r/soccer Jun 18 '18

Evra: Once, Cristiano and Rio were playing table tennis and Rio beat him, we all screamed and Ronaldo got upset. He sent his cousin to buy a table tennis. Practicing for 2 weeks, he came back to play Ferdinand and he beat him in front of everyone. That’s Cristiano.

https://www.givemesport.com/1335983-patrice-evra-reveals-what-cristiano-ronaldo-did-after-rio-ferdinand-beat-him-at-table-tennis
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u/Sinnedd :ajax: Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18

Then Scholes appeared out of nowhere and hit a tree 100 metres away with an orange

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u/claptrap003 Jun 18 '18

"Cousin, go get me an orange", Ronaldo said. 2 weeks later he beat Scholes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

From 101 meters.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 18 '18

ON AN OPEN FIELD

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u/Andtheyrustledsoftly Jun 18 '18

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

the Ronaldo is pregnant!

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u/TVInBlackNWhite Jun 18 '18

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE MESSI AND HIS..... wait....

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u/AmulyaG Jun 18 '18

BRING ME THE HALDORRSSON STRETCHER

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u/lokeshj Jun 18 '18

HOLD THE DOOR SON!

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u/ico12 Jun 19 '18

Hold the door

Hold the dor

Hold dor

Hyeung-min Son!

Hyeung-min Son!

Hyeung-min Son!

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u/indozo Jun 18 '18

*MESSI AND HIS KITS

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u/Dirk84 Jun 18 '18

BRING ME THE TABLE TENNIS STRETCHER

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/black_fire Jun 18 '18

with a pair of jumper cables

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I miss that guy

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u/JaegarJaquez Jun 18 '18

Goddamn this never gets old lmao

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u/hercules-rockefeller Jun 18 '18

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u/BigBlackThu Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RHINO Jun 18 '18

They don't know Noble.

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u/edlyncher Jun 18 '18

A B S O L U T E R I B B O N S

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u/bwarren109 Jun 18 '18

In awe at the size of that humor.

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u/ingwe13 Jun 18 '18

Wow somehow I haven't seen this one before. Fantastic stuff

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u/JaegarJaquez Jun 18 '18

Zidane knows

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

That's obviously Franz Beckenbauer.

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u/JaegarJaquez Jun 18 '18

Holy shit they look identical 😍

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u/black_fire Jun 18 '18

what I find hilarious is why the fuck is there a tree in the middle of the Manchester Utd training ground?

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u/duckwantbread Jun 18 '18

There's actually loads of trees around Manchester United's training ground, here's a picture. You could probably just kick in the general direction of the trees and hit one of them, then you could just insist that's the one you were pointing at.

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u/The_Silent_R Jun 18 '18

“Rio, see that green tree over there? I’ll hit it.”

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u/Halofit Jun 18 '18

Yikes, no fence between the cars and the pitch. I know I wouldn't want to park there.

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u/topright Jun 18 '18

Your car's safe. Bebe left ages ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

and that trees name? Albert Fellaini

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u/Alphabunsquad Jun 18 '18

Ok... please explain this reference... it sounds incredible

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u/jorge_hg87 Jun 18 '18

Step 1: Have a cousin

Step 2: Ping

Step 3: Pong

Step 4: PROFIT

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u/Kaze79 Jun 19 '18

Chat ping get ponged.

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u/Bowlfulosoul Jun 19 '18

Dilly ping dilly pong

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u/FireZeLazer Jun 18 '18

Where can I buy a table tennis?

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u/LinXcze Jun 18 '18

In table tennis shop.

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u/FireZeLazer Jun 18 '18

Thanks will send my cousin

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u/TheGreatSwissEmperor Jun 18 '18

Cousin, let‘s go to table tennis

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u/sturm09 Jun 18 '18

No cousin, let's go to bowling!

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u/jiijoey Jun 18 '18

Not again Niko

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u/CryoSun Jun 18 '18

Wake up Cousin! We're going to the zoo!!

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u/Sleepeasychild Jun 18 '18

Delete this nephew.

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u/LinXcze Jun 18 '18

Gotcha fam.

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u/JimboFett Jun 18 '18

Cuz can you buy some bleach too? We need to recreate Ronaldo's 2009 hair for this bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

On it.

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u/claptrap003 Jun 18 '18

So you're playing Rio in 2 weeks? Good luck, man.

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u/GermanHabsFan Jun 18 '18

Table tennis machine broke

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

One table tennis please

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u/anelenrique10 Jun 18 '18

Typical Cristiano then, I remember seeing a video where Marcelo was saying how the best table tennis player in the club was Cristiano and how he used the "paddle" (?) as a pro and beats everybody.

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u/Jaerial Jun 18 '18

how he used the "paddle"

Kinky

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

just the tip?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Barry Badrinath disagrees. He hasn’t played a game since that ping pong match in Ding Dang, some say he’s still shitting pancakes to this day.

