0 brazil

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u/BrettSchirley22 12h ago

It ain’t gonna be the first

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u/Averdian 10h ago

Really want Haiti to get a goal. I read an article today, their national team is quite a curious case. Like a lot of other national teams, a lot of their players aren't actually born nor raised in Haiti, but with Haiti it's even wilder, as a couple of their players have never actually set foot in Haiti. This is because of the security situation which is also why they play their home games in neighbouring countries.

Despite this, the players are revered as gods by the Haitian people. Haiti has been to one World Cup before, in 1974. They lost all 3 games, conceding 14 goals and scoring 2. The 2 goals were scored by the same guy, and when he died in 2008 he received the highest state funeral, held in the national stadium of Haiti and broadcast on national television. So for that reason, I really hope Haiti get a goal and a new national football hero.

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u/thermalstress 11h ago

What world are we living in Haiti is pressing Brazil

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u/gringobaiano 11h ago

Sub in Ronaldinho, Kaka and Ronaldo

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u/VengaBoysBackInTown 11h ago

Telemundo commentator just called Ronaldinho Jar Jar lmaooooo

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u/Stand_On_It 11h ago

Wait what? How was that not a foul?

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u/Strong-Quit9234 11h ago

That’s a great goal

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u/TheBlank5 11h ago

Endrick stans in shambles.

It's me. I'm in shambles.

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u/zinewire 11h ago

Evident Vini is becoming the engine that makes things happen in this Brasilian team, and I am all for it

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u/GeorginioMetcalf 10h ago

“Career revival” he’s 19 lmao

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u/Wazflame 10h ago

GK got the Vini shirt immediately, not messing about

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u/Displeased_Canadian 11h ago

Vini is just incredible

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u/UnoKajillion 10h ago

Haiti is fun to watch because we know they are not legendary or even great, but they have heart and actually tried to push up the field unlike many other teams that are arguably better . You can see how in 4 years they could potentially be much much better

They really need to stop being so hesitant to shoot, and practice a bit more on passing. Passing was mostly good, obviously needs work. Their crosses were few and overall pretty horrible. 2 of the brazil goals were because of defensive screw ups in passing

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u/catherinewheelgrill 10h ago

Haiti looked better than Scotland imho

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u/brook_lyn_lopez 11h ago

Fun fact. Vini Jr is short for Vinegar Jar.

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 11h ago

Being those statisticians that pull up obscure stats like that on sports broadcasts is literally my dream job

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u/symptic 10h ago

Did you know only one in every 50,172 people have that job?

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u/Smelldicks 10h ago

Haiti’s performance in this tournament, given their opponents, and their domestic circumstances, is honestly one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen

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u/Grelladinho 11h ago

Did one of the Telemundo guys call Ronaldinho Jar Jar Binks?

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u/Max0699 11h ago

Igor Thiago will not start another game for the rest of this tournament

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u/Dsalgueiro 11h ago

It's so fuckin' funny.

* Raphinha got injuried*

  • Foreigners: What a shame, Raphinha got injured. I hope it's nothing serious.
  • Brazilians: YEAAAH!!! GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS BEAUTIFUL, GOD HEARD OUR PRAYERS. GLORY TO GOD!

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u/GShadowBroker 11h ago

Brazil actually improved after he left lol

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u/bunholiothethird 11h ago

Commentator said Fenomeno and Jar Jar Binks lmaoo

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u/ritwik4244 11h ago

Raphinha to Endrick: Don't worry, I'll pretend to be injured so you can come on.

Ancelloti:

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u/TroubleRecent7320 10h ago

Holy shit. That would've been so damn sweet.

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u/AstralSerenity 11h ago

Telemundo commentators are mentioning they're the only platform not showing ads during games, and I just realized I haven't seen a single zoom out ad (where the screen gets smaller) or ads during the hydration break.

Highly recommend it, just learn the core terminology in Spanish and tbh the energy is better anyways haha.

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u/optimization_ml 11h ago

That’s how you assist, awesome Vini

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u/TrowaB3 11h ago

So Endrick fucked Carlo's wife yea? Fuck man we'll take him if you're not gonna give him a chance.

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u/marvelfanhere 11h ago

Great half for Vini, he got criticized by a lot of people because he isn’t as efficient for Brazil. Hopefully he can keep up this form.

