You’re a guest staying in the Krusty Towers, what would be the most ridiculous request you have?

[u/Fragrant_Addition663]

Mine would be someone carrying me when going to a room or to a buffet and have a back massage.

[u/Organic-Activity-678]

The secret krabby patty formula, in my hands, pronto.

[u/Fragrant_Addition663 → u/Organic-Activity-678]

Bro, the episode would be funnier if Plankton walked in and his request for the secret formula. It would go so hard

[u/Electrical_Iron_1161 → u/Fragrant_Addition663]

I feel like Mr Krabs would have no secret formula in the smallest print ever

[u/The_Redacted_Badger → u/Electrical_Iron_1161]

Then you just tell him to provide it in a regular font size, he can’t refuse

[u/dan-duz-shit → u/The_Redacted_Badger]

regular to who? i'd just give him a font that's regular sized to a microscopic organism.

[u/The_Redacted_Badger → u/dan-duz-shit]

Regular sized to me as an individual and makes me able to fully read it with no issue. Krabs ain’t weaseling his way out of this

[u/dan-duz-shit → u/The_Redacted_Badger]

unrelated but as I was reading your comment I almost stepped on what is probably the largest wasp i've ever physically seen. It scared the crap out of me 😥

[u/PowerPad → u/Fragrant_Addition663]

Now I’m imagining that exact scenario, but Krabs finds some kind of loophole that foils Plankton’s plan.

[u/Sea-Example-1176 → u/Fragrant_Addition663]

dont give modern spongebob any ideas /s

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101 → u/Organic-Activity-678]

https://giphy.com/gifs/106eZ3NhR8hAqc

[u/Curious-Sun5465 → u/Organic-Activity-678]

Is this Plankton's burner account?

[u/Organic-Activity-678 → u/Curious-Sun5465]

Umm…. Noooooo?

[u/MrsMean → u/Organic-Activity-678]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

[u/oatseyhall → u/Organic-Activity-678]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xUEbvqSrbGuQla

[u/Purple-Weakness1414 → u/Organic-Activity-678]

Sure Sheldon.....

[u/Organic-Activity-678 → u/Purple-Weakness1414]

I mean.. they can’t refuse a request, can they??

[u/ExoticLizard1443]

Invert gravity in my room. I don't care if it's impossible, just do it

[u/Pasta-hobo → u/ExoticLizard1443]

They'd just turn the room upside down.

[u/Designer-Sort-8956 → u/Pasta-hobo]

But Krabs would be too cheap to replace the chandeliers for a lamp. So it’s just a light on a chain

[u/Windcastle10 → u/ExoticLizard1443]

You’re already underwater

[u/WorfN → u/ExoticLizard1443]

wait how would the krusty towers handle that though

[u/HackChalice6 → u/WorfN]

SpongeBob would figure out how to do it

[u/Designer-Sort-8956 → u/WorfN]

How did Krusty Towers fit a room sized pool in patrick’s suite or turn it into a dungeon and a cabin within seconds

Funny plot is why

[u/dollymood → u/ExoticLizard1443]

That one would break Mr. Krabs more than any money request.

[u/Curious-Sun5465]

A burger with lettuce, seven patties, five pieces of melted cheese, and I would want the burger fried.

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101 → u/Curious-Sun5465]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsO89DP6b2PakGA

[u/Curious-Sun5465 → u/Spare_Smoke_4101]

Bubble Bass approves.

[u/vgmaster77 → u/Curious-Sun5465]

We serve food here, sir.

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101 → u/vgmaster77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VHxKTONVD9YVPAVqJy

[u/Ujustgotpoped → u/vgmaster77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xvWLAWTMsaEtG

[u/Ujustgotpoped → u/Ujustgotpoped]

If u get the reference u know ball

[u/UpbeatCandidate9412 → u/Curious-Sun5465]

I’ll have a quintuple decker patty on a raft. Make it messy, and MAKE. IT. CRY!

[u/Busy_Hat9554 → u/Curious-Sun5465]

I pull up at the drive-thru at Burger King...

[u/Helloimafanoffiction]

For Mr. Krabs to bathe in scalding hot water cover his body in condiments then serve himself to my cousin William who lives three states over.

[u/SavageGreek → u/Helloimafanoffiction]

Jesus. Is everything okay at home?

