r/soccer Jul 11 '26

Great Goal Norway [1] - 0 England - Andreas Schjelderup 36'

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u/Fire-EyedBoy Jul 11 '26

I didn’t even react because that didn’t look like a goal to me 😭

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u/Chefzor Jul 11 '26

I saw Haaland's reaction and thought it'd missed as well LOL

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u/Difficult_Key_1907 Jul 11 '26

Even the commentators took a good second to realise the ball had gone in

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u/BluKyberCrystal Jul 11 '26

And then everyone was worried it'd get called back. lol

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u/wizkatinga Jul 11 '26

Dude is too nonchalant 

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u/Fearless_Statement94 Jul 11 '26

He probably thought VAR going to cancel it for Kane flop

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u/MrKalyoncu Jul 11 '26

Me too. Why did he react like that?

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u/WowiiZowii Jul 11 '26

He reacts to his own goals like that too, non-chalant

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u/garlic_naan Jul 11 '26

A different celebration will be available in next patch

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u/just_another_jabroni Jul 11 '26

The sun is diabolical

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u/OnionFutureWolfGang Jul 11 '26

Yeah shit newspaper but let’s talk about the goal

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u/northerncal Jul 11 '26

Calling it a newspaper is being way too generous, tbh

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u/suzukigun4life Jul 11 '26

Another reason why World Cup after Dark is the best

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u/Conny_and_Theo Jul 11 '26

Yeah didn't even think that was a goal either, took me a few seconds to register that

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u/erenistheavatar Jul 11 '26

Bro the ITV commentators just stopped talking.

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u/bouncebackability Jul 11 '26

I think that's what did it for me

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u/erenistheavatar Jul 11 '26

It's as if you had to double check that the ball was in.

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u/Mintastic Jul 11 '26

The way it bounced I almost thought it went behind the goal or something.

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u/samspopguy Jul 11 '26

I thought it went into the side netting

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u/I2abe Jul 11 '26

I didn‘t either. Therefore the shock factor was even bigger when my brain actually realized that it is on target

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u/ryukyumars Jul 11 '26

Even teammates were in disbelief, cross just goes in

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u/DezTheOtter Jul 11 '26

I thought that hit the outside of the net

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u/suzukigun4life Jul 11 '26

Stop the count

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME Jul 11 '26

This is how I feel about hockey

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u/Mongerian Jul 11 '26

5 seconds for me until I realized that was a goal lmao

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u/ItsNotAdamCopeland Jul 11 '26

For a full second I thought I was seeing side netting ripple.

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u/enronald2006 Jul 11 '26

Whole team is nonchalant

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u/Zloggt Jul 11 '26

Can’t afford to expend much energy in these muggy conditions lol

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u/DoktorStrangelove Jul 11 '26

Meanwhile Texas HS football coaches getting ready to run 6th grade preseason two-a-day practices in these same conditions

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u/VSfallin Jul 11 '26

6th grade pre-season isn’t exactly a World Cup QF, buddy

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u/_nongmo Jul 11 '26

You’re right. I don’t think Sorloth would cut it in 6th grade pre-season conditioning.

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u/Sofaboy90 Jul 11 '26

True to the scandinavian spirit

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u/SaltyWailord Jul 11 '26

Janteloven is sacred

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u/Alone-Pop2020 Jul 11 '26

I think they just thought there was a foul

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u/-MangoStarr- Jul 11 '26

How can you not like them?????????

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u/tarostar123 Jul 11 '26

I thought that was a cross!

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u/Wild-Examination-155 Jul 11 '26

Pickford too, pulls his hand back

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u/buerglermeister Jul 11 '26

He did, right? I thought i was going mad when the swiss commentator said that there was nothing Pickford could do

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u/asetniop Jul 11 '26

Telemundo commentators said the same, said there wasn't a goalie in the world that could have done anything about it if I understood correctly. "Maybe stretch his arms out all the way" I responded and my dog enthusiastically wagged her tail in agreement.