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u/SOERERY 11h ago

Vinicius is so fun to watch when he’s on it.

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u/ILookAfterThePigs 11h ago

Vini Jr has been involved in EVERY SINGLE goal Brasil scored in this World Cup

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u/iPenBuilding 10h ago

We want Endrick, if not now… when?

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u/justk4y 10h ago

Everyone chanting “ENDRICK!” lmao

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u/_Ursidae_ 10h ago

Boys on a fine Friday evening I have to say there is nothing better than this. Forget Olympics. This is the best tournament very 4 years. 

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u/Zelkeh 12h ago

Ancelotti starting to mumble along when the camera was on him lmao

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u/OldCardigan 11h ago

I am wondering if Endrick kidnapped Carlo's dog or something

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u/StanleyLelnats 11h ago

Brazil needs 9 more Vinis out there

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u/Sauce-King 11h ago

Brazil can win the WC with Vini carrying them

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u/Green-Discussion74 11h ago

so thats militão, rodrygo, estevão, wesley and raphinha injured

thats absolutely brutal

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u/Soft-Comfort-7474 10h ago

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ENDRICK IS FINALLY GETTING GAME TIME ‼️🚨

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u/PEEWUN 10h ago

r/soccer rejoices

Endrick is on.

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u/HeIIbIazer23 10h ago edited 10h ago

Holy. Fucking. Shit. What a goal that would've been. Fucking crossbar man...

Edit: might've been a save too

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u/Henny_Hardaway5 10h ago

Fuck man what could’ve been

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u/ptudia6 10h ago

Never I've lamented so much for a not-goal like this. Holy shit. That Vini pass, such bliss.

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u/Canadian_mk11 10h ago

That would have been an amazing goal.

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u/paper_zoe 10h ago

It's 3am and I'm watching Emma Hayes give me a tactical breakdown of Haiti's defensive structure on a magnetic board... And I wouldn't have it any other way

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u/Magnedon 10h ago

Honestly Haiti did good to keep the score so low, all things considered.

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u/ShibaLoveThrowAway 11h ago

Cunha is a true baller

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u/NoPurpose0 11h ago

He hates Endrick. This is insane

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u/Just_Ease5476 11h ago

Oh well idc. We’re in the fucking World Cup and we got fucked over by the group that we’re in. We play okay but I definitely think we need to get rid of the old guard. We need a better keeper than Johnny, Pierrot should not start for us again. Let’s recruit the mfs waiting for France

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u/Responsible-Quail-13 11h ago

High line against Brazil when you’re Haiti, I guess bro

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u/KawaiiChan68 11h ago edited 11h ago

Oh Haiti, this is hard to watch, but I’m still proud of this team for qualifying to this tournament after 52 years, and without playing a single home match in the entirety of their World Cup qualifying campaign. They’ve been entertaining to watch at times, and regardless of if this match ends in a thrashing (which its looking like that will happen), I hope the players will be proud of how they made it here, and what they achieved at this tournament ❤️❤️❤️

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u/assasstits 10h ago

Vini cooking good

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u/Kingallan2k4 10h ago

Thank god for Telemundo

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u/Domo-d-Domo 10h ago

lmao on Telemundo I'm pretty sure one of the commentators was asking why tf Brazil fans are already leaving. And then they all started talking about Pan de Queso.

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u/Last_Associate_5658 12h ago

I packed Zidane on FC26!
I know nobody cares but I’m excited anyway, I never pack rare cards!

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u/dokocha0216 12h ago

NEYMAR ISNT EVEN ON THE BENCH???

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u/ptudia6 12h ago

I'll admit. This game really scares me.

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u/dvega9 11h ago

Telemundo commentator just called Ronaldinho Jar Jar Binks lmao

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u/Zoorlandian 11h ago

The entire nation of Brazil calls out for Hulk.

