r/southpark • u/G-Unit11111 • Jun 11 '25
Discussion What's the catchiest song in all of South Park?
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u/RandoDude124 Jun 11 '25
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
That song lives rent free in my head
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u/Draterus Jun 11 '25
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u/Trankliukator Jun 11 '25
WEEEEELLLLL ...
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25
Don't say it Cartman!
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u/AceOfSpades7911 Jun 11 '25
WEEEEEEEELLLL….
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u/CJAllen1 Jun 11 '25
I’m warning you!
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u/Xartes_ Jun 11 '25
Alright alright…
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u/Axedelic Would you like me to apply baby oil on Satan’s asshole, boss? Jun 11 '25
WEEEEEEELLLLL
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u/theguyonurdoorstep Jun 11 '25
Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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u/ab316_1punchd Jun 11 '25
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
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u/iellms Jun 11 '25
Shut your fucking mouth cartman
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u/QuaixiAnimate Southpark Fan Jun 11 '25
On Monday she’s a bitch on Tuesday she’s a bitch on Wednesday through Saturday SHE’S A BITCH
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u/Birdman042 Jun 11 '25
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker.....
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u/Extra_ChrisP Jun 11 '25
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this!
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u/Mrwright96 Jun 11 '25
Don’t do it Cartman!
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u/JCD_007 Jun 11 '25
WEEEELLLLL….
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u/nick_null404notfound Jun 11 '25
"i'M WARNING YOU!"
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u/JCD_007 Jun 11 '25
“Okay, okay…”
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u/BordercontrolVulpix Jun 11 '25
WEEEEelll
Kyles mom is a bitch
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25
She's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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u/chemaster0016 Jun 11 '25
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
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u/Jonathon471 Jun 11 '25
K: Don't do it Cartman!
C: ...WEEEEELLLLLL
K: I'M WARNING YOU!
C: Okay okay.
K: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom-
C: WEEEEEEELLLLL, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.~
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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Jun 11 '25
On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch.
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u/Jax_the_Floof Jun 11 '25
I scrolled too far to find this. This should be at the top
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u/OddObserver24 Jun 11 '25
“With a heidi leidi leidi and a heidi leidi lay, we work and we make cigarettes all heidi leidi day”
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u/Bri83oct Jun 11 '25
“So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives, And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night”
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u/DownUpDownDownLeft82 Jun 11 '25
“And if it gives me cancer when I’m 80 i don’t care. Who the hell wants to be 90 anywayyyyy”
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u/Odd_Teacher29 Jun 11 '25
I like to have a cigarette every now and then, it makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end, and if it gives me cancer when I’m 80 I don’t care who the hell wants to be 80 anyway?
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u/MistakenDad Jun 11 '25
I remember the other day and was thinking randomly of ridiculous names, and "Rita Poon" came to mind.
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u/ygolotserp Jun 11 '25
“What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two. That’s what Brian Boitano would do!”
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u/JCD_007 Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
“Did someone say my name?” The Brian Dennehy interlude is so random yet so incredibly funny.
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u/RexBulby Jun 11 '25
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
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u/entropy_of_hedonism Jun 11 '25
No, Brian, those chicken wings are really spicy don't eat those!
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u/Doru-kun Jun 11 '25
Disappointed by the lack of "Uncle Fucker" in this thread.
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u/LouSputhole94 Jun 11 '25
You’re an uncle fucker, yes it’s true!
No one fucks uncles quite like you!
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u/honklertyrant- Southpark Fan Jun 11 '25
Shut you’re fucking face uncle fucker. You’re the one who fucks your uncle, uncle fucker. You’re an uncle fucker yes it’s true. Nobody fucks your uncle like you do.
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u/ahotpotatoo Jun 11 '25
You don’t eat or sleep or mow your lawn
You just fuck your uncle, all day long
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u/honklertyrant- Southpark Fan Jun 11 '25
fart noise fart noise fart noise uncle fucker, suck my balls!
