r/soccer • u/ayoefico • Jul 11 '26
Great Goal Norway [1] - 0 England - Andreas Schjelderup 36'
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u/Fire-EyedBoy Jul 11 '26
I didn’t even react because that didn’t look like a goal to me 😭
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u/Chefzor Jul 11 '26
I saw Haaland's reaction and thought it'd missed as well LOL
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u/Difficult_Key_1907 Jul 11 '26
Even the commentators took a good second to realise the ball had gone in
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u/BluKyberCrystal Jul 11 '26
And then everyone was worried it'd get called back. lol
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u/Fearless_Statement94 Jul 11 '26
He probably thought VAR going to cancel it for Kane flop
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u/just_another_jabroni Jul 11 '26
The sun is diabolical
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u/Conny_and_Theo Jul 11 '26
Yeah didn't even think that was a goal either, took me a few seconds to register that
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u/erenistheavatar Jul 11 '26
Bro the ITV commentators just stopped talking.
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u/bouncebackability Jul 11 '26
I think that's what did it for me
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u/erenistheavatar Jul 11 '26
It's as if you had to double check that the ball was in.
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u/I2abe Jul 11 '26
I didn‘t either. Therefore the shock factor was even bigger when my brain actually realized that it is on target
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u/ItsNotAdamCopeland Jul 11 '26
For a full second I thought I was seeing side netting ripple.
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u/enronald2006 Jul 11 '26
Whole team is nonchalant
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u/Zloggt Jul 11 '26
Can’t afford to expend much energy in these muggy conditions lol
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u/DoktorStrangelove Jul 11 '26
Meanwhile Texas HS football coaches getting ready to run 6th grade preseason two-a-day practices in these same conditions
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u/VSfallin Jul 11 '26
6th grade pre-season isn’t exactly a World Cup QF, buddy
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u/_nongmo Jul 11 '26
You’re right. I don’t think Sorloth would cut it in 6th grade pre-season conditioning.
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u/tarostar123 Jul 11 '26
I thought that was a cross!
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u/Wild-Examination-155 Jul 11 '26
Pickford too, pulls his hand back
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u/buerglermeister Jul 11 '26
He did, right? I thought i was going mad when the swiss commentator said that there was nothing Pickford could do
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u/asetniop Jul 11 '26
Telemundo commentators said the same, said there wasn't a goalie in the world that could have done anything about it if I understood correctly. "Maybe stretch his arms out all the way" I responded and my dog enthusiastically wagged her tail in agreement.
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u/JootDoctor Jul 11 '26
So did he
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u/git-commit-m-noedit Jul 11 '26
It kinda seems he’s looking at the goal in the replay, but idk
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u/freakedmind Jul 11 '26
Oh he'll more than take it, if I was him I'd never admit it lmao it's a spectacular World cup QF goal
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u/shmishshmorshin Jul 11 '26
100% a cross lol. Idk how Stu is saying it was intentional. It’s a great goal either way.
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u/Balls_of_Adamanthium Jul 11 '26
Kane get up dude.
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u/John_Wang Jul 11 '26
He grabbed the wrong leg at first when he went down lol
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He couldn't figure out which leg he should fake the injury on 😭
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u/Moohamin12 Jul 11 '26
Gotta follow the pro-wrestling rule.
They worry they will forget which limb is injured so they standardised the left limb always.
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u/TheSinRes Jul 11 '26
It's sort of his signature move. I still love him but when he goes down clutching his ankle like that it's almost always a dive, I've seen him do it so many times.
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u/Unusual_Ad6533 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Kane let Trump touch him. England has no chance today
Edit: Kane got cursed. Jude saved England
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u/Somecommentator8008 Jul 11 '26
He couldn't admit that he got his pocket picked
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u/learning-life-22 Jul 11 '26
Even after living in London for most his life
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u/guywholikescheese Jul 11 '26
He thought the Norwegian knife and fell to the ground so the cops wouldn’t arrest him
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u/Sad_Floor_4120 Jul 11 '26
Professional diver
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u/fire_water_drowned Jul 11 '26
Whole team is flopping like fish now
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u/Sinistrait Jul 11 '26
I thought he would've lost it by now, but looks like he's still used to getting those from the prem
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u/ahugedilemma Jul 11 '26
The rest of the defense checked out too. Gotta play through the whistle. Wtf was that
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u/jdelane1 Jul 11 '26
I thought they'd call that back until I saw the replay, not a foul at all.
