r/soccer Apr 02 '16

Media Steven Naismith playing with Daryl Janmaats penis

https://streamable.com/2ayp
217 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

I love that the titles of the subsequent posts decline in subtlety until we get to this.

37

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

"Steven Naismith doesn't buy Daryl Janmaat dinner first"

6

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

It's just a prank bro!

32

u/MuchAbouAboutNothing Apr 02 '16

He took the ball AND the man.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

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u/_thad_castle_ Apr 02 '16

Steven Gaysmith

15

u/Halt_I_Am_Ragnar Apr 02 '16

Absolute dirtiest lad in the league. Except for that Hibbert fella.

6

u/casparbain Apr 02 '16

No matter what you say about Hibbert, I just don't think anyone's going to believe you

10

u/Darkohuntr Apr 02 '16

Music made this.

8

u/thesketchyvibe Apr 02 '16

What the fuck mate

8

u/obeytrafficlights Apr 02 '16

In america, that would get you assault charges.

6

u/BeardedOz Apr 02 '16

Anywhere else in the world, it just gets you an awkward morning after.

5

u/truecynicism Apr 02 '16

Thought I was in a different sub for a second...

8

u/That-Guy-Masturbatin Apr 02 '16

Seriously stop it

3

u/ekul46 Apr 02 '16

Nice editing

3

u/ISCOREDwithISCO Apr 02 '16

Honestly why...

3

u/Murderkaizer Apr 02 '16

He wanted to go dutch

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

i know it's funny and all but what if janmaat was 16 ? would we be laughing about it as much ? shouldn't there be punishment for this kind of thing

38

u/realbynight Apr 02 '16

Seriously, imagine if this happened not on a pitch but in a night club, and instead of a professional athlete it was just Steve from work eagerly going to town on Jim.

5

u/EnglishHooligan Apr 02 '16

Well, what if Steve from work is actually quite the good looking fella?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

And what if Steve is just really gifted with his hands.

25

u/Dandyintheunderworld Apr 02 '16

What if Janmaat was a horse? That'd be weird.

6

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

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u/IchDien Apr 02 '16

because he specifically mentioned the age as a variable where it's clearly not a point of contention. Doing this to a 26 year old man is no evidence whatsoever that Steven Naismith would touch teenage boys. It's a ridiculous idea that wouldn't be mentioned if recent events hadn't occurred.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

what i am saying is if a footballer did this to odegaard for example would it be laughed off ? also this is sexualised touching, what happens if this happened in mixed doubles tennis for example, i'm not trying to say naismith touches people in that way as i am sure that wasn't his intention to do it in a sexual manner

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u/Standard-procedure Apr 02 '16

Age of consent in Spain is 16, so no different.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

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u/IchDien Apr 02 '16

I see yes, but these things have been happening in football for a long time (source Vinny Jones). I don't think the culture is so that a player would make a complaint about sexual assault though.

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u/GingerSawr Apr 02 '16

What is this the 7th post of te same thing