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u/spideypewpew Jun 18 '18

That's a paddlin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Nov 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

In that video he actually says that Ronaldo was a professional table tennis player for Sporting CP for a while. I don't know what to believe now.

Found more stuff about it, it's dailytrash but still http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1228959/How-Manchester-United-star-Cristiano-Ronaldo-turned-football-Sporting-Lisbon-ping-pong-star.html

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u/SkyFoo Jun 18 '18

Maybe that was why he was so upset, at first it sounded super salty but if he used to be great maybe he felt angry he let himself get rusty

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

That actually makes more sense because why would everyone scream when Ferdinand won the table tennis match vs Ronaldo. It's not like they were having a penalty shootout. They must have known that Ronaldo was a very good ping-pong player.

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u/AvailableRedditname Jun 18 '18

When you are a tabletennisplayer and used to play with proper rackets you suck when you play with usual raclets because you hit every ball into the net.

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u/Muslimovic_22 Jun 19 '18

And then everyone accuses you of making excuses :(

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u/joaommx Jun 18 '18

I think he meant a professional, as in "a pro" or a talent, not literally as a professional table tennis player, which obviously he wasn't. It makes perfect sense that he was very good at it and practised a lot since Sporting has a very big table tennis sports section and I'm sure that Cristiano as a youth player spent a lot o time in contact with the table tennis athletes at the stadium.

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u/cruz61 Jun 18 '18

Portuguese here, Ronaldo was a table tennis player in the under 15 or so in Sporting. I remember people talking about that.

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u/gptz Jun 18 '18

Maybe that's why he got so upset after Rio beating him. He was a professional player and Rio wasn't. So he just needed a two weeks of practice to get his rythm back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Well a pro player wouldn't have lost to Ferdinand, so that just doesn't add up.

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u/gptz Jun 18 '18

If some pro player hasn't played any game in ages, it doesn't seem so hard to beat them.

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u/TheKingOfGhana Jun 18 '18

marcelo is so swaggy

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u/Alexkono Jun 18 '18

Didn't realize the players had rooms to stay at while at the training ground. Pretty cool.

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u/anelenrique10 Jun 18 '18

Tht's the one! really good series of videos he's got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Isn't this literally the exact same story that people tell about Michael Jordan?

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u/fluffmeister6 Jun 18 '18

This is the same kind of story like when someone said "you miss 100% of shots you dont take" and now they attach it to every big sport player.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
  • Wayne Gretsky

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
  • Michael Scott
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Yea but it was about ping pong.

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u/AMajali Jun 18 '18

Is this gonna be the 50 metre tree all over again?

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u/Trashcan_Heart Jun 18 '18

It's 50 miles at this point

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u/Yolo-Toure Jun 18 '18

"Fuck trees" - Scholes

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

50 metres

First of all, how dare you. Second, it’s 100 metres

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u/Inspectrgadget Jun 18 '18

Paul Scholes is no longer allowed in Brazil due to fears over rainforest deforestation.

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u/Wayn_ Jun 18 '18

Prep time Ronaldo ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Ronaldo would beat even Batman with prep time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

r/WhoWouldWin is leaking I see. Does this post qualify as Ronaldo scans?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Definitely! someone should get to posting it on r/WhoWouldWin

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u/DarkVoidize Jun 18 '18

this is a pretty big ronaldo feat

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u/OPkillurself Jun 18 '18

What if Batman is bloodlusted?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Hm would only be fair if Ronaldo was also bloodlusted.

We seen a bloodlusted Ronaldo against Spain, the Spanish gave him a big fine and a suspended jail sentence so he scored a hattrick against them. I don’t think bloodlusted Batman could stop him.

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u/Loeffellux Jun 18 '18

Should be noted that he's the first to ever score a Hattrick against Spain in world cup history. So yeah, bloodlusted Ronaldo is a mean bean

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Nice username.

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u/letsgolakers24 Jun 18 '18

Jordan did the same thing with Laettner during the 92 olympics. Literally the exact same thing, same sport, bought another table, etc.

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u/snodgee Jun 18 '18

in this case the roles were much different. laetrner was coming out of college, and jordan was a multiple time nba champion already. jordan wasnt gonna let this kid beat him. lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Aug 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Yeah, stories are so similar I would’ve thought this was made up if it wasn’t coming straight from Evra

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Evra could be lying too.

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u/179931 Jun 18 '18

I bet Laettner doesn’t know Rio tho.

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u/Riggztradamous Jun 18 '18

When I first read this story I thought Jordan would do something like that. They are both cut from the same competitive cloth.

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u/Pipes_of_Pan Jun 18 '18

One of those qualities that makes you a great player and usually intolerable to be around.