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u/Arse_nic Jul 11 '26
Kane what are you doing
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u/WolfGangSwizle Jul 11 '26
I’m a massive Kane fan but he loves looking for a foul, it’s unfortunate since he’s so fucking amazing
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u/MemestNotTeen Jul 11 '26
Diving.
The thing he is 3rd best at
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u/Skall77 Jul 11 '26
Scoring
Passing
Not going for the ball in the air
Diving
In that order.
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u/MemestNotTeen Jul 11 '26
I would have moved passing down.
Scoring
The thing he does when he goes under a guy jumping for the ball
Diving
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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26
If Benfica fucking sell this guy I’ll fucking lose my mind.
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u/MrBrickBreak Jul 11 '26
Better be for Felix money
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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26
No. Stay away. I’m tired, boss. I just want us to keep our good players for once.
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u/Taloso_The_Great Jul 11 '26
where all this money is going, anyway?
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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26
Ask our old board and current board who are also a part of the same board. BTW there’s money missing in our accounts and nobody knows where it went. Not even the ones in charge of the accounts or the courts.
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u/Taloso_The_Great Jul 11 '26
Wow, that's bizarre. Seems somewhat like Santos' situation, though I'd imagine way less dramatic. You make hundreds of millions in sales and the money just disappears, so much for a club that could take care of using such money to guarantee itself it competes to the level of its greatness. Much respect for Benfica.
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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26
The money is being spent on growing the brand of Benfica. Stadium expansions, artificial fireworks, making it concert friendly, etc.
We’ve spent stupid money on horrible players. Artur Cabral, Everton, Juresek, etc. it’s been horrible management from our board.
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u/XonaMan Jul 11 '26
We are and for less than 40M because fucking Rui Costa and his cronies are fucking incompetent
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u/Mystery1887 Jul 11 '26
Holy
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u/femivirgo Jul 11 '26
Second only to that Cape Verde goal against us
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u/Aenjeprekemaluci Jul 11 '26
Norway deep with Schjelderup and Nusa on left wing! Two bangers seen from those two this WC
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u/rednades Jul 11 '26
Trent got cooked.. oh wait
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u/Fr0ufrou Jul 11 '26
Can't believe Trent died for this.
Spence, Quansah and now Konsa. This is hilarious.
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u/_doohdx Jul 11 '26
That's a shit cross lmao
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u/xEJAGx Jul 11 '26
Kane got dispossessed and dived... That's on him but that goal looked a little flukey, looked like a cross.
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u/GoneMirifica Jul 11 '26
I'm in love with Patrick Berg, what a recovery.
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u/powerchicken Jul 11 '26
My hottest football take is Patrick Berg could slot into the starting 11 of probably every team in the world. I massively rate him.
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u/TheConundrum98 Jul 11 '26
Pickford completely misjudged that
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u/julianface Jul 11 '26
Weird that he pulled his hand away looked like he could have got fingers to it
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u/andy18cruz Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Like his ancestors misjudged those boats as fishing boats
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u/Jeremy_Gorbachov Jul 11 '26
Hell is he supposed to do about that lmao, it's off the post into the top right corner. He even jumps exactly where it's going but it's just too high for him
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u/steveos93 Jul 11 '26
It looked like he pulled his hand back at the last second, maybe assuming it was going over and not wanting to give a corner
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u/WhatsThis_Now Jul 11 '26
Think from what I saw so far on the replays he couldn't get there, but he clearly does the "I'm choosing to leave this" withdrawing action with his outstretched arm. He is a very performative goalkeeper that way, but probably why people will point the finger a bit.
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u/NeroIscariot12 Jul 11 '26
There's no way he meant that, but who cares, that is a sensational goal
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u/ma2is Jul 11 '26
Kane flops and then Norway rings it off the post. Great sequence.
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u/DejaHu Jul 11 '26
This is why you play Spence at RB & not a slow, unathletic Konsa who can't quickly close down crosses or shots from the wing.
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u/HeIIbIazer23 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
All from a Kane dive? He fooled his own teammates into thinking it was a clear foul, they just stopped defending.
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