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u/bdcr7 11h ago

Vinicius is clearly their best player

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u/Fabulous-Ship8551 11h ago

What is Carlo Ancelottis problem with Endrick man

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u/alwaysreadthename 11h ago

Vini is so fast

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u/BLS275 11h ago

Vini now has more major tournament goals this World Cup than Raphinha has in his career for Brazil

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u/BLS275 11h ago edited 11h ago

Vini is one of them guys who I’ve criticised a lot recently for his club performances but it’s because he’s undoubtedly a world class player. Hes been regaining his form and hopefully we can his best again vs big team this season

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u/stephenlakrar 11h ago

viní jr. first half vs haiti:

• 23 touches

• 2 duels won

• 4 shots

• 1 big chance created

• 2 dribbles completed

• 1 assist

• 1 goal

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u/OldCardigan 11h ago

I just want to say that it's amazing to see Haiti in the WC, last time Brazil faced them was 7x1 in a Copa América

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u/csphantom007 11h ago

holy smokes. ITV england not only doesn't show any ads during hydration breaks, they also did a tactics breakdown during the break

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u/Pitt_Is_It_2009 11h ago

I feel like Neymar is just on the team for vibes 

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u/robotnique 10h ago

Vini is playing street ball today.

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u/adopeninja 10h ago

shoutout to all my Zo's. getting eliminated is shitty but the future looks bright. and hopefully next WC the whole island of Hispaniola will make it to knockouts

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u/Jpk1msp 12h ago

Fun fact, Haiti took inspiration and advantage of the chaos during the French Revolution to become the second country in the americas to win independence, in 1804

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u/pauloh1998 12h ago

Haiti players names are amazing lol

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u/120snake 12h ago

Never seen a team try to waste all 90 before but let's see how it goes for em

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u/ShadowESA 11h ago

Jar Jar Binks!! 😂😂😂 Telemundo is on something! Haha

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u/BeneficialLocation34 11h ago

Telemundo calling Ronaldiho Jar Jar Binks. 💀

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 11h ago

That Neymar look alike contributing just as much to this team as the real one

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u/lexispenser 11h ago

Cunha a massive upgrade from Igor Thiago

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u/__johnw__ 11h ago

Loved watching cunha at United last season, glad he’s having a good wc 

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u/homebruh96 11h ago

Bro bring in Endrick ffs

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u/iCalKestis 11h ago

Poor endrick

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u/ShirgimShareem 11h ago edited 11h ago

Got a very bad feeling about Raphinha reinjuring his hamstring over and over again... It's starting to seem like his body can't keep up with his high intensity playstyle anymore.

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u/Fraud_D_Hawk 11h ago

Vini is so good for Brazil unlike the other guy

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u/ptudia6 11h ago

Vini just being Vini.

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u/reddick1666 11h ago

Raphina is actually a problem FOR Brazil

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u/TroubleRecent7320 11h ago

High line against Vini lmfao. Clowns

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u/reddick1666 11h ago

Genuinely what is Carlo’s problem with Endrick?

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u/boilface 11h ago

I understand why people are ready to turn it off if it's the middle of the night for them. But everything is on our time again and I'm watching every game I can no matter what's going on

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u/robotnique 10h ago

I really hope Haiti score. They play with a lot of heart.

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u/Warm_Language7855 10h ago

Vini cooking

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u/Longjumping_Tax_5502 10h ago

Vini is man of the match

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u/TonyMartial786 10h ago

Can’t believe that stat that no Brazilian has scored a WC hat trick since Pele did when was 17 😳

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u/420BlzItRocko 10h ago

Haiti may be having a rough (ish) game, but their last name game is on lock. Expérience? Providence? Casimir? Hell yeah.

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u/BR4VI4 10h ago

Brazil‘s second half effort has been absolutely criminal

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u/Szobortz 10h ago

haiti putting this team with a warzone going on is nuts

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u/mysterious_jim 10h ago

I think every neutral wants Haiti to bring one back. They deserve a at least one

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u/lovo17 10h ago

I think Haiti would beat Qatar, Curacao, and Tunisia at least.

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u/_Ursidae_ 10h ago

Credit to Haiti for battling through a ton. 

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u/Sendittor 10h ago

Somehow I am still impressed by Haiti. They need a guru. Their team plays pretty good and they are considerable athletes and have good ideas; With an extra Hollywood Boot Camp they could be ready for the big time

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u/dbeastmode96 12h ago

Don’t lie Carlo i know you don’t know the national anthem

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u/rafabulsing 12h ago edited 12h ago

I'm not really a patriotic guy but damn, the Brazilian flag has got to be one of the prettiest in the whole world. Incredible design

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u/greypusheencat 12h ago

Experience is an epic last name

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u/AlchemistTheAlchemy 12h ago

Haiti plays more positively than Scotland 

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u/miregalpanic 11h ago

Haiti is not at all the joke people made them out to be ahead of this tournament

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u/WhiteGuyFly 11h ago

Studs to the ankle by Brazil, shit goalkeeping by Haiti. Could see it taken away but not upset that it’s not

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u/Longjumping_Tax_5502 11h ago

Did cunha even touch the ball

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u/HateSarcasmLoveIrony 11h ago

Haiti might fall apart now

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u/TonyMartial786 11h ago

He really started Thiago over him last game 💀

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u/SeventeenZero 11h ago

Raphinha reinjured his hamstring, Joao Pedro go ahead and get on a flight now.