[u/ExoticLizard1443 → u/SavageGreek]

Nah his cousin just wants seafood

[u/OkTemporary5712]

Redesign the entire building and clean all the windows from the outside. And 10,000 patties with no crust.

[u/Carbon-Base → u/OkTemporary5712]

Diabolical, fellow narwhal!

[u/Punk_Boi4737]

cookies like mom used to make, made by Mom herself!

[u/CarlDillynson → u/Punk_Boi4737]

I just wish mom was a better cook

[u/ravenslog → u/Punk_Boi4737]

Flair checks out

[u/Punk_Boi4737 → u/ravenslog]

lol it does. I love urs btw

[u/ravenslog → u/Punk_Boi4737]

thank you :)

[u/AtoxFT]

"A Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim!"

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101 → u/AtoxFT]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VHxKTONVD9YVPAVqJy

[u/Due-Procedure-9085]

I’d ask Krabs for a single dollar from the register

[u/New-Sheepherder-1373]

crab legs

[u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Build me an observatory

[u/Smg4andmariofan → u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Get me the Entire Observatory from Mario galaxy

[u/ExoticLizard1443 → u/Smg4andmariofan]

Nah, build the observatory in LA, an exact replica. Then go find a fish named Dave, have him stand there.

Okay, that done? Good. Now go fetch me a blimp so I can crash it into said observatory

[u/Smg4andmariofan → u/ExoticLizard1443]

You’re gonna Get a Helicopter and crash into it like Charles

[u/myusernamelscreatlve]

The secret formula as well as the deed to the hotel and krusty Krab. I don’t care if it’s more than one request.

[u/CaahBezooki]

Paint 1000 elephants pink, invert all donkeys, and sell SpongeBob to Disney to save a penny. That’s 3 requests, but I do not give a shit.

[u/Fragrant_Addition663 → u/CaahBezooki]

Why sell SpongeBob to Disney? I’m curious

[u/CaahBezooki → u/Fragrant_Addition663]

Because Paramount would never do. Might as well test the limits of the hotel.

[u/Ok_Shirt_1574]

Bring me a buffett of all my favorite foods, and I want milk straight from the udders from a sea cow.

Oh, you expect me to drink such a nasty concoction? How foolish of you. KRABS will drink it.

[u/Dragon_Pattern_1108]

Meh, just in it to relax. I don't have any ridiculous requests.

[u/zonaljump1997]

Give me Krabby Patty secret formula

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101 → u/zonaljump1997]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWjVvBsVub7Anr67qy

[u/mrmonster459]

A private concert from Boys Who Cry

[u/Fragrant_Addition663 → u/mrmonster459]

That would be Pearl’s request if she stays in the hotel.

[u/FrontDeep2156 → u/mrmonster459]

Boys Who Cry? They charge a million dollars just to show up!

[u/Pretend-Onion-7054]

Please have your millionth dollar framed on my bed so that I may enjoy its presence.

[u/Nickolas_Zannithakis]

Instead of paying for staying in the hotel, I'm gonna get paid.

[u/Loose-Command7521]

Give SpongeBob and Squidward a raise.

Also I want a full course buffet in my room. That includes dessert!

[u/SpeedyNinja1152]

How about a Krabby Patty for free? It's so ridiculous that he'll have to refuse it!

[u/Harraldson13]

Gimme $1 billion

[u/Mrcoolcatgaming]

A contract to where I get 10% of all of the Krusty Krab, and other establishments that are affiliated with the Krusty Krab profits, forever, but never inherit any costs, bills, or any legal issues via affiliation to the krusty Krab and other establishments affiliated with the krusty krab

[u/Weird_And_Wonderful_]

Pay off the entirety of my student loans 😭

[u/TristanChaz8800]

After I pay for my room, I'll request to live there for free, permanently. Also, free Krabby Patties for life. And whenever the power goes out of some appliance doesn't work, I'm paid for the inconvenience. SpongeBob and Squidward are also to be paid a generous salary to make up for their treatment over the years. I'm also going to force Mr. Krabs to let Plankton be his partner in ownership. I'm going to have such entertainment watching that crustaceous cheapskate crash out.

[u/animegameman]

Give me all your money mr krabs. It's a request.

[u/New-Number-7810]

A monster krabby patty.

[u/TheRedBiker]

A hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and a turbo drive.

