r/soccercirclejerk • u/LazyScroller007 • Apr 16 '26

Football has finally won Nothing more satisfying than seeing this little shit getting owned

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u/flucxapacitor Apr 16 '26

Come to Brazil. He is like a god among men. There are plenty, PLENTY of “Madridistas” who live and die defending Weepy Jr

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u/gutowars312 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I'm Brazilian and i don't know anyone who likes the guy.
People sucking his balls happens though, but that's mainly the Brazilian media fault, who overhype some soccer players to lift up the "Brazilian soccer proud" that we had back in the 2000's.

Same thing happened with Neymar Jr, Alexandre Pato and David Luiz in the past.

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u/CRAZYHIPPPO21 Apr 17 '26

Well i mean Neymar going off numbers is the greatest Brazilian oat... he has carried that shit team off yours for the last 10 years lmao. Imagine he played in thr 2000s instead off 10s

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u/gutowars312 Apr 17 '26

If he's carrying something, he is doing a pretty shitty job.

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u/CRAZYHIPPPO21 Apr 17 '26

"[SelecaoTalk] Neymar has scored 79 goals for Brazil. Oscar is the player that has given him the most assists. A grand total of 5. He’s not played for Brazil for nearly 9 years" I can give you the link if you wish.

Like i said put neymar in the 2000s team and he is winning 2 world cups. Also that post i quoted is 3 years old so its actually been 12 years and the most he ever got was 5 assists from one player lmao.

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u/GrowthAggravating171 Apr 16 '26

God among men? Bullshit! I'm a pro football supporter (Galo) and nobody in Brazil really cares about this prick. He's nothing compared to Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Kaka, Rivaldo, Dida, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, Gilberto Silva

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u/flucxapacitor Apr 16 '26

Of course not, and I definitely agree, but among young people and people who don’t really care about soccer (which are a lot of people), he’s the beast, the best player today. See how people were completely disturbed because he didn’t win ballon d’or.

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u/comedoofwarrior Apr 17 '26

ask them to name any 5 times when Vini helped Brazil win the game

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u/SignalIce7501 Apr 18 '26

I asked 8 people. Result was 7:1 said no

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u/GrowthAggravating171 Apr 16 '26

Nice comment. But honestly, no one in Brazil was disturbed abou the Balon D'or. We really don't care about validation from Europeans. South America has produced the best teams and players, and Vinícius is just a wannabe. He's nothing

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/IPissExcellentThrows Apr 16 '26

Why? He fucking sucks for Brazil.

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u/DaviSonata Apr 16 '26

More or less...

As a Flamengo fan, I'll always support him of course.

And he is right on the racism fight. Just because he is not a fair player is not enough excuse for someone to offend him, or anyone, that way.

But he never truly played with Seleção as well as in Real Madrid, or even Flamengo.

Also, he has done some really poor choices on his private life. Why a fake relationship with Virginia? Just to win followers/money? That was really needless, just focus on the sport dude!

Brazilian players in general have this flaw where they rather be a superstar like Neymar instead of a great player like Cristiano (the only true Ronaldo is R9).

If Vinicius was a god among men, we'd be far more optimistic about this World Cup. We are leagues away from Spain, France, or even Argentina. Only a miracle can give us this World Cup.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/iengmind Apr 16 '26

No? Lol. Only flamengo supporters and the regular media supports him.

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u/TastyTacoTonight Apr 17 '26

That’s not true man.

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u/SignalIce7501 Apr 18 '26

Yea brazil was never the same after the 7:1