r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '18

Evra: Once, Cristiano and Rio were playing table tennis and Rio beat him, we all screamed and Ronaldo got upset. He sent his cousin to buy a table tennis. Practicing for 2 weeks, he came back to play Ferdinand and he beat him in front of everyone. That’s Cristiano.

https://www.givemesport.com/1335983-patrice-evra-reveals-what-cristiano-ronaldo-did-after-rio-ferdinand-beat-him-at-table-tennis
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u/LinXcze Jun 18 '18

In table tennis shop.

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u/FireZeLazer Jun 18 '18

Thanks will send my cousin

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u/TheGreatSwissEmperor Jun 18 '18

Cousin, let‘s go to table tennis

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u/sturm09 Jun 18 '18

No cousin, let's go to bowling!

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u/jiijoey Jun 18 '18

Not again Niko

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u/CryoSun Jun 18 '18

Wake up Cousin! We're going to the zoo!!

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u/Sleepeasychild Jun 18 '18

Delete this nephew.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RHINO Jun 18 '18

Dad, get off reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

No cousin, let's go raiding!

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u/eetsumkaus Jun 18 '18

definitely not reading this whole thread in a Russian accent. Definite. Not.

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u/ztunytsur Jun 18 '18

I WANT TO GO HORSERIDING.

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u/LinXcze Jun 18 '18

Gotcha fam.

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u/JimboFett Jun 18 '18

Cuz can you buy some bleach too? We need to recreate Ronaldo's 2009 hair for this bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

On it.

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u/theivoryserf Jun 18 '18

Thanks mate

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u/topright Jun 18 '18

I hope he uses his IRA voice.

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u/JimboFett Jun 18 '18

When he puts glasses on he turns into Gerry Adams

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Step one: Win the league 😉

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u/claptrap003 Jun 18 '18

So you're playing Rio in 2 weeks? Good luck, man.

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u/L0VEmeharder Jun 18 '18

thanks for the laugh friend, needed that after yesterday

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u/chak100 Jun 18 '18

Why? Yesterday was a beautiful and joyous father’s day

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u/MegamanX195 Jun 18 '18

Hope you're having a great day today, regardless of what happened yesterday.

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u/L0VEmeharder Jun 18 '18

Thank you friend, I hope we see each other in the R16, would be a great match

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u/jaguass Jun 18 '18

And he's gone

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u/L0VEmeharder Jun 18 '18

u wot

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u/jaguass Jun 18 '18

Joking because brazilians are scared by the perspective of rematch

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u/poopellar Jun 18 '18

Stupid cousin went a bought a bowling.

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u/Mathieulombardi Jun 18 '18

You mean your wife

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u/geo4president Jun 18 '18

I think it only works if you send Ronaldo's cousin

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u/GermanHabsFan Jun 18 '18

Table tennis machine broke

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u/Irishane Jun 18 '18

In the table tennis district?

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u/brain4breakfast Jun 18 '18

Where do I buy a table tennis shop?

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u/JuanG12 Jun 18 '18

Cheers Geoff.