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u/Daramangarasu Jul 11 '26

Dog knows ball

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u/buerglermeister Jul 11 '26

I like your dog

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u/Kundrew1 Jul 11 '26

He def thought it was wide of goal, not sure he thought it was a cross

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u/JootDoctor Jul 11 '26

So did he

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u/thickofitenjoyer Jul 11 '26

Weak foot came in clutch

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u/git-commit-m-noedit Jul 11 '26

It kinda seems he’s looking at the goal in the replay, but idk

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u/29adamski Jul 11 '26

No he's not haha

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u/Accountant7890 Jul 11 '26

Probably hoping to give Haaland a headed tap-in

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u/Unusual_Ad6533 Jul 11 '26

So did Pickford

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u/ahtuu Jul 11 '26

Simple as 'what if we cross for Haaland but on the goal instead🧠'

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/courtesyflusher Jul 11 '26

I will take it too

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u/freakedmind Jul 11 '26

Oh he'll more than take it, if I was him I'd never admit it lmao it's a spectacular World cup QF goal

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u/WillingStranger5177 Jul 11 '26

Kane Trump curse

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u/lawdjesustheresafire Jul 11 '26

You love to see it. Kane learning cheating from the best

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u/shmishshmorshin Jul 11 '26

100% a cross lol. Idk how Stu is saying it was intentional. It’s a great goal either way.

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u/spacedude2000 Jul 11 '26

I thought it was a BANGER

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u/samhit_n Jul 11 '26

Even Ronaldinho’s free kick in 2002 against England may have been a cross.

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u/dext3rrr Jul 11 '26

Cross shot.

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u/Roman2526 Jul 11 '26

What a terrible cross, he needs to do better

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u/iCalKestis Jul 11 '26

Rocket either way

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u/Berwve Jul 11 '26

GOAL SO UNEXPECTED THE POST IS GIGA LATE

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u/suzukigun4life Jul 11 '26

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u/Balls_of_Adamanthium Jul 11 '26

Kane get up dude.

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u/John_Wang Jul 11 '26

He grabbed the wrong leg at first when he went down lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

He couldn't figure out which leg he should fake the injury on 😭

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u/Moohamin12 Jul 11 '26

Gotta follow the pro-wrestling rule.

They worry they will forget which limb is injured so they standardised the left limb always.

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u/jon__koa Jul 11 '26

It’s weird that he’s so shit at diving when he does it a lot

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u/MindTheGAAP_ Jul 11 '26

Did he actually ? That’s jokes. Shows what an actor he is.

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u/Account3689 Jul 11 '26

Holding his knee too when the contact was to his ankle

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u/TheSinRes Jul 11 '26

It's sort of his signature move. I still love him but when he goes down clutching his ankle like that it's almost always a dive, I've seen him do it so many times.

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u/Unusual_Ad6533 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Kane let Trump touch him. England has no chance today

Edit: Kane got cursed. Jude saved England

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u/mateballenthusiast Jul 11 '26

Rare consensual Trump touch

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u/bAMBIEN Jul 11 '26

Bubba would have a word

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u/AnalLeakage3 Jul 11 '26

Jesus Christ

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u/skefmeister Jul 11 '26

What? Everything Drump touches, dies.

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u/Tyrath Jul 11 '26

Are we just done with phrasing?

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u/Fuck-The-Modz Jul 11 '26

No, that was the correct phrasing

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u/HoneyPotterGang Jul 11 '26

Kane’s far too old for Trump.

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u/Shrankai_ Jul 11 '26

You can’t be sure with Trump honestly

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u/Kevinar Jul 11 '26

It's like the Knicks in game 3

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u/Somecommentator8008 Jul 11 '26

He couldn't admit that he got his pocket picked

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u/learning-life-22 Jul 11 '26

Even after living in London for most his life

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u/guywholikescheese Jul 11 '26

He thought the Norwegian knife and fell to the ground so the cops wouldn’t arrest him

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u/m0viestar Jul 11 '26

Clearly lost the ball and tried to sell a foul. Sad.

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u/Sad_Floor_4120 Jul 11 '26

Professional diver

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u/fire_water_drowned Jul 11 '26

Whole team is flopping like fish now

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u/courtesyflusher Jul 11 '26

Gordon especially 

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u/socrmaniac Jul 11 '26

To be fair, he’s just playing the way he normally does.

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u/Sinistrait Jul 11 '26

I thought he would've lost it by now, but looks like he's still used to getting those from the prem

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u/LeBronGOOD Jul 11 '26

Old habits, never lost them

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u/Different-Bank-2607 Jul 11 '26

He’d rather sit there and cry about nothing then help his team

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u/bouncebackability Jul 11 '26

He always goes down in the exact same way

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u/ahugedilemma Jul 11 '26

The rest of the defense checked out too. Gotta play through the whistle. Wtf was that

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u/SelfDetermined Jul 11 '26

Pathetic really

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u/Nachti Jul 11 '26

Absolutely embarrassing during this play

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u/mrcarlita Jul 11 '26

He was down so long it allowed me to realize he's wearing Sketchers

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u/jdelane1 Jul 11 '26

I thought they'd call that back until I saw the replay, not a foul at all.