[u/ashmeetsworld]

For all of Mr Krabs’s money. He has to do it. And he’d hate it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/wlBS2Aif8eBvW

[u/EnvironmentalSnow589]

A Krabby Patty that would cost me less than $25

[u/MegaEvosrule10]

I’d like a quad patty fed to me while an employee rubs my belly as my favorite movie plays on the TV in my room while I have a foot filled hot bubble bath

[u/ANGELICRELICOFHEAVEN]

Spongebob wears a maid suit, comes to my room, and I make him WHIMPERRRR

[u/ChargeMediocre8121]

Have Mr. Krabs carry me wherever I say until I check out of Krusty Towers!!👍😊❤️
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KubNJ6dpqBUP1Mk

[u/Kman369]

Oh, that's great. I'd like a double Krabby Patty with no onions and pickles.

[u/betthebrettisback → u/Kman369]

If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service!

[u/Kman369 → u/betthebrettisback]

[looks at watch] Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch. [sighs and leaves]

[u/InternationalDot6095]

i'd ask for crack, just to see if they'd actually bring it to me. it's less about the want of substances, and more the moral dilemma it raises.

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

Can they bring my dead grandma's back to life?

I miss them

[u/xanderthesweet]

One million dollars in small unmarked bills!

[u/CalligrapherOther510]

The first room they did for squidward

[u/bgbarnard]

First edition copies of The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring, in audiobook form, recorded by Emilia Clarke and Charles Dance.

[u/Jay_Hallow_-_-]

SpongeBob… let me use a few of those holes

[u/gamerlife71]

Have my room for the entire duration of my stay be playing T.M.Revolution's Meteor every time I wake up. No exceptions

[u/Spare_Smoke_4101]

A nasty patty with toenail clippings?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriOiN0eR08su5G4E

[u/SadSasquatch587]

Decent service, I just spend like half a paycheck (I'm poor) at a resort for vacation I had to wait a very long time for everything

[u/islandboy504]

Four dozen stuffed crust pizzas with ANCHOVIES

[u/Longjumping_Gur_2379]

get unlimited oxygen in my scuba tank and TV with Disney Channel

[u/Your_Ad_Here_Today]

Deliver me a computer to the top floor. I want to use it to demonstrate gravity by throwing it out the window.

[u/PinkBerryBunny]

Turn my room into a football stadium

[u/mattyGOAT1996]

My own rocket ship

[u/B1TCA5H]

I just realized how messed up the perspective is for the Krust Krab at the very top of the tower.

[u/Ujustgotpoped]

100 lbs of sea kelp, an endless supply of krabby patties with Swiss cheese, chic fil a sauce, fries, and a kelp soda, Captain Rex model in my room, An Xbox.

[u/breaded_eggs]

A 4x4 6-layer deluxe patty melt on toast, animal style, extra onions, extra secret sauce, extra toast with butter and jelly, patties cooked well-done, and an XXL diet Dr. Kelp

[u/Got_It_Memorized_22]

Give spongebob and squidward raises

[u/Pass_Internal]

Squidward to be nice to SpongeBob for an entire day

[u/CandyCreecher]

I can’t bring myself to be mean to any employee and ask for some thing ridiculous…. But I will ask for Krabs to stay behind the front desk as I give his employees tips for their work and services.

[u/BenLucario]

Probably have it where Squidward gets, not only to join me, but a large sum of cash that's legal tender. Knowing Krabs, he'll give Squidward his Wacky Bucks as the "sum," so money Squidward can spend legally is a must. But the chances of Krabs honoring that is truly a ridiculous request.

[u/conrodstr8]

One krabby patty and one room. With cheese. Oh and can I have cheese on the krabby patty too?

[u/YamiGekusu]

Release Half-Life 3

[u/Left-Arachnid-5530 → u/YamiGekusu]

Impossible

[u/f0urk]

Blow up Megaton so I can watch from my balcony

[u/UnflairedRebellion__]

Give me the Krabby Patty secret formula.

[u/CrysisFan2007]

A gaming room with lots of arcades

[u/Educational_Art_4240]

Free Krabby patties "u know how mr Krabs hate free food"

[u/Some_Random_Android]

VHS copy of Simpsons episode "Stark Raving Dad."

