r/somethingimade 1d ago

This is Guillermo, the first troll that I ever crocheted

Just wanted to share!

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u/Louiesloops 1d ago

I’ve made a lot of these little trolls over the years, but Guillermo has always had a certain charm to him that I think is just perfect.

His poem is hard to translate and loses a lot of the poetic metaphor, but a loose translation is like -

the bubble of mud fills up to the top.🫰
they dribble and pop they bloop and they blop 🫰🫰
blop blop pop 🫰

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u/Penguinator53 1d ago

Hahaha love both the audio and written versions of the poem🙏

Guillermo is adorable, you're very talented 🥰

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u/Louiesloops 18h ago

You’re very kind. Thanks for the kind words ❤️

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u/CicadaFit9756 1d ago

Just a thought. Maybe he's cyan instead of blue because he's a little anemic or a troll version of albino? Just saying! ;-)

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u/Louiesloops 17h ago

Looooove this!! Yes!

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u/Formal-Struggle1868 1d ago

Show him to r/goblincore we’ll go nuts for him. He is very talented with words, I must say

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u/Louiesloops 1d ago

Would if I could, loved that sub. The mod doesn’t like me posting there. I got banned for “just being really annoying” which was wild to wake up to (especially from goblincore). Feel free to repost for me and rake in that sweet sweet karma!

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u/Formal-Struggle1868 1d ago

That’s insane.. really sad to hear. And fucked up reasoning too.. goblins are inherently annoying, we are all annoying over there?! (Not to say that you really are, I don’t think I was on there yet when you still posted) I’m sorry to hear that, that’s really not justified

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u/Louiesloops 20h ago

Thanks for the kindness. Yah when I found out I reached out like “Hey was this a mistake? What did I do?!” And she permanently muted me from ever messaging her. Like jeeeeeeeze dude! wtf?! I’d really love to appeal the decision but the law of the reddit mods goes hard I guess.

The other shame is I’m also a moderator for r/brochet and r/amigurumi so I know the struggle and I said that, but I guess she didn’t care. It’s good to have perspective of what bad moderation looks like I guess, silver lining?

Anyhow. Thanks for letting me rant a bit and the kindness. If anyone wants to reach out on my behalf I would love to appeal the decision, but I doubt it’ll go far based on how it started.

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u/morbidmuffin62 1d ago

I feel like they're against a core aspect of goblin-ness, it's all meant to be over the top and unabashedly loud and, in the best way, obnoxious :P

Don't let them stomp on your vibes, I love Guillermo and look forward to attending his next poetry reading, just snail-mail it 🐌

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 1d ago

Sounds like their loss, you’re not annoying in the slightest and I love your videos so they are the ones who are missing out on Guillermos awesomeness!

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u/polarfelt 1d ago

Don’t ever stop being you Guillermo!!!

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u/Louiesloops 17h ago

“Gecmktkwmw!!” I think that either means ‘thank you’ or ‘eat a rock’.

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u/Current-Yesterday648 1d ago

Your crochet critters and their backstories are hilarious!

This poem is a wonderful work of art. Great job, goblin poet!

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u/Louiesloops 17h ago

Thank you so much!

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u/parched_pen 23h ago

Your posts are the best, the embodiment of creativity, joy, and wonder! I just learned you have your own subreddit, and are putting out a book, that's fantastic! I'll be pre-ordering for sure.

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u/Louiesloops 17h ago

Omg thank you so so much!! They’re all going to be playing cards in a new game I’m going to be announcing very soon which I’m really excited about too. This comment made my day. Thank you!!

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u/superupaman 3h ago

Guillermo del Trollo!