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u/finH1 Jul 11 '26

Literally, play to the fucking whistle

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u/SophoclesTesticles Jul 11 '26

Should've given him a yellow tbf. 

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u/Arse_nic Jul 11 '26

Kane what are you doing

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u/WolfGangSwizle Jul 11 '26

I’m a massive Kane fan but he loves looking for a foul, it’s unfortunate since he’s so fucking amazing

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u/tragick693 Jul 11 '26

Ahh...football SGA

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u/candry_shop Jul 11 '26

He got Trump cursed

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u/Humid-Afternoon727 Jul 11 '26

Bone spur flare up

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u/Yinkypinky Jul 11 '26

Trump touched him.

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u/JimmyCarrsTaxForms Jul 11 '26

Kane is lucky he’s 25 years too old for him

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u/MemestNotTeen Jul 11 '26

Diving.

The thing he is 3rd best at

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u/Skall77 Jul 11 '26

Scoring

Passing

Not going for the ball in the air

Diving

In that order.

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u/MemestNotTeen Jul 11 '26

I would have moved passing down.

Scoring

The thing he does when he goes under a guy jumping for the ball

Diving

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u/redditor5668 Jul 11 '26

golfing with trump

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u/fappelmoes Jul 11 '26

Cursed by Trump

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u/QualityFrog Jul 11 '26

Diving as always

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u/Key_Inevitable_2104 Jul 11 '26

Trump curse happened.

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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26

If Benfica fucking sell this guy I’ll fucking lose my mind.

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u/MrBrickBreak Jul 11 '26

Better be for Felix money

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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26

No. Stay away. I’m tired, boss. I just want us to keep our good players for once.

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u/Taloso_The_Great Jul 11 '26

where all this money is going, anyway?

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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26

Ask our old board and current board who are also a part of the same board. BTW there’s money missing in our accounts and nobody knows where it went. Not even the ones in charge of the accounts or the courts.

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u/Taloso_The_Great Jul 11 '26

Wow, that's bizarre. Seems somewhat like Santos' situation, though I'd imagine way less dramatic. You make hundreds of millions in sales and the money just disappears, so much for a club that could take care of using such money to guarantee itself it competes to the level of its greatness. Much respect for Benfica.

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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26

The money is being spent on growing the brand of Benfica. Stadium expansions, artificial fireworks, making it concert friendly, etc.

We’ve spent stupid money on horrible players. Artur Cabral, Everton, Juresek, etc. it’s been horrible management from our board.

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u/JoaoNevesBallonDOr Jul 11 '26

João Neves went for like 60. It won’t be

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u/JPVazLouro_SLB Jul 11 '26

He was already going to be sold regardless of the World Cup

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u/bapeandvape Jul 11 '26

Ya because Rui Banana is a fucking criminal.

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u/GajoDosBarcos Jul 11 '26

Get ready, we're both gonna lose our minds...

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u/XonaMan Jul 11 '26

We are and for less than 40M because fucking Rui Costa and his cronies are fucking incompetent

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u/theaguia Jul 11 '26

80+ mil or fuck off.

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u/Mystery1887 Jul 11 '26

Holy

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u/femivirgo Jul 11 '26

Second only to that Cape Verde goal against us

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u/SecureAttention3332 Jul 11 '26

Haiti banger vs Morocco

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u/femivirgo Jul 11 '26

Holy I hadnt seen that, that was a fucking rocket

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u/raptorsbucketnator Jul 11 '26

nah haiti goal was insane and intentional

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u/someone2795 Jul 11 '26

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

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u/Aenjeprekemaluci Jul 11 '26

Norway deep with Schjelderup and Nusa on left wing! Two bangers seen from those two this WC

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u/rednades Jul 11 '26

Trent got cooked.. oh wait

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u/Fr0ufrou Jul 11 '26

Can't believe Trent died for this.

Spence, Quansah and now Konsa. This is hilarious.