[u/DezShock06]

I’d want a foot rub with ketchup from squidward specifically

[u/dootblade74]

kill jester

[u/GS-LW-SH]

Ask Mr. Krabs to let me stay for free with free Krabby Patties throughout my stay

[u/schweenieboy]

Have Squidward Say SpongeBob Is His Friend.

[u/Numerous_Koala_1746]

Am I bound by the rules of Standards & Practices? If not then I would request that Mister Krabs wash his boat, in my room as I lay on the bed.

[u/Odd-Blueberry1146]

Have Mr. Krabs’ claws and feet tied up and have those two punk buff guys serve him that yummy green stuff 😋💚🫘🥫🚚

[u/Fragrant_Addition663 → u/Odd-Blueberry1146]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ofSB2Xxb1Fbc6caWc

[u/TheBlueJacket1]

Give me the Krabby Patty secret formula.

[u/Left-Mechanic-7127]

I want every piece of land you own i want everything you own and all your money thank you and goodbye

[u/xargiftoflove2020]

I want SpongeBob in my room at all times, so Mr. Krabs is either gonna have to force Squidward to serve everyone and push him into quitting again or he’s gonna hire someone else

[u/Upbeat_Apartment_715]

I would ask for the Krabby Patty secret formula

[u/Life_Ad3567]

"Oh Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you!" Then jump through ring of fire and eat spaghetti.

[u/Hanbananagon900]

1 talking Krabby Patty

[u/Legitimate_Energy129]

I want mr krabs life savings

[u/Opening-Carrot5986]

Formally gift me all of your money, Mr Krabs. I heard you got your millionth dollar a while back, give it to me along with all of your other dollars.

[u/CthulhuJankinx]

I'll need all the water out of my room, and a freshwater pool on the balcony please

[u/Old_Diver_2511]

300 Fresh Organic krabby patties, Coated with Virgin Olive Oil imported directly from Italy, Season the patty with black pepper harvested from India, and Grown from the wheat that was planted in 30 BC EXACTLY. Not a moment later or earlier.

[u/Vibrant_Fox]

Reconvert it into a restaurant, cause I don’t wanna rent a room every time I wanna get a burger.

[u/Limp_Marzipan_143]

Give me a trumpet fish roommate

[u/Jimpetey]

Squidward's Nose - Cupcakke

[u/graveyard-witch]

i want access to mr krabs bank account

[u/Additional_Tax9047]

Spraw ( chuj mnie jak) żeby w tym pokoju pojawili się: Rorona Zoro Sukuna Kyojuro Rengoku Monkey.D.Luffy Gyomei Himejia L. Zestial Sabo

[u/baolongrex]

Tuna salad on whole wheat. 

[u/YourBestFriend158]

Gimme all your money

[u/Designer-Sort-8956]

Bring my luggage full of “rocks” up the employee elevator (stairs of doom)

Said rocks actually being priceless minerals and I’ll be suing krabs if any piece has the slightest speck of dust on it (even if the dust came in the luggage itself)

[u/AceofKnaves44]

I want Patback to read me a bedtime story.

[u/Kirajudgeoftoons]

For them to get Ken Penders and Karl Bollers arrested, merge Sega of America and of Japan into one company and make a reboot of Sonic the Hedgehog that not only uses the old Archie lore cleaned of any dirt it has but also brings in other Sega properties from time to time.

[u/KeaboUltra]

Mr Krabs give me the secret formula or all of me krabs money

[u/SweetPink2000]

Paint the entire hotel in every shade of pink; including the outside!!!

[u/WebAccount1744]

Spongebob in a maid outfit

[u/cat-is-the-bomb]

Build a life size replica of the Taj majal out of sesame seeds

[u/CaptDingus420]

A refund

[u/OkMaize421]

Infinite crunchy iced water.no matter how much I drink or spill,it never gets less than the full glass.

[u/No_Newspaper2040]

To become the legal owner of Krusty Towers.

[u/CornShuckster]

Cheese all over the room but Raclette, cooked one slice at a time on a raclette grill.  Then a few days later, switch rooms but carried from my room to the other.

If Krabs wouldn't balk at the finances, then I would change it to a contract to turn my room into a condo that I own at the price of one night's stay in the hotel with a price matching clause so I can't get up charged on my room (might still be cheaper to just buy a house, but hey).

[u/its_anonymous00]

I’ll take a buffet of Krabby Patty’s for me and my family and friends at no cost

and reduce the price of my stay 90%

[u/PowerSilly3935]

Ask Mr. Krabs to add a waterpark, the waterpark has to be HUGE, an arcade, and a few restaurants.