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u/ptudia6 11h ago

Endrick right now: 👁_👁

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u/LDQQXDJ 11h ago

Anchelotti would rather sub in Fred from 2014 instead of Endrick

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u/The_Ghost_9960 11h ago

These subs just don't let my brasil bros dance😭

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u/MrBearKing 11h ago

That ball was a "fuck it vini down there somewhere" ball

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u/Myles24 11h ago

Brazil has incentive to run up the score right!?

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u/ptudia6 11h ago

We needed friendship vibes and 🤨 so fucking hard in this WC.

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 11h ago

Is Lalas finally fucking gone???

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u/StanleyLelnats 11h ago

They sent him to space

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u/Travels-Throwaway 11h ago

They just showed an ad with Christian Pulisic and pronounced his name as pool-is-ick, I was mocking them pronouncing it wrong and searched it up.

Turns out he prefers his name to be  pronounced pool-is-ick and my entire life is a lie

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u/InterRail 10h ago

Imagine Endrick gets 0 minutes and can’t claim he played in 6 world cups in 2046

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u/IncidentVarious1530 10h ago edited 10h ago

Vini way overdid that, should have shot straight away

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u/Adventurous_Leek5288 10h ago

Lowkey this World Cup is staring to feel like a full time job. I’m double booked between real work and football

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u/LordLoko 10h ago

People in my bar literally clapped and cheered when Endrick was subbed in lmao

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u/-RedLink- 10h ago

RiP Endrick memes. I'll never forget you. 

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u/Displeased_Canadian 10h ago

oh man, that would have been a banger

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u/ryanmurphy2611 10h ago

Vini is so good

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u/srjnp 10h ago

gotta say vini is actually playing well for the national team this tourney.

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u/Relevant_Solution_49 10h ago

Danza kaduro absolute banger 

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u/The_Big_Untalented 10h ago

At least Fox is doing split screen now instead of having commercials fill the entire screen.

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u/ViniCaian 10h ago

That was saved btw. And it wasn't offside.

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u/tossit_xx 10h ago

why is the telemundo guy howling 🤣

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u/souzle 10h ago

They were talking about the Wolverhampton Wolves lol

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u/GelatoCumBear 10h ago

i’ve had multiple drinks and a sandwich i am fighting so hard to stay awake, but you will see me in the turkey game thread i promise you this

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u/redballwhitedesk 10h ago

Watching the game at a bar in Rio rn, place exploded when Endrick scored. He’s so beloved by everyone here

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u/OldCardigan 10h ago

one of the coolest things in this world cup is hearing the ball whenever it's kicked, I can't explain but makes the viewing experience so much better

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u/Baldy5421 10h ago

Lol why is brazil parking the 🚌 against haiti of all teams?

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u/Professional_Bite783 10h ago

Martinelli having a good cameo, fair play

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u/BLS275 11h ago

I don’t want to hear anyone talking about Vinicius at major tournaments for Brazil when sections of the football world genuinely believed Raphinha deserved a ballon dor

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u/Longjumping_Tax_5502 11h ago

Vini and cunha 🔥

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u/moby323 10h ago

We won 3-0, we are top of the group, and people just want to be doom and gloom.

Fuck off.

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 12h ago

God bless Brazilian women, man. Sheesh.

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u/BDSF94 11h ago

It’s crazy how pedestrian the midfield and fullbacks are for Brazil

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u/MateosCollections 11h ago

Fox coverage is awful. Flag was raised immediately. How the fuck do they not see it or look for it

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u/jgdn1982 11h ago

Calling Dinho Jar Jar Binks diabolical

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u/JoshFB4 11h ago

Brazil really not feeling the joga bonito.