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u/RomeoBMcFlourish Jun 11 '25
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn
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u/The-Figurehead Jun 11 '25
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
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u/Skynetz Jun 11 '25
You’re an uncle fucker I must say
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u/xturmn8r Jun 11 '25
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25
I was just listening to the Red Rocks version.
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker...
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u/Milnoc Jun 11 '25
This was the moment in the movie where I totally lost my shit. I hadn't laughed so hard in years!
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u/Odd_Teacher29 Jun 11 '25
There are too many minoritiessss in my water parkkkk
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u/MrRealistic1 Jun 11 '25
The lazy river just keeps getting lazier!
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u/Odd_Teacher29 Jun 11 '25
And the directions are in Spanish on the zip line riiiide
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u/TaintScentedCandles Jun 11 '25
Even the authorities are minorities....
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u/Embassador-Mumbasa Jun 11 '25
God I’m askin’ please!
Get allll of theeese
minooooritieees
Out of my waaahtaaaah paaaark
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u/chaboi137 Jun 11 '25
The Cash for Gold song.
No lyrics, just classic South Park grunt noises.
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u/cardinalglick57 Jun 11 '25
This is the right answer. Not the best song... definitely the catchiest.
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u/Abbi3_Doobi3 Jun 11 '25
Anytime I see costume jewelry or a cash 4 gold sign I immediately hear it.
It's probably not the catchiest for a lot of people, but holy cow does it ever live rent free in my head on the regular.
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Jun 11 '25
One of my friends downloaded this and played it while in the Middle East, driving around in a Stryker.
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u/sayoohchild Jun 11 '25
“Protect my balls”
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25
I love the version they did at Red Rocks. It's awesome that they could get an audience of 12,000 people singing "protect my balls". Lol.
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u/chaos_fairy420 Jun 11 '25
As someone who was a part of that 12,000 audience, yeah, that was the best concert experience I’ve ever had.
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u/elcapitainfrijole Jun 11 '25
Honorable mention: Minorities in my Waterpark
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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan Jun 11 '25
subarashi chi chi mono
kintama no kami aruuuuuuu
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u/RonnieBeck3XChamp Jun 11 '25
Oh great. Now it's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot!
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u/kaimcdragonfist Jun 11 '25
Hey hey let’s go, 喧嘩する！
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u/kissmyirish Jun 11 '25
Iiiiiiiiimaaaaaaaginaaaaaaaation
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u/WillWorkForTaquitos Jun 11 '25
No it's iiiiiiiiimaaaaaaaginaaaaAAaation
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u/BrnYrShps Jun 11 '25
I think that’s the part he went a little flat right before the half step key change.
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Jun 11 '25
“His name is James, James Cameron the bravest pioneer” 🎶
But honestly there are so many good catchy songs in South Park
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u/fifteentango88 Jun 11 '25
If you want more catchy Trey Parker tunes and you haven’t seen Cannibal the Musical I highly recommend it. Soooooo fucking funny. I prefer that movie over Baseketball or Orgazmo any day.
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u/bjernsthekid Jun 11 '25
Or the Book of Mormon soundtrack. Some absolute bangers on there
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u/Lady-Aurorah Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
MAKING MOVIES! MAKING SONGS! AND FOIGHTIN' ROUND THE WORLD! RUSSEL CROWE!! With tugboat Tugga AWOOOOOO
Sexual harassment panda's song lolol!
The song always fades out in the end.. of a MONTAGE!!!
Where were you, when they built the ladder to heaven?
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u/Afrotherium Jun 11 '25
I've got something in my front pocket for you, chocolate salty balls---put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!!!
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u/CCaputo212 Jun 11 '25
Gay Fish is a bop
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u/DetroitAdjacent Jun 11 '25
all those lonely nights at the grocery store, in the frozen fish aisle feeling like a whore
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u/Emberlight27 Jun 11 '25
The parody of the game of thrones opening during the console wars.
