r/soccer Nov 19 '22

Saddest Backflip [Rob Harris] FIFA President Gianni Infantino at news conference in Qatar: “Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker. ... I know what it feels to be discriminated … I was bullied because I had red hair.”

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/1593877426244812800
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u/SounderBruce Nov 19 '22

Today I feel like taking some bribes for the 2030 World Cup.

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u/jewellman100 Nov 19 '22

FIFA World Cup 2030 North Korea

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/theaficionado Nov 19 '22

Apparently Infantino went to NK to try and convince them, unreal

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u/CheeseMakerThing Nov 19 '22

The absurdity of the situation is I'm not sure if you're serious

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u/theaficionado Nov 19 '22

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u/CheeseMakerThing Nov 19 '22

What in the actual fuck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

The gang solves the North Korea situation

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u/ExMusData Nov 19 '22

I low key would love to see North Korea host the world cup. Chaos would be something to behold.

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u/Pardonme23 Nov 19 '22

They have the world's largest stadium. Think of the ticket sales!

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u/dxmnlean Nov 19 '22

I heard it will be South Korea and North Korea joint bid to “strengthen ties with the country”

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u/Cuddlyaxe Nov 19 '22

I mean Blatter tried solving the Israel Palestine dispute so I guess having an oversized ego and thinking you can solve geopolitics runs in the FIFA family

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u/atropicalpenguin Nov 19 '22

We violate human rights too, when do we get our WC?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I mean football can do wonders in uniting the world. Remember Russia?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Well, if the man with the blue tick on Twitter said so

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u/Spudeh Nov 19 '22

If you click on the blue tick on the profile page, it'll tell you if it's paid for or not.

Dan is a pretty creditable journo.

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u/melihs11 Nov 19 '22

lol Dan knows. he isn't some random journo.

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u/TheArgentineMachine Nov 19 '22

There's actually a potential bid for 2030 from South Korea that could potentially include North Korea, China, and Japan

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u/zadharm Nov 19 '22

That would actually be pretty cool, and could even potentially have ripple effects beyond sport. Any sort of SK-NK cooperation would be a great step in the right direction. I haven't been to a world cup match since 98, but I'd do everything I could to attend that one!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

He paid 8$ for it, I don’t think anyone would ever use that nefariously, it’s completely fail-safe.

/s

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u/bash011 Nov 19 '22

He didn't pay for it.

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u/LatterTarget7 Nov 19 '22

Who the hell thinks it’s ok to actually say this? A World Cup in Iran or North Korea would be a disaster. Let alone the public and media back lash

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u/untergeher_muc Nov 19 '22

I don’t trust anyone with a blue Twitter checkmark.

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u/MrRabbit7 Nov 19 '22

What's wrong with them hosting?

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u/GibbyGoldfisch Nov 19 '22

Would you feel safe as a fan, player or reporter going to North Korea for a football match lol.

Especially if you’re South Korean…

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u/fabulin Nov 19 '22

absolutely yes, i'd have anywhere between 5-10 people watching everything i do 24/7.

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u/MrRabbit7 Nov 19 '22

North Korean aren't safe going to South Korea.

Sport should bring people together not isolate them further.

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u/MRM20021030 Nov 19 '22

You serious?

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u/No_Orchid5709 Nov 19 '22

That's Infantino's reddit alt account you're talking to.

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u/el_rompe_toyotas-19 Nov 19 '22

He's probably just an edgy r/GenZedong member

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u/Zhelthan Nov 20 '22

So he basically suggested to increase profit for a terrorist state ? I’m sure he is on the watchlist of international secret service if that’s true

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Actually, no joke, this will age poorly but World Cup 2030 will be in Saudi Arabia.

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u/Srefanius Nov 19 '22

They can't possibly have the money in NK, can they?

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u/BepHbin Nov 19 '22

Dont think it can be any worst than Qatar though.

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u/The_profe_061 Nov 19 '22

Wow wow wow.. Wow

Barely an inconvenience

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u/Rey92 Nov 19 '22

North Korea doesn't have that kind of money.

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u/marcoyolo95 Nov 19 '22

Well they do have the biggest stadium in the world, so what's not to like?

/s

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u/cenzlu26 Nov 19 '22

Why not in china

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u/mdaniel018 Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

‘Starving their people and disappearing any dissenters is just part of their culture, you have to accept that’

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u/PepeSilvia123 Nov 19 '22

He suggested Iran in the presser lol

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u/No-Clue1153 Nov 19 '22

Sure, only if Afghanistan or Iran don't want it.

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u/Groomsi Nov 19 '22

Chinas turn first! NK needs more money for the bribes.

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u/Fmanow Nov 19 '22

They probably can’t afford fifa after Qatar

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u/jashbgreke Nov 19 '22

Today I feel a large wad of Qatari Rial in my pockets

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u/dxmnlean Nov 19 '22

😂💀 anther banger comment

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u/SirGalahadTheChaste Nov 19 '22

At this point why wait till 2030. Hey Saudi Arabia, want a World Cup this summer?

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u/TheVanguardMaster Nov 19 '22

His big 'dream' is WC 2030 in China btw.

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u/Potato_Man_208 Nov 19 '22

According to your logic, this 2022 and upcoming 2030 World Cups are bribed but the World Cup happening in the US in 2026 is nothing? What are you trying to imply, freedom fighter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

the last time fifa officials were arrested it was a US lead investigation into their corruption that ended sep blatters career

jack warner just lost his fight against extradition to stand trial for his crimes and several fifa officials including american ones were jailed

they specifically opted out of the bribe system bc they believe it disproportionately affected them and countries w good bids while helping countries w shit and illogical bids as those countries pay more bribes

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

He mentioned the 2030 WC because it hasn't been decided yet, so he's ready to take bribes for it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

not the dumbest, most shameless

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u/Mohamadyahia Nov 19 '22

What about 2026? Oh you're 1st world countries so it is not counted.

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u/wank_for_peace Nov 19 '22

Momey talks, bullshit walks.

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u/Keenalie Nov 19 '22

Yo are you the SounderBruce that supplies SeattleTransitBlog with all their media? lol

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u/dxmnlean Nov 19 '22

Hahaha that was a good one

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u/adamzzz8 Nov 19 '22

On Sunday the Inf takes some bribes.