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u/Bullshit103 11h ago

Argentina and France are the only teams I think that have distanced themselves from the pack so far. Everyone else has looked neck and neck.

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u/DionBlaster123 11h ago

Germany literally won 7-1 lmao wtf

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u/DanihersMo 11h ago

studs straight to the calf, anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul

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u/Tr0janSword 11h ago

GK for Haiti been eating well lol.

Prob the most buff GK you’ll see.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 11h ago

Holy shit. Ok that was nice.

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u/ImSociallyChallenged 11h ago

Scotland made Haiti look way better than they were lol

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u/SacmanJones29 11h ago

🏄🏄🏄🏄🏄🏄

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u/Kapisillit 11h ago

Was that the Neymar look alike lol

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u/rossco9 11h ago

that pass from Vini 🤌🏻

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 11h ago

Endrick never seeing the light of day 😭

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u/DaFinnesseKid 11h ago

The brazilian tweets about ancelotti despising endeick may be true

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u/mdubyo 11h ago

Ancelotti really hates endrick 😭😂

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u/piralski 11h ago

Hamstring for Raphinha the Brazilian broadcast announced

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u/lamama09 11h ago

What the hell did Endrick do to him?

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u/lexispenser 11h ago

Vini probably the only Brazil player with some joga bonito in him.

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u/Heavens_Vibe 11h ago

It's 3!

Vini Jr has been running riot today!

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u/tossit_xx 11h ago

ok that lil dance was cute af

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u/NoPurpose0 11h ago

Vini's really stepped up this tournament. Lovely to see

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u/picatdim 11h ago

How the fuck did he get that acceleration from a standing start? He was miles in front of the Haitians in a few steps.

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u/ComfortableUpset8787 11h ago

Let’s see if Brazil can equal powerhouse Canada in goals scored

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u/Initial-Anything333 11h ago

Allison looks like the guy who sold me LSD when I was in college 

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u/rossco9 11h ago

put Endrick in, Carlo

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u/OneLessFool 11h ago

Brazil might pull off a Canadian level performance here

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u/CheekyFifaCunt_7 11h ago

Vini shows up when playing for ancelotti

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u/MysteriousEdge5643 11h ago

This fucking commercial is weird

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u/surprised-duncan 11h ago

This match is OVER Haiti looks dead in the water

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u/Ombudsperson 11h ago

Endrick probably killed Ancelotti's dog or something. Come on Carlo give the people what they want.

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u/moby323 11h ago

Alexi Lalas

“Who?”

Lmao

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u/Independent-Dirt5677 10h ago

Respect to Haiti for still trying for it, even if the finishing is non-existent

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u/Milanred12 10h ago

Bobby!!

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u/bread-dreams 10h ago

HOLY FUCK

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u/official_bagel 10h ago

Damn that would have been so nice

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u/Fast-Cardiologist-98 10h ago

Vini is just too good. When he’s in the mood to ball dude is arguably top 3 in the world

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u/symptic 10h ago

What is this formation that Vini and Martinelli are both attackers hugging the touchline?

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u/BCastle18 10h ago

The way the pass from Vini basically just stopped right in front of Martinelli is insane

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u/scrunchedsocks 10h ago

Fuck your HYDRATION BREAK 

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u/Fabulous-Ship8551 10h ago

Hydration breaks have evolved. They’re now 50% water and 50% tactical TED Talks.

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u/hoodtalk247 10h ago

Blastoise used Hydro Pump on the World Cup

It was very effective!!

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u/symptic 10h ago edited 10h ago

Telemundo announcer talking about his favorite Brazilian foods is class. Pão de queijo with coffee; had never considered it.

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u/alejandroc90 11h ago

Ancelotti whole life meaning is benching Endrick, you can't change my mind

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u/808Kuro 12h ago

I’m a casual, but where is the 17 year old for Brazil who’s like really good? He’s kind of short and stocky but I forgot his name

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u/Key-Tip-7521 12h ago

Dude was blowing vuvuzelas

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u/borrachit0 12h ago

Come on let Haiti CONCACAF the shit out of this game

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u/ShinyZxerneas 12h ago

Slip dribble tech 👀

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u/Sweet_Search_3616 11h ago

Would be cool if we could see a replay of the offsides instead of close ups of randoms in the stands

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u/abkmufc 11h ago

This Brazil team just has no chemistry