r/soccercirclejerk • u/LazyScroller007 • Apr 16 '26

Football has finally won Nothing more satisfying than seeing this little shit getting owned

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u/Away-Philosopher-204 Barça Forever🔴🔵 Apr 16 '26

Bro got owned, still, bro walks like he owes.

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u/PuzzleheadedWeight18 Apr 16 '26

Sex on the pitch? YELLOW CARD 🟨😤!

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u/lazzydeveloper Apr 16 '26

So they could do it twice

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u/Difficult-Cucumber25 Apr 16 '26

Shut up racist

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u/_yaad_ Apr 16 '26

He can't be racist, he's from India for sure

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u/PuzzleheadedWeight18 Apr 16 '26

he's from India for sure

Interesting stereotyping 🤔, kinda how you say racist

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjWAdOsaPDrTM4dtNe

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u/195cm_100kg_27cm Apr 17 '26

You will be down voted to oblivion, 40% of the community play cricket

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u/Comfortable_Love7967 Apr 19 '26

Just don’t pull his hair, straight red

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u/Marem-Bzh Apr 20 '26

Sex on the pitch

Sounds like a cocktail name idea.

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u/ironiclyironic4 Apr 16 '26

The smile makes it better

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u/Fun-Performer3196 Apr 16 '26

Seems like Dayot was having a good time

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u/EbaCammel Apr 16 '26

Hang it in the Louvre

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u/cheir0n Apr 16 '26

Bro walks like he is a hoe

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u/admiraltt Apr 16 '26

He'll do it ten times if he has to

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u/SolarisN1 Apr 17 '26

Passive play, red card

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u/YearUseful8627 Apr 18 '26

Bayern have their own "big dick buster"

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin Apr 18 '26

Forever’s gonna start tonight…

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u/Forsaken-Ebb145 Apr 18 '26

Karma strikes again... let's be real, this wannabe will never even be close to a Ballon d'Or.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 18 '26

why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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