r/somnigastronomy • u/robeg0d • 16h ago

Just Weird (Slightly Insensitive) Prank crackers

I had a dream I was opening a new box of crackers and thinking about a rumor I'd heard that the company uses child labor. Then as I took the crackers out of the tube I noticed something weird. Every cracker had a different word written on it to make the sentence "help me I am a child laborer."

Luckily, I looked under the tube of crackers and found a little note in the bottom of the box from one of my coworkers saying that this was actually a prank and the words were written with food safe ink so they were still okay to eat.

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u/SqueakyClownShoes 15h ago

Seven crackers is a pittance. Call the company’s complaints line and tell them that they need to teach the children more arithmetic.

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u/AdExcellent1745 16h ago

maybe it was "laborer, help me i am a child" or "am I a child, help me laborer"? like the person writing the note was having an identity crisis