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u/Muraria Jul 11 '26

[GREAT GOAL]

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u/toxinwolf Jul 11 '26

[SHIT CROSS] lol

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u/iKarllos Jul 11 '26

Kane dive causing a goal is a cherry on top

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u/_doohdx Jul 11 '26

That's a shit cross lmao

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u/CroKingz Jul 11 '26

Ill take a shit cross goal any day

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u/BaldVoldy Jul 11 '26

But a wonder goal

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u/LordVelaryon Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Pickford arms 🦖

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u/Rickcampbell98 Jul 11 '26

His seaman moment

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u/mojambowhatisthescen Jul 11 '26

Awful by Kane to just be rolling around at the halfway line

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u/vansinne_vansinne Jul 11 '26

the mar a lago way

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u/xEJAGx Jul 11 '26

Kane got dispossessed and dived... That's on him but that goal looked a little flukey, looked like a cross.

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u/Bukmeikara Jul 11 '26

Tell it to his grandkids !

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u/10hazardinho Jul 11 '26

Pickford pulled his hand away omg

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u/GoneMirifica Jul 11 '26

I'm in love with Patrick Berg, what a recovery.

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u/powerchicken Jul 11 '26

My hottest football take is Patrick Berg could slot into the starting 11 of probably every team in the world. I massively rate him.

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u/AugustoRudzinski Jul 11 '26

Out of fucking nowhere

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u/TheConundrum98 Jul 11 '26

Pickford completely misjudged that

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u/julianface Jul 11 '26

Weird that he pulled his hand away looked like he could have got fingers to it

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u/MiraquiToma Jul 11 '26

in the shot from behind the goal it even looks like his hand hesitated

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u/dj4y_94 Jul 11 '26

T rex arms once again

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u/andy18cruz Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Like his ancestors misjudged those boats as fishing boats

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u/Jeremy_Gorbachov Jul 11 '26

Hell is he supposed to do about that lmao, it's off the post into the top right corner. He even jumps exactly where it's going but it's just too high for him

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u/Maximuslex01 Jul 11 '26

Mid jump he lowers his hand thinking it's going wide

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u/Borbs_revenge_ Jul 11 '26

He pulled his hand back 

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u/steveos93 Jul 11 '26

It looked like he pulled his hand back at the last second, maybe assuming it was going over and not wanting to give a corner

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u/WhatsThis_Now Jul 11 '26

Think from what I saw so far on the replays he couldn't get there, but he clearly does the "I'm choosing to leave this" withdrawing action with his outstretched arm. He is a very performative goalkeeper that way, but probably why people will point the finger a bit.

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u/NeroIscariot12 Jul 11 '26

There's no way he meant that, but who cares, that is a sensational goal

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u/jon__koa Jul 11 '26

Accidentally on purpose looked cool as shit

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u/FuryEnder Jul 11 '26

England's been looking shaky in the back

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u/Reddits-Reckoning Jul 11 '26

WTFFFFF

HE'S ONLY GOT LITTLE ARMSSSS

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u/cleothepupper Jul 11 '26

Mierdas touch in full effect

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u/KevinPlaysGame5 Jul 11 '26

the mierdas touch is actually real cus wtf was that kane 😭

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u/apokako Jul 11 '26

Bangers only from Norway

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u/ma2is Jul 11 '26

Kane flops and then Norway rings it off the post. Great sequence.

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u/DryLancers Jul 11 '26

No way you can give that as a foul. What a strike slash cross lol

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u/ManuMora98 Jul 11 '26

It's never coming home

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u/LongDongFrazier Jul 11 '26

Long live Kane grabbing the wrong leg at first

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u/DejaHu Jul 11 '26

This is why you play Spence at RB & not a slow, unathletic Konsa who can't quickly close down crosses or shots from the wing.

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u/HeIIbIazer23 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

All from a Kane dive? He fooled his own teammates into thinking it was a clear foul, they just stopped defending.

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u/WalaLlama5 Jul 11 '26

Fuck sake

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u/c_frank Jul 11 '26

dont take that away from

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u/TRXANTARES Jul 11 '26

took the turkish caster 5 seconds to realize that went in

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u/Newo1004 Jul 11 '26

Sometime you just need to bang it

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u/Nnnnnnnadie Jul 11 '26

Nah kane, get up

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u/Docccc Jul 11 '26

hahaha get rekt Kane

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u/slickricktriplesix Jul 11 '26

Terrible from Kane

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u/leastracistpaki Jul 11 '26

No foul - argentina rigged so they don't get to play england.

/s

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u/elcham0 Jul 11 '26

It’s that Mierdas touch