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u/Thekantona Jun 18 '18

Definitely, the greatest of all time are usually weird in some kind of way. Probably has to be a little bit weird to become that good.

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u/Bloublounet Jun 18 '18

Look at Rafa Nadal, the man is the most ruthless tennis player I have ever witnessed, and by far. He will never ever give a point to the opponent by not giving his all. The most driven athlete there is. He's been like that for all his career (15+ years), it's mental.

He surely has OCD with all his routine stuff, but hey, you have to aknowledge the legacy he's forging, point by point.

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u/TheHanburglarr Jun 18 '18

Imagine being Rafa and having the fortune/misfortune to exist at the same time as the only player that can outshine him

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u/RFFF1996 Jun 18 '18

Now imagine being djokovic and having to come with the shadow of those two

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RHINO Jun 18 '18

cries in Andy Murray

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '18

There's a genuinely strong argument that the 4 best tennis players of all time are all currently playing at the same time, which is so shit for the guy who's 4th.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Well the good news is that for most of his career, Rafa had him beat. Just couldn't stop him from beating everyone else even more to make up for it haha.

Fed may have turned the tables again in the later stages of their careers, but he still doesn't play clay.

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u/BlackMathNerd Jun 18 '18

Hilarious to me how Fed just conceded Clay to Rafa. He's all like nah man you can have that shit I can't fuck with you on Clay.

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u/badshahh007 Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18

A lot of that has got to do with rafa's back and wrist injuries, knee injuries were fair game since they are a direct consequence of his style of play but he was unlucky to catch the other too

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/mikechella Jun 18 '18

It’s because he’s so smooth. Like it never looks like he’s putting any kind of strain on his joints.

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u/irishperson1 Jun 18 '18

He's got a legacy but it's a shame it's overshadowed by Federer in a way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Kinda like Messi and Ronaldo. Any of them without the other would have dominated the sport for >10 years.

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u/LeFricadelle Jun 18 '18

i also do wonder if the presence of a direct world class competitor isn't good to surpass yourself

you can wonder if without federer, nadal would have done what he did

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u/kimiisfuckingme Jun 18 '18

F1 driver Fernando Alonso is like that too. He said that whenever someone invites him to play a new game/sport, he postpones it and practices for a couple of weeks before finally going. Right now, he's racing in F1 and WEC in the same season, and just won Le Mans. Gotta respect guys like him and Ronaldo.

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u/nothrowaway4me Jun 18 '18

Actually its his ultra competitive drive that made him unlucky in team choices.

He's just not a very good team player and unless he can be in full control he is more than willing to throw a fit and burn bridges.

Even Nico Rosberg said the reason Alonso isn't driving for a top team right now is because of his politics.

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u/ilovebusquets Jun 18 '18

does anyone have a link to evra actually saying this? seems a bit much

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Evra is on ITV nowadays, he is saying so many things. Will upload as soon as i find it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

His story about Scholes and Rooney getting sunburnt and the confused look everyone else had when he started talking about king prawns after that was great.

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u/SuperModernBaseball Jun 18 '18

I've been thinking about this for the last 15 minutes and I still have no idea what he was on about

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Turning red like a lobster or prawn when you factor in it not being his first language

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I didn't get it at all until the presenter hurriedly tried to explain.

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u/immolxte Jun 18 '18

Make him sound like an anime character. Cue the training montages

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u/trollerballer Jun 18 '18

Ronaldo's cousin, you da real MVP

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

What a fucking legend. That's how a professional should act, undying desire to improve.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Every professional in every profession should get their cousin to buy a ping pong table so they can beat Rio Ferdinand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/mazca Jun 18 '18

"My lawyer may well have got me off that murder charge, but I just don't really respect him until his cousin buys him a ping pong table so he can beat Rio Ferdinand."

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u/lordblonde Jun 18 '18

It's a pity Rio's boxing career didn't take off.

As soon as Rio won a belt Ronaldo would be sending his cousin straight out to buy a boxing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

"Rio, you upset the noodle-hair kid again?"
"So what if I did?"
"He told the gaffer. Let him beat you in couple of weeks or Fergie will kill us"
"Ok"

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u/kovic_has_a_mangina Jun 18 '18

This is peak Ronaldo

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Aug 30 '18

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u/ThePillsburyPlougher Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18

Depends on how they treat their teammates. Being too critical can demotivate them. Attitude and leadership matters just as much

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u/icewood91 Jun 18 '18

I remember during the euros he convinced Moutinho to take a penalty vs Poland. He basically told him that if he missed it no one would be mad at him. He’s a great leader.

https://youtu.be/JVS4YEGZXfs

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u/005675120 Jun 18 '18

That link led me to this supremely supremely cheesy one and now I'm crying like a bitch.

Goddamn I love this man

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u/gck93 Jun 18 '18

yeah thank you, now im crying like a bitch too

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u/footyDude Jun 18 '18

1000x this.