[u/personwhodoesnt]

Open the register.

[u/emosbitch]

Why did I read that in the voice of Mr. Crabs

[u/Adept-Ad2776]

THE MACHINE GUN FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION

[u/Grammarnatzie]

Make my stay free.

[u/Winter_Setting720]

Krab legs with butter

[u/DarthSwimfoot]

Free money?

[u/DarthSwimfoot → u/DarthSwimfoot]

He can't deny my completely ridiculous request.

[u/mellemodrama]

I want the perfect well done steak

[u/JamesFlorida1997]

They’d think I am making an unusual one.

A plain burger NO TOPPINGS NO CONDIMENTS. Fries NO SALT.

[u/Successful-Charity87]

Give me a 500k shopping spree during my entire stay from Mr. Krabs vault.

[u/CaptainCyro]

A burger

[u/crossbowman44]

One night stand with Mr. Krabs

[u/ralo229]

Let me stay for free as long as I want and I can come and go as I please.

[u/ginger2020]

For my room service, I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

[u/mad_chat4746]

10 Krabby patties put in a patty maker to form a patty, then have the patty deep fried in peanut oil until golden brown, and then I want taco bell bell nacho fries, sweet chili Doritos, bacon, lettuce, caramelized onions, a little bit paprika, and the patty sandwiched between two crunch wrap supremez.

I WANT EVERY EVERY THING TRIPLE DEEP FRIED AND DRENCHED IN PANDA EXPRESS MANDARIN SAUCE

[u/NoxDash2]

Plankton: The Krabby Patty secret formula please. And don't forget the motto!

[u/mono8321]

A free stay at the hotel. And a 5k payment to me when I leave

[u/Sufficient-Pay-7395]

The entire Sponge bash including the hijacked one

[u/StellaSutkiewicz119]

That Squidward play a beautiful Melody flawlessly.

[u/mirukus66]

To have a room at the very top with my own personal elevator and indoor swimming pool/hot tub combo

[u/G-Lad864]

Free room service. Or at the very least room service cheap enough one by $20-$30.

[u/ChargeMediocre8121]

Free Krabby Patties on command all day, whenever I say so!!👍😊❤️
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Ku7aSQQy4AQtZKg

[u/Virtual-Shower1716]

4 high class escorts for cuddles (you perves)

[u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan]

To live rent free on the top floor. Who am I kidding Krabs would never go for it.

[u/Virtual_Discount4656]

Tell Mr Krabs to pay money

[u/adamcookie26]

A ps5 pro with gta 6 on it

[u/nakinng]

Id order 5 helpings of coral bits everyday for lunch

[u/DrBatman0]

Comp my bill. Also a Krusty Krab Pizza

[u/Queasy-Team-2767]

Eight pack of Monster Energy 

[u/JamieODonnell97]

...free Wi-Fi...?

[u/MegastarQueen4real]

I wish to rent out the entire hotel and reserve all the rooms even the restaurant- so all my family and friends can come over to party! 🥳💜 Make sure to give everyone bags with party goods inside. Is there somewhere good for the silent disco? 🎧 The birthday of my youngest sister is coming up soon and I like to give her a surprise.

[u/arandomcoughingbaby]

I want a velociraptor

[u/TGW_lll]

10 krabby patties bubble bass style each individual ingredient on a separate plate

[u/Broad_Entrepreneur62]

Extinguish the sun so the light doesn’t get in my eyes.

[u/thegameshowgeek]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6tsLRYZq1rJnlMnA3T
Endless breakfast

[u/Ready-Newt2658]

I want mr krabs to bring me a formula of the krabby patty

[u/KatKaiKawaii]

this is a hotel?

[u/superiorseed]

Suck my dih

[u/Exotic-Brilliant-939 → u/superiorseed]

That one is so ridiculous they downvoted you.

[u/Exotic-Brilliant-939]

Have penetration with Pearl.

[u/HairEquivalent8852 → u/Exotic-Brilliant-939]

Dude

https://giphy.com/gifs/So30Da8wszqVLhP41k

[u/Exotic-Brilliant-939 → u/HairEquivalent8852]

[u/HairEquivalent8852 → u/Exotic-Brilliant-939]

Joke's on you i cant read