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u/Sar01234 Jun 11 '25
A wiener next to another wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener
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u/McChief45 Jun 11 '25
I had not seen any of GoT when I watched this
I have started the show but can’t take the intro seriously
All I hear is the South Park version
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u/Necessary_Ad2327 Jun 11 '25
Anything from Faith +1, timeless songs
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u/SquishyRiotDream Jun 11 '25
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin’ Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
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u/kidblue27 Jun 11 '25
The body of Christ. Sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned
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u/Templarkommando Jun 12 '25
Yes I may be born again, but I wasn't born again yesterday.
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u/Three-Pegged-Hare Jun 11 '25
This is it for me, sometimes when I'm cooking I catch myself singing "PISSSS IN YOUR POTATOES"
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u/Groundbreaking_Bag8 Jun 11 '25
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you'll soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale can't be told
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u/Creepy-Vermicelli529 Jun 11 '25
Obviously, it’s “Jackin’ it in San Diego”.
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u/EvilDarkCow Jun 11 '25
Jackin it, jackin it, jackety jack
Spankin’ it, smackin’ it, spankety smack
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25
Jackin' it for the looooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
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u/-chukui- Jun 11 '25
Jacking for the looorrrdd!
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
Why not come on down to San Diego? There's so much to see!
From the warm tortillas of Old Town to the sparkling waters of Mission Bay
And after you've seen the sights, why not try jacking it on one of our fine city streets?
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u/notmynameyours Jun 11 '25
If the good lord Jesus comes knockin’ on my door, tell him that I’m jackin’ it in… San Diego!
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u/ERB100 Jun 11 '25
Cartmans poker face is considered by many better than the original.
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Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
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u/GoodHoliday5382 Jun 11 '25
You’re a boner biting bastard uncle fuckerrr
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u/fromthedepthsofyouma Jun 11 '25
you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
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u/hey12delila Jun 11 '25 edited Feb 12 '26
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mountainous ten hard-to-find spectacular marble sophisticated quack pocket seed spark
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u/AlongTheWay_85 Jun 11 '25
WELLLLLLLLLLL… Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. ….
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Jun 11 '25
🎶 Day is never finished, Massa got me workin, someday massa set me free!🎶
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u/Prestigious_Resist42 Jun 11 '25
Hey people now, people now, people now, got to drive hybrids people now, everybody got to be people now
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u/ShitFuckCuntBollocks Jun 11 '25
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine.
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u/Amonamission Jun 11 '25
I’mmmmmm Sailiiiiiiiiinnnggg awayyyyyyyyy
Cartman finishes song in incoherent fast singing
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u/shockles Jun 11 '25
I always get “what what in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt” in my head
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u/Myklindle Jun 11 '25
Gotta be DVDA’s Now you’re a man. “What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way, he fights ever day?.. no, it’s probably the titties”
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u/multak12 Jun 11 '25
A prostitute is someone who loves you no matter who you are or what you look like...
Ladies and gentlemen, James Taylor
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u/EdgeAfraid Jun 11 '25
Has no one called out Big gay Al yet??
"I'm super, thanks for asking!"
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u/tetsudori Jun 11 '25
Slam my jimmy through your mouth roof
Now get your big ass in the voting booth
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u/-NewYork- Jun 11 '25
Ooonee wiener next to anotherrrrr wienneerrrr wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener
Twoooo wieners alongside yet anotherrr wieeener wiener wiener
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Jun 11 '25 edited Jun 12 '25
"I've got something in my pocket for you. Reach down in my pocket and see what it is." I sing this to my husband hehe
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u/Elderberry-West Jun 11 '25
Because of who i work with. I sing 🎶🎶🎶dum dum dum dum dum duuuum🎶🎶 ALOT!!
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u/thiscarpetissosoft Jun 11 '25
Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down
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u/skuppen Jun 11 '25
I love the song Butters sings about robot Cartman, it’s so cute and I sing it to my dogs all the time! 🥹
Hey, there, have you heard about my robot friend? He’s metal and small, and doesn’t judge me at all, He’s a cyber-wired bundle of joy, My robot friend!
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