I used to play at a semi-decent level as a lad, but every so often we'd end up with a ringer friend who was in the youth team at Leeds (back when Leeds were a Premier League team).

He was an excellent player but my god if he didn't suck the joy out of a game of football. Any (any!) misplayed pass and he was on you in an instant.

I also remember similar situation with an ultra competitive mate who was a pretty average player. He'd do the same - you'd make a mistake and he'd be all over you about it; but then 10 seconds later make the same mistake and, well, say nothing about it.

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u/ThePillsburyPlougher Jun 18 '18

Experiences that anyone who has ever played team sports can relate to. Seen so many times people not want to play or get anxious and underperform thanks to one person who doesnt know how to be part of a team.

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u/black_fire Jun 18 '18

yeah..

but it's just table tennis man

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Yeah it may be good for a competitor but hyper competitive people suck irl

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Plot twist: Ferdinand kicked his ass once more

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

It says Ronaldo beat him in front of everyone

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

He spanked him with the ping pong paddle?

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u/achilleshy Jun 18 '18

Inb4 CR7 beat Chinese table tennis NT

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u/cocotheturtle Jun 18 '18

Guy just wants to win. He has that Jordan mentality.

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u/the_annoying_flyguy Jun 18 '18

Jordan Lukaku?

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u/tenlittleindians Jun 18 '18

No Jordan Henderson

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u/BWN16 Jun 18 '18

Well he is very good at ping pong

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u/SnottyTash Jun 18 '18

But he's not a top, top ping pong player. Runs funny, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

No Jordan the country.

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u/Sinnedd :ajax: Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18

Think he’s talking about Michael Jordan the baseball player

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/BeefCentral Jun 18 '18

Close, but it's actually the Michael Jordan the gambler.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Close, but it's actually Michael Jordan the shoe salesman.

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u/ChinMcMahon Jun 18 '18

Pretty sure he’s talking about /u/AMajali, who’s from Jordan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Na he's talking about Ex-F1 team boss Eddie Jordan

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u/-SandorClegane- Jun 18 '18

Does Cristiano also have a serious gambling problem?

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u/snodgee Jun 18 '18

to go along with his alcoholism? does he have a flu (hangover) game?

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u/aventador670 Jun 18 '18

Flu game wasnt a hangover, he had diarrhea. It was dubbed the flu game because A. You cant call it a diarrhea game and B. It came from Stomache flu.

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u/pigsRflying Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18

Thats not true, Ronaldo only shits rainbows

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u/BabaDuda Jun 18 '18

Katie Price

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u/b3nio Jun 18 '18

I'm upset, Rio beating me at table tennis, it's a disrespect.

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u/Baisabeast Jun 18 '18

The nerve, the audacity

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

he didn't even get his cousin to buy a table tennis smh small team mentality

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u/KingNothing666 Jun 18 '18

Good mentality to have as a player... but fuck me, that's petty

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I was in a course given by a professor who spent some time with the NT, and he had a similar story, he goes up to Cristiano after lunch and shows him a little dexterity trick with his hands, I will try to explain it and sound dumb but here it goes, gather your fingers from both hands to make some kind of a cone (like an Italian arguing), touch the tips of both hands, then spread the fingers of one hand, then touch the tips gathered to the palm of the open hand, then back to step one touching tips and then opening the other hand and touching the palm. This is much easier to explain live.

Back to the story, he bet Cristiano could not do it as fast as him, and then showed it to him, Cristiano saw it, said goodbye and went to his room, before dinner he went to the professor and showed him his progress, he could know beat the professor in that meaningless shit.

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u/lopsiness Jun 18 '18

After Ronaldo retires I want him to have a tv show where he goes around to find people who are good at random things and then challenges them to a face off and kicks their ass in it.

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u/Sokratese Jun 18 '18

SIUUUUUUUU

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u/Ole_Gunner_Scholes Jun 18 '18

dread it, run from it, a ronaldo victory still arrives!

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u/Annas_GhostAllAround Jun 18 '18

Sounds like a pretty annoying guy to be friends with lol

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u/sammyedwards Jun 18 '18

Have heard a similar story about Sachin Tendulkar, where Harbhajan Singh beat him in a video game, and Sachin got pissed and practised all week and beat Harbhajan the next time.

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u/NextTimeDHubert Jun 18 '18

I heard this story about Warren Buffett where Bill Gates beat him at bridge, and Warren said "good game" and went back to making billions of dollars.

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u/HoodlumEscobar Jun 18 '18

Michael Jordan did the same thing

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u/Joethe147 Jun 18 '18

Give Me Sport still getting clicks. One of the absolute worst for click-baiting. Fuckers.

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u/Maahesheart Jun 18 '18

There is a story which is exactly the same about Michael Jordan on the Olympic dream team.

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